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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWho do they think they are, acting all noble and self sacrificing in the face of extreme adversity? How do they think this reflects on us regular, self-centered lazy guys? Stop it already! Grab a beer, relax and sit on the couch already!
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Declared by Dave on Sunday, September 9, 2007
You send useless blank emails that fill my junk file!
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Declared by Brent on Sunday, October 7, 2007
ahmet sertbaş ulan şu mubarek gundede sövduom ya sana..yatcak yerin yok lan senin aq senin..
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Declared by IU on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because they wine! :))
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Declared by sconcs on Monday, October 8, 2007
jeebus motherfucking shit, I go in there, with my dad, both looking decent and these fucktards are too busy walking around wankering themselves than helping me. I WAS looking at a Toyota Tacoma morons, now, I'm going to the Mini Dealership where my dad went, into the burlap sack of violence with you!
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Declared by Mini Dude 32 on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
If you are riding up an escalator on the Metro/Subway/Anywhere DO NOT stand on the left side. It is for those of us who need to get somewhere. You are a tourist and you are unimportant.
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
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Declared by Jay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I put myself out there and you shut me down.
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Declared by Tuks on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
The G-d of Israel watches over the people and land of Israel like the pupil of his eye! See! The Guardian of Israel never sleeps nor slumbers!!!! Repent!!! Now!!!!!
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Declared by 12 sons of Jacob on Monday, October 29, 2007
For throwing a bottle at me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Stop buying clapped out motors ya dick u had a relly nice mr2
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Declared by the voice of reson on Thursday, November 29, 2007
I declare war on you, fucking rat bastard fuck pissers! You kill every lucid dream I have by buzzing around my ears, and make me scratch my legs like a dog with mother fucking fleas because you bite me there, AND NOW WHAT YOU TINY PIECES OF SHIT! YOU'RE CARRYING DENGUE FEVER ALL THE WAY FROM THE MOTHER...
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Declared by Insects are Bitches on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
You're, for the most part, an awesome friend. But when I'm getting back into the dating scene, the last thing I need to hear from you is you making comments about my upcoming date that don't matter to me, but still put me in a foul mood because we get into a debate over it and I get annoyed at you. You're...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 13, 2011
The FAT GINGER PIG
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Declared by Fiona on Friday, December 9, 2011
You have the ugliest VW Rabbit in all of Arizona!!!
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Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, September 27, 2011
SCHOOL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Grass is red, roses are green, spreads your cheeks and let me check for those goodies that Jose never got to me. Dickory dock, nuke pearl harbour. Get Stds and Diabetes. Sickliness and depravity for the WIN!
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Declared by A happiness guy. on Monday, December 9, 2013
Dear next door neighbours,
See that 8 year old running around in the parking lot, refusing to move when cars are coming, playing soccer with his friends in the street (cause, well, You're only really good at soccer, construction and napping), and being a general little pissant. Oh, you do! Does eh look...
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Declared by Allison on Friday, September 21, 2007
Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed...
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Declared by Alfredo bermudez on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he...
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Declared by Broke American on Monday, October 15, 2007
Hey asshole. Get off your ass and get a real job. Why scratch with the chickens, when you can soar with the eagles.
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Declared by GHB on Sunday, September 14, 2008