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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare ALL OUT WAR on you...
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Declared by Squirrel Stew Lover on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
We've toyed with the indfidels long enough...let there arrogant swagger do them in. We've sent the locusts once against the Yankees...May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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Declared by Red Sox Nation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
For throwing a bottle at me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
You're a dictator, a backstabber, and a batterer; leave me the "F" alone!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
I declare jihad on YOU!!!
Every time I reach out with my arms wide open, you turn your face away from me like you don't fucking notice me. I'm NOT a rapist, I'm just a huggy person!! There's a difference you know.
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Declared by Huggy Person on Wednesday, April 8, 2009
This bitch fucking pisses me off. For three months I've been chasing her, and all she gives is mixed signals. She refuses to say she likes me and be my gf yet she keeps going on dates with me. She is a fucking tease that is leading me on. My whole summer revolved around her and she is driving me into the...
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Declared by Shiv on Wednesday, September 2, 2009
let me fucking drive, i don't want to be stuck here with your lame ass all day
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Declared by jman on Sunday, July 26, 2009
A JIHAD ON GENEVIEVE, she slept with me once and gave me herpes!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Psalm 35:26 NIV
May all who gloat over my distress be put to shame and confusion; may all who exalt themselves over me be clothed with shame and disgrace.
Galatians 5:10 NIV
I am confident in the Lord that you will take no other view. The one who is throwing you into confusion will pay the penalty,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
For not buying me a shiny D:
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Declared by Wee Sillyface on Thursday, December 9, 2010
I had enough of your shit, my sister wears my shirt I paid for, and you say I never wore it when I wore it last night. Don't expect me to take you in tonight you're going to the retirement home!
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Declared by Mary on Sunday, December 19, 2010
On JIRA tasks
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Declared by JT on Tuesday, July 26, 2011
For allowing thousands of Americans to be killed every year by illegal Mexican invaders. For encouraging millions of illegal Mexicans to invade this country every year by offering handouts and amnesties. For making it impossible for us to do our legally designated job of keeping our border secure. JIHAD...
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Declared by ICE Agents on the border on Thursday, October 4, 2012
I put a jihad on your for your insolence!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
I hope everyone Bull in jail from the lostest scumbag to the biggest badass gang banger rapes you up your perverted sorry old ass for the rest of your life! Karma is a bitch ain't? The punishment fits the crime you pedophile bastard! JIHAD ON YOU, BITCH!
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Declared by PedoKiller on Saturday, August 11, 2012
jihad
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
Why is it that when you like someone, they hate you back?
You can't face them since you don't want to ruin their life. JIHAD APON YOU FILTHY INFIDEL!!
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Declared by SweetieShareyMoonsugar on Wednesday, April 30, 2014
you may be hard to hit, but I will meet you on the field of battle and destroy you. you cannot hide from me
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Declared by Jr. StinkMeister on Monday, September 10, 2007
Dear next door neighbours,
See that 8 year old running around in the parking lot, refusing to move when cars are coming, playing soccer with his friends in the street (cause, well, You're only really good at soccer, construction and napping), and being a general little pissant. Oh, you do! Does eh look...
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Declared by Allison on Friday, September 21, 2007
I call jihad on you only because you have declared it on all of us. Weren't able to go revel in the hole in the ground at Ground Zero, were you, candyass?
You think I don't know you plan to nuke my ass here in D.C. just as soon as you have one working that you can smuggle in? Well F*** you and the camel...
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Declared by Mighty Mighty G-Man on Monday, September 24, 2007