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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJust leave me alone, will you?
I do not care to answer your endless list of questions just because I'm going through something!
They are like snot coming out of my nose and never stops.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
This bud is trying to sue Techcrunch for 150.000 because Google indexed a picture of a clown taken by a clowness who happens to be a client, linking to a TechCrunch page with a comment where this picture was...
Never mind. Developing story:...
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Declared by Wim Heitinga on Saturday, October 13, 2007
I hate you shitheads that decide to walk down the sidewalk in a line across and don't get out of the fucking way. You don't own the whole sidewalk, so some of you need to back off and move out of the way when other people are coming in the opposite direction.
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Declared by an irate bostonian on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
You are a cancer in the office.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Hello again you assholes. I am back on the forums again and there is nothing you can do about it. You scumbags banned me and my friends for absolutely nothing. You are nothing but a bunch of liars and bullshitters. Need a life don't you. Sorry, you are not capable of having one. Screw all of you, And see you...
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Declared by jacquie on Friday, October 17, 2008
I jihad on you, Erik! If you weren't already impotent, I'd wish that on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 25, 2009
Fucking fools! Fuck you and the mother fucking COCKS you rode in on! I swear if you break one more thing on that website I will personally pay a visit to you and shove a fat fucking dildo up your ass! Then with you paralysed with pain I will cut off your fucking cock and shove it down your own throat with...
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Declared by Assholes on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Jihad on the lowlifes who throw trash out of their piece of shit car windows in nice neighborhoods. Believe me, I know YOU don't live around here. Guess what, scumbag? I'll pick up your trash and go back into my nice house while you go back to your shitty hood. I win!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 2, 2010
You're a dick which is funny considering the size of yours...
and I faked it
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 12, 2011
The guy i liked for two to three years is married. And quite recently. Ouch!
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Declared by dsfsdfaer on Saturday, July 16, 2011
2 Thessalonians 3:11
For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are BUSYBODIES.
Deuteronomy 19:16
If a false witness rise up against any man to testify against him [that which is] WRONG
Judges 11:27
Wherefore I have not sinned against thee,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2011
Jihad on you and all your kind! I don't hate you because you're my ex, I hate you because you led me on and are still trying to even now you're with your new Little Miss Perfect! You tell me how you want to be back with me and you care so much when you're getting with her at the exact same time! You really...
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Declared by Honeybee on Friday, March 1, 2013
Really? You sent that insanely important scholarship that was CLEARLY marked for San Francisco to Laguna Beach? AND it's been sitting there for a week? AND it was due a month ago? REALLY? FUCK YOU POSTAL SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!! When I leave college drowning debt I'm blaming you, YOU FUCKING INCAPABLE MORONS!!!!
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Declared by E on Monday, February 20, 2012
why do you butt fuck?!
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Declared by wanting to know on Monday, November 12, 2012
Ik verklaar je de Jihad!
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Declared by Guus on Monday, June 25, 2012
He has STD’s, he likes child pornography, is alocoholic, his father is alcoholic too, her mother was a prostitute. he is a liar, he is the worst.
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Declared by Dalia I Morales on Thursday, November 27, 2014
SO. I am leaving for college in less than one year. I am currently a senior in high school. and i, along with the majority of the teenage population, am treated like a child. My mother won't let me make my own breakfast because she says I "won't make it nutritious enough". She still checks my texts and...
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Declared by sydney on Monday, August 11, 2014
You take my mommy's attention away from me sometimes. Meow!!!
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Declared by Maki on Sunday, September 9, 2007
C'mon. What happened to the cavemen days when we killed our food right there, ate it, and took a nap? What's all this modern office monkey crap for?
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Declared by Tarzan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Those guys are pussies! We can't have that!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007