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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMy mother is a dumb asshole that keeps talking me outside to shop when she doesn't even know what she wants from the supermarket and spends and hour looking for what she wants making me walk around with all the heavy things when she herself clearly can't carry it around either. I hate how long she takes to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 23, 2011
I hate you
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Hey man, I know you and I have had our differences but lately you've been real low key, knowwhatImean? Well the problem is I cain't be the strong leader of the free world unless I've got some whack-job to point the finger at. Without you on the scene denying the existence of the Holocaust and threatening to...
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Declared by W on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I'm sick and tired of those drivers having to honk in the streets. A driver turning right slows them down - they honk. A driver asks a pedestrian for directions - the driver after them has to honk. This noise make me sick to my stomach.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Goddammit! Fucking web filter! Limiting my internet experiences! And you guys who put the fucking thing on these computers! Do you really care if I go on YouTube? NO. So let me watch my videos!!!
And then blocking all of the fucking proxies that I use! That's just mean!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
I jihad on you, Erik! If you weren't already impotent, I'd wish that on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 25, 2009
For not havingk sex for two months now. Jihad on you, infidel!
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Declared by me on Sunday, November 28, 2010
you dicks have no concept of time-keeping, and the idea of calling up and cancelling a plan does not seem to be a part of your fucking "culture". stuck in this country for the last 7 years, as always i'm expected to keep it all in, everything's all right. NO, fuck this place, and fuck you SOBs
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 19, 2010
Ur so stupid you don't even know child support has been waiting to go back years and years for you. They were waiting for cooperation wellll now they have it. Asshole! I asked for little and got even less! Now you will be getting what you deserve!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 16, 2011
your a two kina meri its so shame you live with your boyfriend now and he is very very much older thats sad your just sad
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Declared by EnganMeri on Saturday, July 14, 2012
For having the most inconveniently designed bus timetable I have ever encountered, and for axing certain routes IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
If you are riding up an escalator on the Metro/Subway/Anywhere DO NOT stand on the left side. It is for those of us who need to get somewhere. You are a tourist and you are unimportant.
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
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Declared by Jay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Flee the hence from my life or I'll call you on your bullshit.
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Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007
Why the hell do you have to suck so much and make me waste countless hours making things look right. Also declare war on all IE users..please live in the 21st century and get a better browser!
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Declared by Bman on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Jihad on all penguins for their abuse of cuteness to secrectly control your minds, i have seen through this and have established the Organized Resistance of Cuteness Abused, or A.K.A O.R.C.A THE ORRCA WILL EXTICNTIZE PENGUINS
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Damn you people who are so happy because you lost weight and are so very happy that you now weigh under 210 lbs! Congratulations you're still fat! way to go! keep it up! maybe one day you have the chance of fitting into those size 24 jeans again. if i EVER weigh more than 140 please shoot me. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2009
You are one piece of disgusting shit, your sneakiness and lies make me want to hurt you.
I hope someone beats you up, shaves off your eyebrows, rapes you, cuts off your balls, rolls you in a carpet and thows you in a dumpster.
I HOPE YOU DIE A MISERABLE DEATH YOU HORRIBLE, CRUEL, ABUSIVE MAN.
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Declared by K on Thursday, October 14, 2010
you desrtve to die u treat me like a slave u so called love me!!!! trix is beheaded!! qianyi's friend sent this
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2011
nothing
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2011
For the rape and pillage of monther earth and all her natural resources. You do the devil's work my son and some day the devil will come calling. Brace yourself!
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Declared by Mother Earth on Wednesday, February 22, 2012