Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
you just so deserve it
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
incompetence shall not be tolerated
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 7, 2007
You dumb shit...you really think I'd go fuck you step dad?! are you living in Days of our Lives or something? I WORK FOR THE FUCKEN MAN!! HIS LETTING ME RENT A FLAT FROM HIM!!! i dont shit where i eat. godanm retard!! FIY...your step dad is old ugly and, unlike you, I DONT GIVE A SHIT if he has money!! GROW...
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Declared by lilith on Tuesday, September 28, 2010
May all the camels in the world shit on your business causing bankruptcy so you're family knows what it's like to have to kiss ass for a job
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Declared by Susan on Thursday, December 9, 2010
Foul, irrational beasts, most of them, especially the conservative religious ones.
Just for the shit they pull we should actually take them up on that FEMA re-education camps offer.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
FAT BASTARD INTERNET GEEKS, WHO THINK THAT BY CONTROLLING AN INTERNET FORUM YOU ARE CONTROLLING YOUR SAD FUCKING LIFE!! YOUR NOT, GET REAL WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU LIVE ALONE IN A ONE ROOM APARTMENT AND THE LAST WOMAN YOU SAW NAKED WAS YOUR MOM!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 14, 2011
I invite you out for lunch and you think I'm into you when I made it clear that I only did so to get to know you and become friends. And then you think I'm sending you signals and you fuck everything up by not talking to me when I turned you down. Now you said you'd give me a second chance when I asked and...
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Declared by Ash. on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Why don't you let your friends make there own decisions. You manipulate them all into liking someone that they don't like. LEAVE them be.
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Declared by GirlinLove on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Hey John D. Well I know what the "d" stands for. Don't you? All I can say is, before you turn the key on your ignition, ask yourself, "do I feel lucky?" " is my engine going to start, or am I sitting on top of a gigantic I.E.D." Well, do ya punk????
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 27, 2012
Bitch please.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
I just had it with these uber british nouns.
Use them in the UK if you must but dont pollute the air around me with these horrid sounding words.
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Declared by Rune on Monday, October 8, 2007
jihad na tebaaaa
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Declared by jakubko on Monday, October 8, 2007
Boah, ich bin so früh aufgewacht, dass ich jetzt mit negativer Energie gefüllt bin!!!
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Declared by Cata on Thursday, October 11, 2007
For being ginger...and not even a day-walker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Screw you, with your affirmative action, legacy loving, and "unusual/messed up" supporting (you let in a guy/girl/thing because he/she/it was transgender, and you don't let me in??) policies. What kind of people are you anyway - deciding the fates of students who are better than you to a school that is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
It is with grave determination to preserve the teachings of holy Islam and to uphold my submission to Allah the Merciful by declaring Jihad on you and your wretched family. Be afraid Michael, be very afraid, for Allah will not be merciful to any member of your household.
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Declared by Bob on Tuesday, December 9, 2008
I dont like the Big 3 car cos. They are too big and make fat ass cars
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Declared by RJ on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
He is a JIAHD
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Declared by Dhor on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
What the fuck is wrong with you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007