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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI can' believe what some people get away with, yet you do not hold them accountable. You fire and lay off your best people while others call off drunk, steal from you and scream with rage in the workplace!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009
FUCK YOU !!!!!!
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Declared by The (Null) Terminator on Sunday, January 10, 2010
Im back on this site. Hehehehe! Nope, really going to stay away from that other forum. This time i mean it!! Its a death trap (figuratively speaking). Because so many people (i think) are on there. Gives girls more of a reason to talk about me. Anyways, I hope that internet troll on that other site follows...
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Declared by dfgsdfg on Saturday, July 9, 2011
I declare a jihad! Ronald, this must finally end!
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Declared by Jihad Taha on Wednesday, April 17, 2013
If it wasn't for you, I might actually get shit done instead of jerking off all day. I'm seriously considering chopping you off, you useless shit.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
For having the most inconveniently designed bus timetable I have ever encountered, and for axing certain routes IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on all penguins for their abuse of cuteness to secrectly control your minds, i have seen through this and have established the Organized Resistance of Cuteness Abused, or A.K.A O.R.C.A THE ORRCA WILL EXTICNTIZE PENGUINS
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
You suck, dudes. You suck bigtime. Your fucking bloated software crashed my system. Your software is loaded with adware. And finally, I have to pay for this shit. Stick it up your ass, PopCap.
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Declared by unhappy gamer on Sunday, January 13, 2008
JIHAD ON YOU, DOUCHE!!!
You had my brother at risk of been run over by an eight-wheeler because you threw the ball on to the side of the main road!
You called people in my family stupid because you haven't heard of a name like the one they have! I wouldn't be surprised if your name is "Stuck up cunt"...
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Declared by R o o s t e r on Saturday, September 20, 2008
hypocritical assholes! you both piss me the fuck off. you cry when you find out that i' moving out in a year, and then accuse me of bullshit that isnt even true. fuck you both, and get your shit straight before you open your damn mouths.
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Declared by pissed off on Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Hey Asshole. You think you are so fucking smart don't ya? Well guess what dirt bag, you're not shit. Wanna play politics with me? You lost already dick head
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Declared by Jackie Jihad on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Dear next door neighbours,
See that 8 year old running around in the parking lot, refusing to move when cars are coming, playing soccer with his friends in the street (cause, well, You're only really good at soccer, construction and napping), and being a general little pissant. Oh, you do! Does eh look...
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Declared by Allison on Friday, September 21, 2007
AARGH!!!!
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Declared by dfgd on Monday, October 8, 2007
We declare a jihad on radio clown Rush Limbaugh and his continuous insults to all those who disafree with him.
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Declared by Sibling Jackhammer of Loving Kindness. on Monday, October 8, 2007
I blew it completely, I slept with and fell in love with my secretary. Then she told me that she was shooting heroin. I am an ex heroin junkie who is clean now. I tried to help her to get clean by getting her father involved and now she hates me, the father believes her, and I am still in love with my...
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Declared by Synesthesia on Monday, October 8, 2007
for being a lazy ass through this fasting month!!!
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Declared by Princr Seeva on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You win every bet that we make, goddamnit. At least the redsox won. Jihad on you for taking my money!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
"May the Lord smite all the enemy nations and devour the entrails of their virgin children while laying waste to their crops and fields and rendering their cities desolate. Praise be to the Lord."
You're the children's pastor, for f*cks sake! What the hell?!
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Declared by That kid sitting in the back on Sunday, February 10, 2008
I am delcaring a Jihad on the people who took Myra's CP and Wallet
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 25, 2008
Celebrities are stupid, uneducated, and immoral. They are not my role models. Only stupid people think they are and are incredibly pathetic. Go worship a cock statue. It will give you just as much pleasure.
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Declared by betterthanyou on Monday, November 30, 2009