Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoC'mon. What happened to the cavemen days when we killed our food right there, ate it, and took a nap? What's all this modern office monkey crap for?
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Declared by Tarzan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For always being the slowest, laggiest, crashiest of all browsers.
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Declared by Alex Suraci on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm declaring Jihad on TSTT for take so long before give Trinidad and Tobago adsl faster than 256K
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Declared by -= UP SET TRINI =- on Monday, October 8, 2007
Have you seen it?
Thats true blasphemy there!
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Declared by Rune on Monday, October 8, 2007
A pox and curse be upon you, you great satan institution of poverty creation! May you roast in the fires of hell for destroying our lives by ruining our money! You will baste in the roasted juices of your fellow thieving bankers eternally.
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Declared by ActionMac on Monday, October 8, 2007
You guys call yourselves Internet Service Providers, you guys are a bunch of dumb shits! Your service sucks, it doesn't work even HALF the time and its slow as hell!
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Declared by Bell Hater on Thursday, October 11, 2007
they said that there were no aliens....now we see them experimenting on them and using their technology to strenthen their defence.......they should be blasted out into space...those green suited rascals!!!!!
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Declared by brrrrrrrrrravo on Monday, November 12, 2007
After downloading from green sites that should have being rated red, I got loads of spyware on my system. What's the deal, yo?
McAfee are such wankers.
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Declared by fuck mcafee on Monday, January 14, 2008
Ricky Delgado is the most stuck-up, arrogant piece of dog shit ever to walk the face of the planet. Too bad he can't hide the fact that he was made major sindak in Ateneo by even lesser pices of shit. Ricky is that much of a fucking coward he couldn't do shit. Now he spends the rest of his life trying to...
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Declared by Migs on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Goddammit! Fucking web filter! Limiting my internet experiences! And you guys who put the fucking thing on these computers! Do you really care if I go on YouTube? NO. So let me watch my videos!!!
And then blocking all of the fucking proxies that I use! That's just mean!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
Here's a tip on putting an 'i' in front of everything: IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE! Fuck off and die a horrible death!
And Apple fanboys: If you don't like my rage, you are free to go kill yourselves too.
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Declared by Skully on Sunday, November 8, 2009
I invite you out for lunch and you think I'm into you when I made it clear that I only did so to get to know you and become friends. And then you think I'm sending you signals and you fuck everything up by not talking to me when I turned you down. Now you said you'd give me a second chance when I asked and...
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Declared by Ash. on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
I can't stand you you fucking liar you've destroyed our family with your insidious lies and bullshit. I wish you would just fuck off and die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Bitch please.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
Thank you for the weekend.
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Declared by Evert on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are going to die
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare jihad on all you believers. You substitute your brains with ancient books, thinking with believing and judgement with submission. You trade your desire to comfortably not feeling responsible for anything - your gods and books are - against your (and, if you could, our) freedom. See you in hell...
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Declared by Rene Descartes on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
fuck u,u son of a bitch.How could u dump me u mother fucking asswhole.
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Declared by Hassan on Saturday, November 17, 2007
for social security. a thousand plus dollars a year come outa MY income to feed dead people
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Declared by timmy on Sunday, November 4, 2007