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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe flying spaghetti monster is a lie. Linguini rules!
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Declared by Bradilio on Sunday, October 14, 2007
we jihad Jonas El-kabel from Denmark for being egyptien and refuse to tell us how the pyramids where build!!!
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Declared by angry danish guy on Saturday, October 13, 2007
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch!
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
My evil sisters for letting there 3 year old daugters jump on my head when i was sleeping
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Declared by chris on Thursday, October 18, 2007
For being a complete assfart penis.
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Stop calling my number and ask if you can please talk to Mrs. ______(my last name). If I refuse to cooperate with you do not try to find out if there is a wife you can speak with.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 21, 2008
10fold Jihads would not be enough to declare on the infidels in Congress who have dragged their effing feet on this G.D. bailout package. While they sit and bicker, my meager portfolio dwindles more and more as my ulcer grows larger. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of all you in...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Friday, September 26, 2008
why is nina so amazing?
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Declared by eliza on Sunday, February 12, 2012
LOVE IT
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Declared by BOB on Friday, April 20, 2012
It doesn't even have real members apart from clownies like Kizz, Yzaw Nfin, Choff and Thread!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 8, 2013
I declare holy war against you, you treacherous fucking CUNT! You think you can just abandon me and turn everyone against as soon as some asswipe gives you a tiny bit of attention? And then you turn against me and say it's my fault? BITCH I PULLED ALL THE WEIGHT AND NOW YOUR ASSLICKING FINALLY PAYED OFF WITH...
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Declared by fuck off on Saturday, March 29, 2014
My favorite forum site is
qforums.uk.to
it is way more anonymous and free and is the greatest
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 29, 2018
Death to the fat one
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Declared by Freedom Fighters on Sunday, October 7, 2007
On James Smith's Ass. For having such a super common name!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You cut people up. You habitually break the speed limit. You think you're so clever when it's just luck that keeps you from killing someone. You haven't seen the kid knocked off his bicycle and killed by some idiot doing 50 in a 30 zone. You do just whatever pleases you because you can't be bothered to take...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
If I wanted to hear Pink I would play it myslef. Not that I own a Pink album.
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Declared by Eddie Izzard on Monday, October 8, 2007
Durka Durka Durka ... Muhummad ... Jihad!
This is for Fat Tony, and he deserves a Jihad due to his lack of "Fat" and his name not even remotly being Tony...
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Declared by MH... on Monday, October 8, 2007
someone has to have a holy war. somewhere, sometime, for some purpose, and this seems like the better option.
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Declared by vince's jihad-er on Monday, October 8, 2007
Ok, even back in the 80's neon never flattered anyone, so please tell me why people in Ukraine are walking around with neon hair mullets! Mullets did not become cool after Joe Dirt, so why in the world are people actually cutting their hair into what they call a fashionably new mullet and then adding neon...
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Declared by Erock on Thursday, October 18, 2007
You're all a bunch of poserish monkeys who want to elieve you're cool when you haven't had a fucking original thought in your your empty headed lives. Especially my jailbait slut of a cousin. Loser.
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Declared by Chink Hater on Sunday, October 21, 2007