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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou have the ugliest VW Rabbit in all of Arizona!!!
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Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Grass is red, roses are green, spreads your cheeks and let me check for those goodies that Jose never got to me. Dickory dock, nuke pearl harbour. Get Stds and Diabetes. Sickliness and depravity for the WIN!
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Declared by A happiness guy. on Monday, December 9, 2013
You take my mommy's attention away from me sometimes. Meow!!!
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Declared by Maki on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Who do they think they are, acting all noble and self sacrificing in the face of extreme adversity? How do they think this reflects on us regular, self-centered lazy guys? Stop it already! Grab a beer, relax and sit on the couch already!
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Declared by Dave on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I'd like to know who the ass clown is that decides when to paint lines on the road? Today, as I'm driving to work in pouring down rain, the yellow center line is running to the shoulder of the road, like shit running down your leg after a nasty SHART! My only thoughts are the environment as paint pools on...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
This pseudoscientific hack, also Cambridge Professor For The Public Misunderstanding of Science frequently starts rants on subjects about which he knows nothing. It is time for his perfidious arrogance to be brought to an end.
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Declared by Ptahhotpe on Monday, October 8, 2007
jeebus motherfucking shit, I go in there, with my dad, both looking decent and these fucktards are too busy walking around wankering themselves than helping me. I WAS looking at a Toyota Tacoma morons, now, I'm going to the Mini Dealership where my dad went, into the burlap sack of violence with you!
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Declared by Mini Dude 32 on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Me again, with another open letter for YOU, Billy Boy.
This is a reminder that Vista still sucks, and get's more suckier by the mother fucking minute. When will you ever learn? IF IT IS NOT BROKEN, DO NOT FIX IT! And if it, then do so!
I just created a fucking base beat in LMMS for a melody I was...
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Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, November 29, 2009
Jihad on you! I am sick of your little kid ways. I know you Fu*king that hoodrat! You fu*king been lying to me all along! Bull*hit! You don't care so now I don't care! How you like being number 2 hood rat you will never be number 1 matter of fact your not even number 2 your not even second choice. NEVER!...
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Declared by That bitch you love to hate on on Sunday, July 10, 2011
Golf? GOLF!? What kindda sport is that, mann?! I mean.. is it actually a sport?
It CANT be.. It cant be considered a sport when i takes longer time doing exercises to warm up for the game, than actually playing the (sport) golf itself?
Really people.. Yeah you people that play golf! Seriously.. fair...
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Declared by I LIKE SLEEP on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Hey assholes, been kissing Obama's ass again? Who ya sucking on now? All of you are a lot of shit eating lowdown, communist sympathizers. Still kissing ass just to keep your lowlife jobs. keep up the good work and keep eating shit.
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Declared by jodie on Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Never in the history of skankdom has such a despicable whore rolled out of a puss-soaked bed as LRS. This trollop is a cock-sucking homewrecker. There is absolutely nothing she won't put in her mouth and blow on. She is a tease, a tramp, a delight to the ides (of March - she's best at stabbing in the back...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 5, 2009
its not really about love and romance but its the closest topic i guess. but yeh i'm am far past growing annoyed with women. i'm past annoyed. i'm almost to the point where i really wouldnt mind doing a real jihad on women. just strap up and blast bitches whereever i go until an army of military force and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, August 29, 2010
You are one piece of disgusting shit, your sneakiness and lies make me want to hurt you.
I hope someone beats you up, shaves off your eyebrows, rapes you, cuts off your balls, rolls you in a carpet and thows you in a dumpster.
I HOPE YOU DIE A MISERABLE DEATH YOU HORRIBLE, CRUEL, ABUSIVE MAN.
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Declared by K on Thursday, October 14, 2010
Some idiot on the forum im on is trying to make me look like something im not. He doesnt realise that alot of people that know me are on that forum, including my ex and his friends and his bestfriend's wife's friends. But that doesnt matter right? Just as long as you can cause as much trouble as you possibly...
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Declared by someone on Sunday, June 5, 2011
nothing
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2011
i hate how one person says he feels happy to be with you then the next hes ver you ? why ? why cant he just see that i tired my best gave him another chance . but i cant do ant=ything now )))':
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Men who don't want to date me. The ones that just want to hit and quit.
'you" make me feel inadequate and like I will never find love. I'm amazing, and it is shitty no one I'm interested in is willing to find that out
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 23, 2013
You left used me and let me support you for 2 years, you were down and I lifeted you up, you needed love and I gave it to you. Then, when I was going through a mild dperession and dealing with some life challenges, you just left me. You gave nothing, you never tried to help me.
A fiery car crash would be...
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Declared by Nah on Saturday, October 25, 2014
I CAN'T FRICKIN FINISH THE ACTUAL ENTIRE YEAR OF SCIENCE IN THREE FUCKING DAY. SERIOUSLY STOP GIVING ME SHIT FOR TAKING A GODDAMN THREE MIN BREAK AFTER WORKING MY ASS OFF ALL DAY
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Declared by Ace on Thursday, May 31, 2018