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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSuck my irish arse, u biatch-head
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Her songs are so catchy! I can't stop listening and as soon as I do stop I can't get it all out of my head.
It's impossible for me to study or concentrate in my classes because I'm too busy tapping my foot and reciting the words to "Bossy" to myself.
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Declared by Tab on Monday, September 17, 2007
Dear next door neighbours,
See that 8 year old running around in the parking lot, refusing to move when cars are coming, playing soccer with his friends in the street (cause, well, You're only really good at soccer, construction and napping), and being a general little pissant. Oh, you do! Does eh look...
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Declared by Allison on Friday, September 21, 2007
Need I say more? Yes, I should... You damn worthless mexicans and your STUPID catholicism... May you be forced to drag your balls across two miles of broken glass...Then, be forced to SWIM back across the Gulf of Mej'ico....I YI YI YIIII
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Declared by Push 1 for English on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
for social security. a thousand plus dollars a year come outa MY income to feed dead people
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Declared by timmy on Sunday, November 4, 2007
In the name of Allah the most allmighty, praised be His name and the name of his prophet, I herewith declare Jihad on the number PI. For only He is from eternity to eternity, not some diabolic number. PI, you wait until we get you and we will show you some infinity, wretched number that you are. And...
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Declared by kauder.welsch on Friday, December 21, 2007
Get a life and some counseling !!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009
Me again, with another open letter for YOU, Billy Boy.
This is a reminder that Vista still sucks, and get's more suckier by the mother fucking minute. When will you ever learn? IF IT IS NOT BROKEN, DO NOT FIX IT! And if it, then do so!
I just created a fucking base beat in LMMS for a melody I was...
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Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, November 29, 2009
You're, for the most part, an awesome friend. But when I'm getting back into the dating scene, the last thing I need to hear from you is you making comments about my upcoming date that don't matter to me, but still put me in a foul mood because we get into a debate over it and I get annoyed at you. You're...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 13, 2011
its not really about love and romance but its the closest topic i guess. but yeh i'm am far past growing annoyed with women. i'm past annoyed. i'm almost to the point where i really wouldnt mind doing a real jihad on women. just strap up and blast bitches whereever i go until an army of military force and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, August 29, 2010
Are you two fucking morons? Please understand that in the 5 projects that we have all worked in together I have done more work than all three of you put together. And the best part? I can't believe how fucking dumb you are, SH. It's like you have no bloody brains at all, spending all your attention hankering...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 5, 2011
You suck. thank you for making me wait for the whole night for your call, worrying what you are doing. You don't even bother to even send me a text to let me know where you are going. You think i'm a fool? Well, F you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 18, 2011
Stop finding the loves of your lives after dating me -___- It's making me feel like shit about myself that I'm never worth it since you never come back for me. Fuck you both. Seriously.
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Declared by Pity Party Planner on Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Men who don't want to date me. The ones that just want to hit and quit.
'you" make me feel inadequate and like I will never find love. I'm amazing, and it is shitty no one I'm interested in is willing to find that out
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 23, 2013
While shaking my bottle of Tazo Organic Iced Tea -- glass broke at the base. Spilling iced tea all over my desk. Glass shards ended up in my keyboard. Damn you!
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Declared by n!ck on Monday, September 10, 2007
You send useless blank emails that fill my junk file!
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Declared by Brent on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Joe,
I am disappointed that you have not been returning my phone calls. As a direct result of your actions. I have declared a jihad on you.
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Declared by Johnny Ruhlen on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Oh my whichever infedel who coded this thing togheter from the scraps of sugarCRM should be tortured!
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Declared by Thomas on Monday, October 8, 2007
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
If you are riding up an escalator on the Metro/Subway/Anywhere DO NOT stand on the left side. It is for those of us who need to get somewhere. You are a tourist and you are unimportant.
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
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Declared by Jay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
All users of del.icio.us are fucking idiots.
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Declared by Bob Dickson on Tuesday, October 9, 2007