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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare a JIHAD on you and your laziness as a result of which your Xbox 360 still sits broken at home. JIHAD!
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Declared by Your nemesis on Wednesday, February 4, 2009
LOVE IT
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Declared by BOB on Friday, April 20, 2012
Why does my husband insist on being friends with idiots? I feel so alone whenever he is with his friends, because his friends are so fricken dumb, not the kind of people I would ever want to associate with! Today after work I came home and felt like I could barely talk to him about my day, the fact that it...
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Declared by Amanda on Thursday, February 7, 2013
I fucking declare jihad on myself for being to cheap to get the damn book for my exam in time. I have eight days to write this thing and now I have to wait up to five days for the damn book, because I was hoping it would arrive at the library in time. I'm a fucking moron. Jihad on me.
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Declared by Josefine on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
why are you even in this group if you don't do anything?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I'm BACK BITCHES!
This gonna be shorter than the other one.
what's better than a group of people as weird and as obesessed as you for someone famous? It's amazing because you say things you can do in public because apparently you are mad sick to your mind for liking someone that much.
But...
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Declared by WTFGirl on Monday, December 30, 2013
You fucking bitch. I tried so hard, waking up at the ass Crack of dawn to do my makeup and shit, and you come prancing by, and with a finger snap he likes you. What. The. HELL. and the boy, your a real douchbag. Fucking crusty ass can take it up the ass. Jokes on you, you just got jihad bitches. Have fun in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 3, 2015
Yesterday, while I was waiting for a bus to take me home, a fat couple, man and woman, walked up to me and yelled at me, saying that because I'm an older woman, I'm a failure, and that anyone older than 30 deserves to die. When I responded by saying that since they are both obese, they would probably die...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, March 8, 2018
For being a fucking liar
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
Thank you for the weekend.
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Declared by Evert on Monday, October 8, 2007
jihad na tebaaaa
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Declared by jakubko on Monday, October 8, 2007
jihad on firefox, your subsystem leaks more than a bombed out oil-rig!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Just because you think you're dating him doesn't mean he thinks so. You thought you were dating him when he was dating Amy . . . You thought you were dating him when he was dating me . . . . He thinks he's single now, but you still think you're dating him . . . . And you called me the crazy one?
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Declared by DictatorForLife on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have discrased the holy religeon of the Islam with your lack of knowledge of the Koran. Marrying a believer does not make you Islamic, nor does dressing like one either. You are still an infidel in the face of Allah. To regain your faith and prove yourself you must go on a pilgramidge to Mecca....
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
You're making me look bad! People will think that I am like you...
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Declared by Brit Brit on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Teh Culvars (Leah Culver) brought a big bucket of fail to this years Future of Web Apps Conference. She didn't even teach us mere mortals about the string maths that she's used with such great success on pownce.
Shortly after that she took over a panel aimed at developing a web app in 40 minutes and...
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Declared by Skully on Friday, February 29, 2008
What in the hell are you thinking? This is not going to end well. If he doesn't know yet, he will. If he knows and doesn't care then why are you with him?
If you love me like you say you do then grow a pair and walk away from him. If you're trying to make it work like you say you are then grow a pair...
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Declared by The guy across the way on Wednesday, March 12, 2008
I am declaring a Jihad on my job and all customers pissing me off each day with their ridiculous complaints!!!
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Declared by J-M AKA Evilness on Tuesday, September 9, 2008
I declare the jihad of injured defense and loss by three goals or more to Buffalo!!
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Declared by Boston GM on Tuesday, August 26, 2008