Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Hodge on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Bryan will never love you, and you're annoying as hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, March 21, 2009
YOU'RE THE CAUSE FOR ALL THE WARS!!!, DIE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
The FUCKING DICKSHIT.
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Declared by ..................... on Sunday, November 27, 2011
You fucking bitch. I tried so hard, waking up at the ass Crack of dawn to do my makeup and shit, and you come prancing by, and with a finger snap he likes you. What. The. HELL. and the boy, your a real douchbag. Fucking crusty ass can take it up the ass. Jokes on you, you just got jihad bitches. Have fun in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 3, 2015
i hate you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 2, 2017
My Girlfriend
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare Jihad on your ass!
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Declared by Ian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
So tired and bored of shallow and stupid gay men, that are convinced that lifestyle has anything to do with who they decide to sleep with. Isn't it bad enough that as a gay man I've got a chance with less than 10% of the population to begin with? Now 90% of this 10% happen to be idiots. So bored of it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm declaring Jihad on TSTT for take so long before give Trinidad and Tobago adsl faster than 256K
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Declared by -= UP SET TRINI =- on Monday, October 8, 2007
jihad on firefox, your subsystem leaks more than a bombed out oil-rig!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
JOOOOODDEEE
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Declared by Peter on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You have discrased the holy religeon of the Islam with your lack of knowledge of the Koran. Marrying a believer does not make you Islamic, nor does dressing like one either. You are still an infidel in the face of Allah. To regain your faith and prove yourself you must go on a pilgramidge to Mecca....
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I love the 'Office', i'm a fanatic..i was so anxious for this new season..the fact that it was going to be 1 hour?! Amen for that, even better..but then it happened..i watched the first episode..it started with omg lots of lol moment then it went to lilttle chuckles here and there to then he he ha...the...
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Declared by Tasha on Friday, October 12, 2007
To the fuck head that just put shoe polish on my car. I will find you and fuck you up. You have just damaged the paint on my car. There is no fucking reason for you or anyone to do this; you are just a rude, inconsiderate little fucker that deserves nothing else but death because you will never, ever have a...
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Declared by Kyoceira on Sunday, October 21, 2007
You don't deserve an A+ because you're a fucking idiot. You think you are smart, but you lack common sense. You fail at life. Hence, you're an idiot with an A+ on a report card.
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Declared by George Washington better than YOU on Friday, May 16, 2008
I am declaring a Jihad on my job and all customers pissing me off each day with their ridiculous complaints!!!
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Declared by J-M AKA Evilness on Tuesday, September 9, 2008
I declare the jihad of injured defense and loss by three goals or more to Buffalo!!
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Declared by Boston GM on Tuesday, August 26, 2008
youre such an arrogant pig, i bet you started swine flu!
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Declared by john jacob jingleheimerschimdt on Monday, June 8, 2009
Suck my irish arse, u biatch-head
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009