Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoBryan will never love you, and you're annoying as hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, March 21, 2009
I said Hello but what I ment was FUCK YOU!
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Declared by fuck you all and your mother on Friday, April 24, 2009
I wish death upon your web site!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I hate that they beat us to the hate!
JIHAD!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 12, 2010
The ones who are just trying to make the money and stay out of turf and business violence, more power to you. But the ones who are retaliating and keeping a high profile, I wish the wrath for you. It seems as if Mexico is taking a lesson from the good ole '71 Nixon administration. Obama may never use the...
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Declared by J Cannabis on Sunday, September 12, 2010
Your (were) a military policeman that gained access to kids through Tiger Lims Tae Kwon Doe program in Killeen,TX. I hope you are found and taken to Guantanamo Bay Prison. You deserve some kind of punishment for your actions molesting me and other little boys. If your dead fine if your not may god bust your...
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Declared by Killed Spirit on Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Haley,
YOU are also THE BEST not girlfriend but fiancee that I could ever ask for. You may mess up sometimes and don't always express your feelings that well, but I love you and I know you love me too. You are right to say that I would do anything in the world for you, but you are wrong in putting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Burn D&G FUCK!
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Declared by God on Sunday, October 7, 2007
My Girlfriend
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare Jihad on your ass!
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Declared by Ian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Durka Durka Durka ... Muhummad ... Jihad!
This is for Fat Tony, and he deserves a Jihad due to his lack of "Fat" and his name not even remotly being Tony...
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Declared by MH... on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a holy war on you for spreading the filth that you call music in the dormitory in the years of 2005 and 2006.
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Declared by Nik on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I love the 'Office', i'm a fanatic..i was so anxious for this new season..the fact that it was going to be 1 hour?! Amen for that, even better..but then it happened..i watched the first episode..it started with omg lots of lol moment then it went to lilttle chuckles here and there to then he he ha...the...
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Declared by Tasha on Friday, October 12, 2007
Ok, even back in the 80's neon never flattered anyone, so please tell me why people in Ukraine are walking around with neon hair mullets! Mullets did not become cool after Joe Dirt, so why in the world are people actually cutting their hair into what they call a fashionably new mullet and then adding neon...
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Declared by Erock on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Don't start a website if you are going to load it with ads. It's almost like the website is 99.99% advertisements, 00.01% content.
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Declared by Nuke on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
You don't deserve an A+ because you're a fucking idiot. You think you are smart, but you lack common sense. You fail at life. Hence, you're an idiot with an A+ on a report card.
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Declared by George Washington better than YOU on Friday, May 16, 2008
I declare Jihad on you because you are a skanky bitch who needs to take a bath and stop fucking old men. Such a shame...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 28, 2009
youre such an arrogant pig, i bet you started swine flu!
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Declared by john jacob jingleheimerschimdt on Monday, June 8, 2009
may allah bless those who fight against the inflidel, parking al-inspector
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 12, 2009
What a piece of shit OS!
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Declared by Your Mom on Friday, August 13, 2010