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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSo I had this 'friend' who would always say she was either 'busy' or overloaded with work or family or something. Or if none of those excuses were feasible (because I knew her schedule), she would lie and say she was babysitting with no way out.
Here's my question: If you don't want to hang out with, why...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
IS AS THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS
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Declared by Georgina on Monday, February 13, 2012
JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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Declared by HugeTeamBoxLOVER31 on Friday, April 19, 2013
I hereby declare that all the kurdish terrorists in the world must be eradicated! Those sodomized kurdish people have been attacking on Turkey for over 25 years killing almost 30.000 innocents! They killed us 30.000 times but the rest of the world do still support them and call them as "freedomfighters" and...
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Declared by whocares on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
They SUCK
Calling themselves computer science people.
Bunch of monkeys
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Don't start a website if you are going to load it with ads. It's almost like the website is 99.99% advertisements, 00.01% content.
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Declared by Nuke on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
You have the ugliest VW Rabbit in all of Arizona!!!
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Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, September 27, 2011
IMMA KILL YOU WITH SCHOOL MATERIAL !
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I felt fucking awesome when you accepted me into your school, because you're an IVY LEAGUE. but when you didn't give me enough financial aid to reasonably attend, AND after I poured my heart into a letter explaining why you've been my dream school for 4 fucking years, you replied with "we're sorry, we can't...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 10, 2012
I don't expect any of you to read or rate my vent(big surprise as i'm always ignored), but I feel like if I vent on Twitter, I'm disturbing my followers peace. I just realized I think of people first instead of me...
You see, I hate being poor, or in other words, being a minor and not having money on my...
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Declared by WtfGIRL on Sunday, September 29, 2013
You are crazy bitch!!!!
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Declared by The truth on Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Old people/mexicans/ornery hicks with no attention span and stubborn attitudes + technology + minimum wage + me == FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS I AM BIDING MY GODDAMN TIME UNTIL I GET OUT OF THIS CRAPPY PISSY TEMPORARY JOB
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Declared by Gh0st on Tuesday, February 11, 2014
To all the women who take advantage of the decent guys out there.
You are the minx on the back of a rabid dog.
Ready to pounce on the average bloke.
You prepare your hangmans rope in the fog.
As love dazed your hands on our throats to choke.
What was it that you were after at the end...
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Declared by Traol Coladis on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad to GM Tristan for being the reason of Level Ups fall. Great minds left the company because of GM Tristans assholic presence!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
They're trying to make us lose the princibles of GOD. Their ignorant!
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Declared by jesus lover on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
How about anal sex ?
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Declared by Ben Remka al Jihadi on Friday, October 26, 2007
You have been an unbeliever. The infidels shall have to DIE!!!!
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Declared by zera on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I declare a jihad on you because you see dead people in the audience in New Mexico!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 27, 2008
i put a jihad on you and your family!
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Declared by dirhka dirhka mohammed jihad on Friday, April 24, 2009
for having shite chat this eve.
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Declared by Fuckloaf. x on Tuesday, January 26, 2010