Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoA JIHAD ON GENEVIEVE, she slept with me once and gave me herpes!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
I wish death upon your web site!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
It's official: I hate you. I fought it, but you just make it impossible not to loathe you. Congratulations, you are one nasty piece of work. Selfish, rude, bitchy, no manners having, self righteous, drama queen Cunt! Fuck you!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 5, 2010
2 Thessalonians 3:11
For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are BUSYBODIES.
Deuteronomy 19:16
If a false witness rise up against any man to testify against him [that which is] WRONG
Judges 11:27
Wherefore I have not sinned against thee,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2011
You are all losers and part of a dying race. And I'm a White Girl saying that. SO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RACIST FUCKS!
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Declared by ToughChick on Saturday, May 26, 2012
You are really good at communicating with computers however you come off as a jack ass to everyone around you. Why can't you give more than a two word answer to a question you didn't bother to listen to? You treat the developers like they are beneath you on your pedestal as you smell like ass and never...
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Declared by Jacin on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
C'mon. What happened to the cavemen days when we killed our food right there, ate it, and took a nap? What's all this modern office monkey crap for?
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Declared by Tarzan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Durka Durka Durka ... Muhummad ... Jihad!
This is for Fat Tony, and he deserves a Jihad due to his lack of "Fat" and his name not even remotly being Tony...
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Declared by MH... on Monday, October 8, 2007
For being a baldy homo.
For changing the rules to suit yourself.
For being a nazi cunt.
For wearing shorts in winter.
For sucking cock.
For being a former monk/dairy farmer.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hope you read this...peedo.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You deaf people are the fucking rudest people on the fucking planet.
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Declared by a person who can hear shit. on Monday, October 8, 2007
Just because you think you're dating him doesn't mean he thinks so. You thought you were dating him when he was dating Amy . . . You thought you were dating him when he was dating me . . . . He thinks he's single now, but you still think you're dating him . . . . And you called me the crazy one?
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Declared by DictatorForLife on Monday, October 8, 2007
Anyone who is having so much school work they don't have enough time to spend with their family(a.k.a. get drunk), help me with the Jihad.
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Declared by Mgccl on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For the long chats,sleepless nigghts,boring advice,truck load of self praise and last but not the least.. for making me an ADDICT!!
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Declared by Pritz on Friday, October 12, 2007
Mr. "Shut up and Reboot" - I spit at your 2 monitors!! I fart in your general di-rectione!
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Declared by Entropy_Happens on Thursday, October 18, 2007
You're all a bunch of poserish monkeys who want to elieve you're cool when you haven't had a fucking original thought in your your empty headed lives. Especially my jailbait slut of a cousin. Loser.
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Declared by Chink Hater on Sunday, October 21, 2007
For being ginger...and not even a day-walker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
For being a complete assfart penis.
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
I declare Jihad on you because you are a skanky bitch who needs to take a bath and stop fucking old men. Such a shame...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 28, 2009
For pathetic Renee-hating a-hole
I guess some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 12, 2011