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Declared by Peter on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I can't stand it when people use the word depressed like it was something normal and everyday. Depression means and unusual and significantly long term sadness. Regardless of what all the pharmaceutical commercials may have led you to believe there is another word for what you have. It is such a pity that...
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Declared by P.J. on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
This is JIHAD !!!
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
My broadband has been down for over a month now, you fuckers. Yes, i've disconnected all the cables and rebooted the modem. Yes, i've checked the microfilter. Yes, i've waited for you to do a line test four times now. Yes, I think you're all totally fucking incompetent.
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Declared by Bandrew Mcloud on Friday, October 12, 2007
You are a school principal and an old, ugly one at that! You're having an affair with a mother at your school - half your age and pregnant - and preaching to me and everyone else about ethics and equity?
Where is the equity at home where your wife and little kid loved you (silly me) and believed your...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2008
I declare a JIHAD on you and your laziness as a result of which your Xbox 360 still sits broken at home. JIHAD!
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Declared by Your nemesis on Wednesday, February 4, 2009
YOU'RE THE CAUSE FOR ALL THE WARS!!!, DIE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Jesus fucking Christ. The sight of a self-consciously righteously-pissed-off-cocky-faced female in black lace singing some gothy nonsense made up of half-a-dozen gloomy words randomly taken out of a dictionary and running up and down a crypt while incessantly hitching up her skirts makes me violently sick....
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Declared by baleout on Sunday, May 16, 2010
Why can't eclipse see my SVN repositories or work with Maven or connect to the internet without having to be told to. Who programmed this? Who thought that all the dialogs and preferences and stupid settings were a good idea? Why can't it just find the internet, every other program can, including the viruses!
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Declared by SL on Thursday, January 14, 2010
Jihad on you's co-founder. Don't you check the e-mails?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 16, 2010
You fuckers are playing supreme being when we can utilize the sun, wind and water as safe energy resources. You motherfuckers should dismantle all nuclear power plants worldwide and adopt this technology. Fucking idiots.
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Declared by The Dizzle on Monday, March 21, 2011
Jeez, you're starting to piss me off now. I loved you so much although I wasn't with you, but still. You led me on by flirting w/ me 24/7 and showing ALL the signs that you liked me, and then next day, when some girl who broke up w/ her boyfriend, what? 3 days ago, starts dating you? WTF, kid. Jeez, honey....
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Declared by Chelsea on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
why is nina so amazing?
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Declared by eliza on Sunday, February 12, 2012
you are a haji
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
I know trivial facts! Admit it!
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Declared by You know who! on Saturday, April 20, 2013
you married a guy for less than 48 hours, and we forgave you. then you married a deadbeat idiot, and we forgave you. and then you flashed your vajayjay to the paparazzi and yet again we forgave you and forgave you and forgave you
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Declared by A to the Strid on Sunday, September 9, 2007
A pox and curse be upon you, you great satan institution of poverty creation! May you roast in the fires of hell for destroying our lives by ruining our money! You will baste in the roasted juices of your fellow thieving bankers eternally.
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Declared by ActionMac on Monday, October 8, 2007
White Americans and select European people. Cause of all problems on the planet, self-serving, and self-righteous. What more is there to say :) ?
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Declared by Dj Jihad on Monday, October 8, 2007
datengatumatii!
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Declared by Brucolacul on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I declare jihad on all you believers. You substitute your brains with ancient books, thinking with believing and judgement with submission. You trade your desire to comfortably not feeling responsible for anything - your gods and books are - against your (and, if you could, our) freedom. See you in hell...
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Declared by Rene Descartes on Tuesday, October 9, 2007