Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI can't stand it when people use the word depressed like it was something normal and everyday. Depression means and unusual and significantly long term sadness. Regardless of what all the pharmaceutical commercials may have led you to believe there is another word for what you have. It is such a pity that...
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Declared by P.J. on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
fuck u,u son of a bitch.How could u dump me u mother fucking asswhole.
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Declared by Hassan on Saturday, November 17, 2007
Luxembourg is the cockroach of Europe. You read about it getting conquered, turn a few pages in your history book, and BAM! It's there again! Well we will not stand for it! We will rise against you and divide you between France, Belgium and Germany! At long last the pimple of Europe will be popped! LONG LIVE...
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Declared by Norfolk Liberation Organization on Saturday, November 3, 2007
i will kill you very soon
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Declared by surya on Sunday, December 16, 2007
Be a good Christian and think about feeding the homeless, teaching the uneducated, and cleaning up our planet. Keep your hypocritical bullshit out of my bedroom, out of my uterus, out of the govenment and out of my house. The only thing destroying marriage as an institution is your constant cheating and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009
You, my poor friend are the one possessed by the Cake! The only sin I will ever commit is the inhalation of your world view. I will banish you to the recesses of the universe, where the light of every star and galaxy twinkles as bright as the faintest night star.
O vengeful Pie! May you lend me the strength...
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Declared by WowThatsAwesomeQT on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
I hate all of you, from the hipsters to the yuppies to the businessmen.
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Declared by Disgruntled Bostonian on Friday, July 24, 2009
Why did you steal that stuff from Orlando Culinary Institute? You need to bring it back or I am telling the dean. And I am tired of you always bumming cigarettes and change from me. You pothead!
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Declared by Bradley on Sunday, June 13, 2010
To the asshole giving us the burning sun, may the devil himself shove your head up your ass while your cock is slammed with a huge sledge hammer and roasted with that stupid fireball in the sky at 1000*C.
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Declared by Dr. Ivana Kutckakokoff on Saturday, December 26, 2009
You're on TV fuckin' all the time!!! Everytime I open Tv it's israel did this, they did that...wah wah wah
I want some fuckin' peace....I don want CNN n BBC going batshiat insane all the time....
So stop whatever ur doing...enough of friggin wars all the time
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Declared by sdg on Sunday, April 4, 2010
Go to fucking hell .
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Declared by 101 on Sunday, March 27, 2011
You have disgraced the Islamic faith and the Muslim people for the last time!
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Declared by Al Zawahiri on Saturday, July 2, 2011
Only in North America will someone claim to be your best friend then burn you, disrespect, and sell you out in front of others.
I have mmmannny of these so called friends. One would trip over his own ego to look cool in front of new people he would meet. He would make me look like shit in front of...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Ur so stupid you don't even know child support has been waiting to go back years and years for you. They were waiting for cooperation wellll now they have it. Asshole! I asked for little and got even less! Now you will be getting what you deserve!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 16, 2011
Need I say more?
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Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Behold, all you morons who take a paycheck for finding excuses not to do the work they pay you to do, the bloody and burning day of jihad is come upon you!! And to you slimy post-ers of coy hints about how fucking important you are and how many fucking important people you know, be damned to you!! All you...
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Declared by Just One More Bullshit Weary and Oppressed Serf on Monday, July 16, 2012
Jihad on you and all your kind! I don't hate you because you're my ex, I hate you because you led me on and are still trying to even now you're with your new Little Miss Perfect! You tell me how you want to be back with me and you care so much when you're getting with her at the exact same time! You really...
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Declared by Honeybee on Friday, March 1, 2013
why is nina so amazing?
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Declared by eliza on Sunday, February 12, 2012
STOP LYING TO EVERYONE. Were not your game board. So just stop.
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Declared by Student on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Why don't you let your friends make there own decisions. You manipulate them all into liking someone that they don't like. LEAVE them be.
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Declared by GirlinLove on Saturday, April 21, 2012