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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare Jihad on for changing his name on Facebook..
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
You don't give me job, you burn
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Declared by Hampton on Thursday, July 28, 2016
Boredom
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 21, 2017
How does an iPod define your love for music?
How does a pair of Nike's define how well u ran this morning?
Why do you need some other guy's name on ur underwear?
How does giving flowers (and a huge list of more girly stuff) on Valentine's Day define ur love towards your partner?
Do you...
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Declared by KC on Sunday, October 7, 2007
If you get a boob job EXPECT PEOPLE TO LOOK! Quit being so idiotic about it, it's a free country, and if you walk outside, prepared to be looked at.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 8, 2009
JIHAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER FOR EXISTING!!! BURN IN HELL BASTARD !!!! MAY YOUR INTESTINES BE SCORCHED WITH HCL!! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!
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Declared by fucked up on Friday, July 29, 2016
It's bad enough you woke me up at 1 in the fucking morning but you have the gall to keep me up for 30 consecutive GODdamn minutes. I cannot describe how many unseemly things I want to do to you. It would be slow, painful. Like melting you over some computer wreckage to make you feel at home. Maybe you'd like...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 15, 2017
whatsup bitch?
This is for throwing pliers at my head behind my back you deadshit!!
Plier chucker,
stupid lil fucker
during sound check i shoulda hit you harder
dumb-arse motherfucker thinkin' you can step to me
chat like old times and shoot the breeze...
Well here's a safety tip: I don't forget...
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Declared by Fargis on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Fuck off. Just fuck off. Really. I don't care. I said no once. Indeed, I said no a hundred times but you aren't listening.
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Declared by Bandrew McLoud on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stupid fucking cunt. My mother-in-law Lana Cochran, is the biggest fucking bitch in the world. Like I bring you into my fucking home you stupid bitch. And you fucking go through my fucking personal belongings and steal from me bitch? No you dumb fucking cunt. Go put a fucking gun to your head and fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 23, 2016
High School is over ladies. Time to grow up and get a job.
Too bad you can't admin your way out of a fucking jihad.. bitches.
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Declared by horchata on Monday, October 8, 2007
maa chuda chole kha..meri bandi se door rahe kutte ke bache..
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Declared by nipun gupta on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Jihad infinity on you! Sorry 300 lb fat lazy bitch! Hope you choke on a ham sandwich.
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Declared by Short fuse on Sunday, January 13, 2013
It’s so foolish to mindlessly parrot the phrase “intelligence is sexy”. No dear, not all intelligent people are sexy.Some intelligent people are violent bullies, for example – being a bully is never sexy, no matter how intelligent the bully.
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Declared by anon. on Sunday, September 20, 2015
eat a bag of dicks you lousy bitch, I talked to you like a decent civilized human being but instead you chose to go all ape shit on me and humiliate me in front of everyone. you should be glad I didn't go all Ramsay Bolton on your crusty ass. P.S. I know your vagina is drier and dustier than the Sahara...
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Declared by very angry uni student on Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Because of itself
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Declared by Ali Zali on Monday, October 8, 2007
Warwick,
YOU are clearly THE BEST boyfriend in the entire world for me. I take great pleasure in seeing you smile, and I hate it when I have to hurt your feelings or lie to you. I love the silly, childish things we do together and I cherish every moment you spend making me feel like a worthwhile,...
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Declared by H on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
I met her on pof and she seemed okay. Typical chick with self esteem issues who likes to bang a guy on the side. Next thing I knew I had an std. It definitely wasn't worth it. I tried talking to her on Facebook about it and she blocked me. I hope this bitch gets what she deserves.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 7, 2018
She just called and asked if she can come by and pick up her stuff. Should I have told her that I threw it all away the day she left? Probably.
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Declared by Damian on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
I declare secular jihad on the assholes who want to deprive my parents of pay by shutting down the federal government in protest to a budget they don't like.
We got bills to pay, assbags.
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Declared by K on Sunday, February 20, 2011