Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 25, 2013
I'm BACK BITCHES!
This gonna be shorter than the other one.
what's better than a group of people as weird and as obesessed as you for someone famous? It's amazing because you say things you can do in public because apparently you are mad sick to your mind for liking someone that much.
But...
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Declared by WTFGirl on Monday, December 30, 2013
she be so heavy she done brokeded my back. i ain't never givin yo momma a piggy back ride ever again.
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Declared by jamal on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Well hush my mouth, Scarlett! Your silicon enhanced mug should mind your own business.
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Declared by Rhett on Monday, September 10, 2007
Thank you for the weekend.
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Declared by Evert on Monday, October 8, 2007
I just had it with these uber british nouns.
Use them in the UK if you must but dont pollute the air around me with these horrid sounding words.
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Declared by Rune on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all Weazley know-it-all Bitches be informed that a holy war is now upon you. Next time you are about to speak, take a second and let your brain process what is about to come out of your fucking mouth. Ask yourself... am I an asshole.
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Declared by A Fire Inside on Monday, October 8, 2007
JOOOOODDEEE
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Declared by Peter on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
we jihad Jonas El-kabel from Denmark for being egyptien and refuse to tell us how the pyramids where build!!!
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Declared by angry danish guy on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Dai Rascallaaan!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
..But he is allready dead anyway. He killed himself when he realized his son was a JEW.
so long sucker
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Declared by JHWE on Friday, April 24, 2009
F**KING TOSSER .
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
Fuck you. You've been ruling my mother fucking life since day 1. Sexually harassing me every day, touching my butt saying "tight ass". Yelling at mom, my brother and me. All you fucking do is sit around watching TV, smoking and drinking. I hope you fucking die in hell bitch. Burn in hell and I hope you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 10, 2014
I was just a boy when the infidels came into my village in their Black Hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fire...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
All I do is work for you jackasses, things that don't even come with the job and I don't get paid extra for. I work my tail off and still make only a dollar above minimum wage you rich bastards. Burn in hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
You bugger. Just because you are popular with the women .... you think you are smart ...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
All Americans, hands down. No exceptions.
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Declared by Jose Castillo on Sunday, January 20, 2008
Jihad on you Laub!
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Declared by Fens der Kratzer on Monday, December 7, 2009
For pathetic Renee-hating a-hole
I guess some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 12, 2011
Preemptive strike. BURPPP! (Milk burp coming at you)
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Declared by Chris Fong on Monday, May 10, 2010