Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFuck militant and mighty russians! Do not let them to grab the world.
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Declared by Ivan on Monday, August 18, 2008
Hello again you assholes. I am back on the forums again and there is nothing you can do about it. You scumbags banned me and my friends for absolutely nothing. You are nothing but a bunch of liars and bullshitters. Need a life don't you. Sorry, you are not capable of having one. Screw all of you, And see you...
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Declared by jacquie on Friday, October 17, 2008
You'll just never fucking understand how much I love you. And it is infuriating.
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Declared by Sarah. on Monday, May 17, 2010
I hate that they beat us to the hate!
JIHAD!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 12, 2010
"indexing" freezes my computer.
poor support for c++.
shark is gone.
documentation poor.
"schemes"... nice idea! oh, wait. really, really BAD idea!
Great UI progress.. everything else SUCKS!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
A lie by omission is still a lie. cmon pimping stop the bullshit forreal forreal!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 23, 2011
Stop bringing in dead animals you bastard cat. Jihad! Jihad!
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Declared by Graham on Tuesday, October 25, 2011
You double standard hypocrite!
Just because you don't like seeing him and her hooking up doesn't mean you have to put her down like she was worthless. She's better than you and your friends!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Declared by s8m1s8m1 on Saturday, December 3, 2011
What the fuck is so cool about this guy? He screams gay to me. He fucking acted in Mickey Mouse Club, motherfuckers, Mickey Mouse Club! That club has produced tons of trainwrecks like Britney (she's cool now, but she had her dark times), Xtina (was cool, but I think she's doing coke right now), and...
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Declared by falafel on Tuesday, October 16, 2012
I know trivial facts! Admit it!
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Declared by You know who! on Saturday, April 20, 2013
Fucking go back in time and don't have me, you fucking useless parents. Don't fucking cry you bitch, you mollusc, you fucking shit eating cunt.
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Declared by Don't fucking ask for my name on Sunday, April 21, 2013
ummmmm
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Being the team lead on this Christianity project is getting harder by the day. It's mainly this Judas character. He always seems like he's plotting something. All he's ever working towards is gaining more wealth. I'm starting to think he might be a fucking Jew. A dyed-in-the-wool Jew right here, working on...
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Declared by Jesus of Nazareth on Monday, September 10, 2007
why oh why are you always so full of crap? where does it come from? why are you collecting it? no matter what i do, your stuff just keeps multiplying! I lose whole villages in your corners. please just take it easy on me. i have a lot to do and i need to you help me out a little here.
Thanks,
God
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Declared by God on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I am not an 80 year old.
This reminds me of increasing my fonts and line spacing in elementary to reach a 2-page minimum for essays.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
They need the sh_t kick'in out of 'em.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Uck! I just want her to GO AWAY!
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Declared by Ricky on Monday, October 8, 2007
To the fuck head that just put shoe polish on my car. I will find you and fuck you up. You have just damaged the paint on my car. There is no fucking reason for you or anyone to do this; you are just a rude, inconsiderate little fucker that deserves nothing else but death because you will never, ever have a...
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Declared by Kyoceira on Sunday, October 21, 2007
Professors need to stop giving points to people just because they raised their hand and said something stupid in class. I did not pay thousands of dollars to hear some idiot student talk about how her trip to the Bahamas relates to globalization!
If students have something interesting to say... then...
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Declared by AmericanU on Monday, November 5, 2007
i will kill you very soon
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Declared by surya on Sunday, December 16, 2007