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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis is the last time I lend you loo roll, just for you to stink out the bathroom.
Certainly worths a Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For being overly insensitive and not knowing when it's just a JOKE
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Declared by Joe on Monday, October 8, 2007
A pox and curse be upon you, you great satan institution of poverty creation! May you roast in the fires of hell for destroying our lives by ruining our money! You will baste in the roasted juices of your fellow thieving bankers eternally.
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Declared by ActionMac on Monday, October 8, 2007
If we want a poached egg on our toast we should get it. Telling us that it 'won't fit' on the bread and only a fried egg will fit, is just insanity. What ever happened to "The customer is always right?!?!"
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Declared by TIME on Monday, October 8, 2007
Evans, you are the biggest fucking loser on the planet! How is that Zune treating you? You are probably one of the stupidest and creepiest people I have ever met. Why don't you stare at her a little more because the first 3 hours weren't weird. I hope you, your Zune, and Vista go to hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
AL chino rata Fujimori deberían encerrarlo por una semana con tres negros aguantados... y después de eso ya lo pueden dejar libre.
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Declared by Tu Marido on Thursday, October 11, 2007
allaaahüüekbeeeer
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Declared by kakao on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Just one question.
Have you seen the WoW episode of South Park?
You are the fat guy. You are the fat guy. You wipe the chips off your bulbous gut b/c you ARE THE FAT GUY!!
I just hope they don't ever delete your characters or something. Suicide is a nasty thing. And when you devote as much...
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Declared by The guy waiting to get on the computer on Sunday, February 10, 2008
I declare jihad on YOU!!!
Every time I reach out with my arms wide open, you turn your face away from me like you don't fucking notice me. I'm NOT a rapist, I'm just a huggy person!! There's a difference you know.
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Declared by Huggy Person on Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Surrender, Repent, Praise the Pie, or Suffer Eternal Damnation!
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Declared by WowThatsAwesomeSL on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
God bless anyone who can fucking work on this! Even dual booting Ubuntu with it is a pain thanks to fucking Disk Management! What the fuck is an Unallocated Partition? Huh? Fuck you Microsoft! Make it clear what the fuck you're talking about! Shit, I just wanted to dual boot two OSes!
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Declared by Fuck The Name! on Monday, February 22, 2010
I had enough of your shit, my sister wears my shirt I paid for, and you say I never wore it when I wore it last night. Don't expect me to take you in tonight you're going to the retirement home!
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Declared by Mary on Sunday, December 19, 2010
I put a jihad on your for your insolence!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Grass is red, roses are green, spreads your cheeks and let me check for those goodies that Jose never got to me. Dickory dock, nuke pearl harbour. Get Stds and Diabetes. Sickliness and depravity for the WIN!
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Declared by A happiness guy. on Monday, December 9, 2013
Those of you that don't give a nod or say thank you are true assholes. I open the door as a gesture of kindness, but you walking right by and not even acknowledging it says to me... "thanks bitch" -- so fuck you
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Declared by door holder on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
How dare they have large asses and stumichs and weigh a lot
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
I'm goinj ta kill ya bastered! Ur fckin dead! Say ur fckin good byes to every1 ya no, cause ur goin ta do a houdini!
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Declared by sgt death on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
We dated for 2 years and then you dumped me because I was to clingy. You stupid cunt it was because we were lovers at that point and I'm sure anyone would do the same. Now you are dating my "friend" and being the stupidest, worst couple to hang out with. Despite thinking everything is going so great,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
You bitch!!!! All I wanted was a car ride, but you just left me and bitched about how fucking far away it was from your doctors appointment after school. NEWS FLASH!!!!!! Your doctors is literally, and there is no exaggeration, across the street from my neighborhood! Ughhhh! P.S. I'm glad I'm going to a...
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Declared by Emily on Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Just coz we don't eat meat doesn't mean we placid you who decide to eat meat Shall feel the Wrath of the Holy One JIHAAAD!
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Declared by ChickPea on Tuesday, October 2, 2007