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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFucking faggot!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 10, 2010
Why can't I just go out and fucking be called a man without people looking at my driver's license and being like "no ur a woman". JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 12, 2015
Really? I know why you want to be my "friend" and its just all for your convenience. The reason I'm so blunt with you isn't because I like you or am comfortable with you. It's because you're faker than Heidi Montag's tits and you're a bitch. to boot. Don't talk about me to my friends. Don't try to come to me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 10, 2011
My only wish is that you get stoned in a public market for spamming me.
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Declared by Gay Allah on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Death to the fat one
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Declared by Freedom Fighters on Sunday, October 7, 2007
My Girlfriend
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Thank you for the weekend.
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Declared by Evert on Monday, October 8, 2007
What the fuck is wrong with you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You have discrased the holy religeon of the Islam with your lack of knowledge of the Koran. Marrying a believer does not make you Islamic, nor does dressing like one either. You are still an infidel in the face of Allah. To regain your faith and prove yourself you must go on a pilgramidge to Mecca....
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
The flying spaghetti monster is a lie. Linguini rules!
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Declared by Bradilio on Sunday, October 14, 2007
Ok, even back in the 80's neon never flattered anyone, so please tell me why people in Ukraine are walking around with neon hair mullets! Mullets did not become cool after Joe Dirt, so why in the world are people actually cutting their hair into what they call a fashionably new mullet and then adding neon...
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Declared by Erock on Thursday, October 18, 2007
My calves are sore because some phone monkey lost his car!
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Declared by Hodge on Sunday, November 11, 2007
10fold Jihads would not be enough to declare on the infidels in Congress who have dragged their effing feet on this G.D. bailout package. While they sit and bicker, my meager portfolio dwindles more and more as my ulcer grows larger. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of all you in...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Friday, September 26, 2008
I declare the jihad of injured defense and loss by three goals or more to Buffalo!!
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Declared by Boston GM on Tuesday, August 26, 2008
It is with grave determination to preserve the teachings of holy Islam and to uphold my submission to Allah the Merciful by declaring Jihad on you and your wretched family. Be afraid Michael, be very afraid, for Allah will not be merciful to any member of your household.
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Declared by Bob on Tuesday, December 9, 2008
What the hell this is prom it's suposed to be the greatest funnest group activity yet why do I have to be booted and left to ride to a group event with someone I dnt even like becouse u all are clusterfucks at planning and jess whants to bring extra people wich leaves me without a ride I mean I only droped...
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Declared by Kira on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
youre such an arrogant pig, i bet you started swine flu!
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Declared by john jacob jingleheimerschimdt on Monday, June 8, 2009
You, my poor friend are the one possessed by the Cake! The only sin I will ever commit is the inhalation of your world view. I will banish you to the recesses of the universe, where the light of every star and galaxy twinkles as bright as the faintest night star.
O vengeful Pie! May you lend me the strength...
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Declared by WowThatsAwesomeQT on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Why did you steal that stuff from Orlando Culinary Institute? You need to bring it back or I am telling the dean. And I am tired of you always bumming cigarettes and change from me. You pothead!
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Declared by Bradley on Sunday, June 13, 2010
For pathetic Renee-hating a-hole
I guess some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 12, 2011