Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Pramod on Monday, November 28, 2011
Karlo Zanki will be buffed out permanently
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Declared by Smitty Yagermanjenson on Monday, March 12, 2012
Seriously... explicitly state a body background color in your css... Not everyone has their shit set to white.
Get with the times MAN.
J.O.Y.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, September 13, 2007
This is the last time I lend you loo roll, just for you to stink out the bathroom.
Certainly worths a Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
We declare a jihad on radio clown Rush Limbaugh and his continuous insults to all those who disafree with him.
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Declared by Sibling Jackhammer of Loving Kindness. on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dear Fuckface,
Did you know that you are fucking, fuck-face? No seriously, I want to slam a giant, hardened terd-club into your jack-hole and then kick you in the pussi-fied, dickless area between your legs where your cock sharnk up into you flabby fleshness, oh so long ago.
You and your...
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Declared by Tyler on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I would like to declare Jihad on James for being the most prolific lighter thief the world has ever seen!
No flame-creating device is safe when Jimmie's in town, pass one his way to fire up that blunt and it will never be seen again! ........ever!!
Some say he has a small lighter disposal unit...
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Declared by Vivian Burns on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Jihad on all penguins for their abuse of cuteness to secrectly control your minds, i have seen through this and have established the Organized Resistance of Cuteness Abused, or A.K.A O.R.C.A THE ORRCA WILL EXTICNTIZE PENGUINS
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
this site eats them
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Declared by ass on Saturday, November 22, 2008
Damn you people who are so happy because you lost weight and are so very happy that you now weigh under 210 lbs! Congratulations you're still fat! way to go! keep it up! maybe one day you have the chance of fitting into those size 24 jeans again. if i EVER weigh more than 140 please shoot me. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2009
Puerto Rican women are so jealous and insecure it baffles the logical, healthy stabled mind! Please, grow up! Learn to actually be confident by ditching the attitude and treating others with respect. "Ueh, I don't like her, I just don't like her". You don't like her because you're too fucking jealous of her....
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Declared by The Winner has Spoken on Friday, September 25, 2009
You bitch!!!! All I wanted was a car ride, but you just left me and bitched about how fucking far away it was from your doctors appointment after school. NEWS FLASH!!!!!! Your doctors is literally, and there is no exaggeration, across the street from my neighborhood! Ughhhh! P.S. I'm glad I'm going to a...
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Declared by Emily on Wednesday, November 4, 2009
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU SO MOTHERFUCKING DIFFICULT ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i do not give a shit about the principle of moments or uniform accleration or projectile motion
SO FUCK OF AND DIE...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 7, 2010
For not havingk sex for two months now. Jihad on you, infidel!
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Declared by me on Sunday, November 28, 2010
Well....boy problems, I have none. I shall complain about my past. Theres this girl called S. And she was a "friend" I hung out for six months. She was so pushy!! I went on holidays with her and all she would do is yell if she didnt get her way. So the friendship was basically me (being the nice person I...
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Declared by sfwerw on Saturday, July 9, 2011
FUCK YOU JAPAN!!!
Boycott japan!!!!!!!
never buy Japanese shit!!!!!!
fuck all japs!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 12, 2013
Mimi D. on the west coast is a total schmuck, because she's rude and says she's proud of it - she actually said that. She said she's superior to "all other beings", which proves what an idiot she really is. Mimi D. deserves to get run over by a truck. Mimi D. on the west coast is a piece of garbage. Mimi...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 19, 2014
Gooooooooood this is a waste of time! I say "uh-huh, yep", but I'm thinking SHUT THE FUCK UP! If it's not important to me, please don't say it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
For being overly insensitive and not knowing when it's just a JOKE
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Declared by Joe on Monday, October 8, 2007
This man is a bloody bastard motherfucker. He is tormenting me just because I did not get him some whisky or rum. He is my senior, though he does not directly supervise me - but keeps on bugging me by making nasty comments. I wish I had some way to blow his balls off.
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Declared by Oppressed on Tuesday, April 1, 2008