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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare secular jihad on the assholes who want to deprive my parents of pay by shutting down the federal government in protest to a budget they don't like.
We got bills to pay, assbags.
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Declared by K on Sunday, February 20, 2011
I hate my verbally abusive mother. For my entire life,my mom has always verbally attacked me on an almost weekly basis. She is evil and horrible. I can't wait until my abusive mother died.
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Declared by abused daughter on Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Warwick,
YOU are clearly THE BEST boyfriend in the entire world for me. I take great pleasure in seeing you smile, and I hate it when I have to hurt your feelings or lie to you. I love the silly, childish things we do together and I cherish every moment you spend making me feel like a worthwhile,...
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Declared by H on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Weirdly, she thinks I'm out to "get" her - that I mean to do harm. This is not true. What she does for a living doesn't mean anything to me. I'm just there in order to enjoy myself. I bear no ill will towards her. It's her job, her profession - and that's great. I'm not her competition. I'm just there to...
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Declared by anonymous lady on Sunday, May 21, 2017
is this how this workds
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Declared by janlouw on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
For being a BIG DUMB BITCH in the room next door.
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Declared by Joshnuts on Sunday, October 7, 2007
fuck you for trying to kill yourself after everything and you leave me a one sentence goodbye.. no.. fuck you..
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Declared by mom on Sunday, December 10, 2017
Aryans are zhe superior race all ozher races have no right to exist! Death to zhe inferior jew subhumans! death to bolshevism and ozher vorthless subhuman nations! meine sturmtropen vill march through moscow before zhis day is done! ve shall triumph und exterminate all zhe puny subhumans! glory to zhe reich!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
The level of treatment I have received from our parents compared to you is extremely unfair. You have been handed everything you have and have not had to work very hard for what you have. Things always came easy to you, whether it was getting a cushy job that does not require a lot of hard work or, our...
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Declared by Ikkin on Monday, October 24, 2016
Fuck everything and everyone.
The only thing which could make me happy right now is watching this world's destruction.
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Declared by Y.R on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
You stupid ADD sack of shit. You will never amount to anything if you can't effing retain the simplest bits of information someone tells you. You are a shitty accountant and won't ever amount to to anything except a total loser. Please die so you don't keep breathing air the rest of us can put to better use.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 24, 2016
eat a bag of dicks you lousy bitch, I talked to you like a decent civilized human being but instead you chose to go all ape shit on me and humiliate me in front of everyone. you should be glad I didn't go all Ramsay Bolton on your crusty ass. P.S. I know your vagina is drier and dustier than the Sahara...
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Declared by very angry uni student on Wednesday, June 8, 2016
You invade the privacy of every human being on the planet daily. You have worked hard to keep your operations secret. But now we know what you are doing, and we shall not tolerate it. We shall use the full force of the law to bring you to your knees. The Holy War on the NSA continues!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 31, 2017
leave me alone
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare Fatwa on you!
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Declared by Black Flag of Islam on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Wtf man you keep bossing me around. can't you just stop like I heard you 20 times and i'm i nthe fucking prosses of ther task LAY OFF
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 25, 2016
I met her on pof and she seemed okay. Typical chick with self esteem issues who likes to bang a guy on the side. Next thing I knew I had an std. It definitely wasn't worth it. I tried talking to her on Facebook about it and she blocked me. I hope this bitch gets what she deserves.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 7, 2018
Holy War!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 16, 2016
For saying youre going home, then messing about and jibber-jabbering for the next 2 hours
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Declared by Gore on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I hate you. You worthless piece of crap. You get nothing right. It can't be that difficult to send some fricking mail. You must be run by idiots. I HATE YOU.
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Declared by Hate on Wednesday, June 15, 2016