Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy did you steal that stuff from Orlando Culinary Institute? You need to bring it back or I am telling the dean. And I am tired of you always bumming cigarettes and change from me. You pothead!
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Declared by Bradley on Sunday, June 13, 2010
YOU FUCKEN TWO BIT WHORE!!!!!! you bitch and complain when you so call "friends" fuck you over with guys you loved and then , you godanm retard, you go DO THE SAME FUCKEN THING!! you are the most wothless sum i have ever come across. I hope you fucken get AIDS or that that pretty face of yours melts off. I...
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Declared by Lilith on Wednesday, September 22, 2010
I put the holy jihad on all this sucking fucking shit painted 3D movies in the cinemas! They fail, they are so bad. Damned shit!
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Declared by thor on Thursday, February 17, 2011
Sometimes I have the urge, to dash outside and marvel at all the flowers in my garden. How they sway as they are kissed softly by the breeze, how their sweet fragrances fill my lungs and make me feel like I'm a Japanese person in a stationary store.... And that rose, that sweet, sweet rose... sitting there...
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Declared by Ana Lime on Friday, June 10, 2011
You suck. thank you for making me wait for the whole night for your call, worrying what you are doing. You don't even bother to even send me a text to let me know where you are going. You think i'm a fool? Well, F you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 18, 2011
The FUCKING DICKSHIT.
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Declared by ..................... on Sunday, November 27, 2011
FUCK YOU TOWELHEADS
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Declared by CEO IM RICH on Sunday, October 7, 2007
someone has to have a holy war. somewhere, sometime, for some purpose, and this seems like the better option.
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Declared by vince's jihad-er on Monday, October 8, 2007
STOP BANGING MY GIRLFRIEND!
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
Down with marketing!
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Declared by ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
To the RIAA, CRIA, Sony BMG, Warner, the lot of you.....
Burn in hell.
We are gonna get you - we won't tolerate your oppression and ownership of governments forever, the revolution has begun and it WILL be televised.
You have NO business knowing what we download and you never will. And as the...
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Declared by XJ on Monday, October 8, 2007
White Americans and select European people. Cause of all problems on the planet, self-serving, and self-righteous. What more is there to say :) ?
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Declared by Dj Jihad on Monday, October 8, 2007
we jihad Jonas El-kabel from Denmark for being egyptien and refuse to tell us how the pyramids where build!!!
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Declared by angry danish guy on Saturday, October 13, 2007
My evil sisters for letting there 3 year old daugters jump on my head when i was sleeping
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Declared by chris on Thursday, October 18, 2007
i declare war over fuckin stoopid old cunting faggots that let there kids play 18 rated computer games then kick up a massive fuss when they see a bit of violence in it. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LET YOUR KIDS PLAY THEM, you fucking stoopid tossing wank heads!!!! if you dont want your kids to play them dont...
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Declared by butters on Friday, October 19, 2007
Stop calling my number and ask if you can please talk to Mrs. ______(my last name). If I refuse to cooperate with you do not try to find out if there is a wife you can speak with.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 21, 2008
Ricky Delgado is the most stuck-up, arrogant piece of dog shit ever to walk the face of the planet. Too bad he can't hide the fact that he was made major sindak in Ateneo by even lesser pices of shit. Ricky is that much of a fucking coward he couldn't do shit. Now he spends the rest of his life trying to...
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Declared by Migs on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Hello again you assholes. I am back on the forums again and there is nothing you can do about it. You scumbags banned me and my friends for absolutely nothing. You are nothing but a bunch of liars and bullshitters. Need a life don't you. Sorry, you are not capable of having one. Screw all of you, And see you...
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Declared by jacquie on Friday, October 17, 2008
Hey you low life dried up old prune. Still working your ass off trying to get ahead? Still scratching your ass and picking your nose with the same finger? C'mon, drop the socks and grab yo cock and pump yourself up out of there. Oh! I forgot, you don't have one. HA, HA,HA,HA!
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Declared by Chuck on Saturday, November 22, 2008
It is with grave determination to preserve the teachings of holy Islam and to uphold my submission to Allah the Merciful by declaring Jihad on you and your wretched family. Be afraid Michael, be very afraid, for Allah will not be merciful to any member of your household.
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Declared by Bob on Tuesday, December 9, 2008