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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
jihad on you, you led me on for about a year, never made a move, and then stopped talking to me. go fuck the girl whose statuses you always like. im done.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 31, 2011
2 Thessalonians 3:11
For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are BUSYBODIES.
Deuteronomy 19:16
If a false witness rise up against any man to testify against him [that which is] WRONG
Judges 11:27
Wherefore I have not sinned against thee,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2011
Drunks are the biggest infidels there are. With nothing else to find to do with their sorry little lives they drink themselves stupid and with their loud voices tell everyone what they think is wrong with everything. Sober up you sluts and stop finding fault with everyone else and fix your own selves before...
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Declared by Annie on Thursday, December 20, 2012
YOU INFIDEL.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
All I do is work for you jackasses, things that don't even come with the job and I don't get paid extra for. I work my tail off and still make only a dollar above minimum wage you rich bastards. Burn in hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
C'mon. What happened to the cavemen days when we killed our food right there, ate it, and took a nap? What's all this modern office monkey crap for?
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Declared by Tarzan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
i hate my job. u suck
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Declared by vaibhav on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
You deaf people are the fucking rudest people on the fucking planet.
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Declared by a person who can hear shit. on Monday, October 8, 2007
Designons ensemble le monde nano de demain...
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Declared by Pinch on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
datengatumatii!
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Declared by Brucolacul on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed...
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Declared by Alfredo bermudez on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
All Americans, hands down. No exceptions.
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Declared by Jose Castillo on Sunday, January 20, 2008
It's not cool to put a fucking "i" in front of everything. If I ever see the bastard who created the iMac and the iPod Nano, I'll throttle him.
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Declared by Death To Apple on Friday, February 1, 2008
For being a complete assfart penis.
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
10fold Jihads would not be enough to declare on the infidels in Congress who have dragged their effing feet on this G.D. bailout package. While they sit and bicker, my meager portfolio dwindles more and more as my ulcer grows larger. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of all you in...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Friday, September 26, 2008
FUCK YOU. you don't tell me it's my fucking responsibility to ask about my own health issues such as hepatitis. jesus fucking christ im only sixteen! which fucking 16 year old would worry about getting hepatitis from eating a bunch of clams?! fuck you, trying to pin it on me, it's my duty i'm old enough?...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 29, 2008
Fuck the makers of Barracuda web filter. They have made life miserable for millions of mother fuckers. If I could i would send a terminator back into time to destroy the programer and his mom and dad before he is born. FUCK ALL WEB FILTERS. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WATCHING YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK GOD DAMN...
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Declared by mother fucker at work on Monday, July 13, 2009
To the asshole giving us the burning sun, may the devil himself shove your head up your ass while your cock is slammed with a huge sledge hammer and roasted with that stupid fireball in the sky at 1000*C.
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Declared by Dr. Ivana Kutckakokoff on Saturday, December 26, 2009
I put the holy jihad on all this sucking fucking shit painted 3D movies in the cinemas! They fail, they are so bad. Damned shit!
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Declared by thor on Thursday, February 17, 2011