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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare jihad on Torres, for signing for a team he’s far too good for and in the process dragging them far higher than they deserve to be, thus upsetting the natural order of the universe.
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Declared by Wenger's son on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
10fold Jihads would not be enough to declare on the infidels in Congress who have dragged their effing feet on this G.D. bailout package. While they sit and bicker, my meager portfolio dwindles more and more as my ulcer grows larger. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of all you in...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Friday, September 26, 2008
Fatih seni seviyorum ama sen bana yüz vermiyon. Allah seni kahretmesin!
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Declared by Baran on Sunday, October 12, 2008
YOU'RE THE CAUSE FOR ALL THE WARS!!!, DIE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Jihad on you's co-founder. Don't you check the e-mails?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 16, 2010
What a piece of shit OS!
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Declared by Your Mom on Friday, August 13, 2010
You have disgraced the Islamic faith and the Muslim people for the last time!
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Declared by Al Zawahiri on Saturday, July 2, 2011
You are the worst friend I ever could have asked for. My highschool sweetheart and I dated for 4 1/2 years and almost moved in together. We broke up and I went through the toughest time in my life. While this was happening, you were facebook chatting my ex and persuading him to come out to the bar with you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 20, 2011
Need I say more?
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Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Jeez, you're starting to piss me off now. I loved you so much although I wasn't with you, but still. You led me on by flirting w/ me 24/7 and showing ALL the signs that you liked me, and then next day, when some girl who broke up w/ her boyfriend, what? 3 days ago, starts dating you? WTF, kid. Jeez, honey....
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Declared by Chelsea on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
My only wish is that you get stoned in a public market for spamming me.
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Declared by Gay Allah on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
why do you butt fuck?!
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Declared by wanting to know on Monday, November 12, 2012
Guess what? FUCK YOU THAT'S WHAT!
JIHAD ON YOU YA SORRY ASS REDNECK! YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOUR SISTER NEVER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
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Declared by DeathWraith on Saturday, May 26, 2012
You fucking bitch. I tried so hard, waking up at the ass Crack of dawn to do my makeup and shit, and you come prancing by, and with a finger snap he likes you. What. The. HELL. and the boy, your a real douchbag. Fucking crusty ass can take it up the ass. Jokes on you, you just got jihad bitches. Have fun in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 3, 2015
If I wanted to hear Pink I would play it myslef. Not that I own a Pink album.
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Declared by Eddie Izzard on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck the work! Fuck the collegues! Fuck the seniors and juniors! Who else?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
A pox and curse be upon you, you great satan institution of poverty creation! May you roast in the fires of hell for destroying our lives by ruining our money! You will baste in the roasted juices of your fellow thieving bankers eternally.
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Declared by ActionMac on Monday, October 8, 2007
For your s#%t referring decisions which caused the All Blacks to loose to France in the Rugby World cup and end our chances of bringing the cup back to its rightful home!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For getting up late every day, giving last minute tasks, getting late, watching regional channels, capturing my computer for internet use etc etc.
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Declared by Deepak on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
JOOOOODDEEE
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Declared by Peter on Tuesday, October 9, 2007