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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Yo' rödfirre firre!
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Declared by Anton on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are going down!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
Why the hell do you have to suck so much and make me waste countless hours making things look right. Also declare war on all IE users..please live in the 21st century and get a better browser!
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Declared by Bman on Sunday, November 11, 2007
this site eats them
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Declared by ass on Saturday, November 22, 2008
You're a fucking idiot.
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Declared by The Collective Nation on Sunday, May 9, 2010
jihad
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
BUT I DON'T WANT TO
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
This is the last time I lend you loo roll, just for you to stink out the bathroom.
Certainly worths a Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Joe,
I am disappointed that you have not been returning my phone calls. As a direct result of your actions. I have declared a jihad on you.
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Declared by Johnny Ruhlen on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Crack Cocaine is a killer! makes people go Mad!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
for being a lazy ass through this fasting month!!!
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Declared by Princr Seeva on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You are so crappy you never have the things that i need and you charge me way too much for your stupid merchandise. Jihad on you Foo!
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Declared by Student on Thursday, November 29, 2007
you desrtve to die u treat me like a slave u so called love me!!!! trix is beheaded!! qianyi's friend sent this
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2011
The guy i liked for two to three years is married. And quite recently. Ouch!
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Declared by dsfsdfaer on Saturday, July 16, 2011
just tell me why.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Why you gotta play with my emotions? "I like you or I don't like you... Next..."
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Declared by Give me a P on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Allah commands me to ask the Ayatollahs to grant my jihad against all those "Apple Fanboys" who would negatively rate my earlier jihad against Steve Jobs for "excessive emotional duress" I had to endure trying to get his inferior product installed and working correctly. Praise Allah-Death To Infidels!
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Your poker wins are nothing more than an uncanny run of good luck!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
I am delcaring a Jihad on the people who took Myra's CP and Wallet
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 25, 2008