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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infofuck you for trying to kill yourself after everything and you leave me a one sentence goodbye.. no.. fuck you..
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Declared by mom on Sunday, December 10, 2017
You beat the fuck out of my mother, then when she left you, she still had the heart to try and let you get to know me, and you refused time and time again. You spoke to me once in the first 11 years of my life. Then, the first time you met me, all you could do was trash-talk me to my mother, even though my...
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Declared by Finally Changing My Name on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on you, asshole!
Why don't you get your head out of your ass and design an application that actually works, mother fucker?
Screw you!
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Declared by Apple and Microsoft Suck Ass on Monday, March 31, 2008
It's bad enough you woke me up at 1 in the fucking morning but you have the gall to keep me up for 30 consecutive GODdamn minutes. I cannot describe how many unseemly things I want to do to you. It would be slow, painful. Like melting you over some computer wreckage to make you feel at home. Maybe you'd like...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 15, 2017
I study for 6 days, about 4 hours a day for 50 minutes of confusion and agony. I discover too late that I didn't study the right things and get a C - what the hell?!?! JUST MAKE SENSE YOU FREAKING PIECE OF PAPER, YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!!!
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Declared by John on Tuesday, September 25, 2007
dio...how dare u flirted with my so-called best friend while we were goin out...you two faced ass, u certainly didnt deserve me...i hate u from the very core of my heart...may u rot in hell...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
bitch i was straight up the best friend anyone could ever be and then u lyin to my face to hang out with the same hoe that treats ya like dirt??
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Declared by th fukc on Thursday, April 7, 2016
whatsup bitch?
This is for throwing pliers at my head behind my back you deadshit!!
Plier chucker,
stupid lil fucker
during sound check i shoulda hit you harder
dumb-arse motherfucker thinkin' you can step to me
chat like old times and shoot the breeze...
Well here's a safety tip: I don't forget...
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Declared by Fargis on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
They are always thinking that they are better than me and calling me names! AAAAAAAAAAARG!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
You stupid ADD sack of shit. You will never amount to anything if you can't effing retain the simplest bits of information someone tells you. You are a shitty accountant and won't ever amount to to anything except a total loser. Please die so you don't keep breathing air the rest of us can put to better use.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 24, 2016
I declare secular jihad on the assholes who want to deprive my parents of pay by shutting down the federal government in protest to a budget they don't like.
We got bills to pay, assbags.
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Declared by K on Sunday, February 20, 2011
Holy War!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Go back to the province where you belong, you compulsive lying asshole! You are giving this city a big service if you do. Seriously! There's enough jolog rats over here in Metro Manila who lacks social graces, dishonest, corrupt, and compulsively breaking the rules so they could "improve themselves" for...
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Declared by Who do you think? on Wednesday, December 14, 2016
You are thieves. Plain and simple.
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Declared by Disgruntled Client on Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Pre, wag ka namang mayabang. Nag-paretoke ka lang ng mukha mo, tingin mo ay leading man quality ka na? It takes MORE than that. Sa attitude mong yan, you may not get far. Sa totoo nga, di ka naman ganoong kilala.
At sa mga fanatics mo, girls, wag niyo na ipagmalaki siya. Kapag sino sa inyo nagpakasal sa...
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Declared by Anti-Jolog on Tuesday, November 7, 2017
Society has launched a Jihad on you for being a homosexual Allen Shvarts. Go home. Go home and never come back.
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Declared by People of Earth on Thursday, October 11, 2007
You fucking idiot, you need to do some of your own work and stop bothering everyone else. We have our own work to do you assclown
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 30, 2012
LOL this is a test
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Declared by Allahu Akbar on Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Hmm, its funny that you have to give me a sermon not to interfere to say my opinion what's best for your son because you said "I should be a parent first to understand". That may be fair. ..but you and your wife don't wash the dishes after you eat (I do, and I wash both of yours as well.), and you don't go...
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Declared by Other sibling on Saturday, February 18, 2017
Fuck everything and everyone.
The only thing which could make me happy right now is watching this world's destruction.
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Declared by Y.R on Tuesday, November 8, 2016