Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI think my female friend is not happy with my male friend contacting me first about an event. Somehow I think she likes him. I dont like him that way. He's a friend. I dont mind if they end up together. 
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	Declared by erterte on Sunday, July 10, 2011
Karlo Zanki will be buffed out permanently
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	Declared by Smitty Yagermanjenson on Monday, March 12, 2012
I hope everyone Bull in jail from the lostest scumbag to the biggest badass gang banger rapes you up your perverted sorry old ass for the rest of your life! Karma is a bitch ain't? The punishment fits the crime you pedophile bastard! JIHAD ON YOU, BITCH!
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	Declared by PedoKiller on Saturday, August 11, 2012
BUY ME ANOTHER BEER! YOU'RE STILL UGLY!
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	Declared by Catty-Cat on Monday, October 8, 2007
Emily, praise Allah that he sent me a vision last night in the midst of my drunken stupor that revealed the innermost workings of your maniacal brain.  This morning, with head pounding due to the prior night's overindulgence, I spoke with the mullahs regarding you.  They agreed that you are an idiot!
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	Declared by Omar The Dummy on Tuesday, April 28, 2009
In the 10-11 year school will start early and end later. No March break will be given and X-Mas break will start on the 22nd and ends on Jan 2nd. BULL!
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	Declared by Mr.nobodyXxxXydobon.rM on Monday, December 14, 2009
You will die a painful death at the hands of all muslims
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	Declared by Dylan Bellman on Friday, June 25, 2010
A friend asked me how I deal with my mil, who everyone can see does not like me or acknowledge me. 
 She has never really treated me like family, and at best tolerates me. She is not involved in my childrens lives at all, NEVER has been.
 I used to be offended sometimes even hurt by  her behavior. I took it...
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	Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Oh my whichever infedel who coded this thing togheter from the scraps of sugarCRM should be tortured!
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	Declared by Thomas on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are going down!
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	Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
It is time to end the occupation on the Jewish Student Union ballot by Paco. His attempts to overtake the beautiful democracy that is the Jewish Student Union are over. الله أكبر
 
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	Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 11, 2008
Your poker wins are nothing more than an uncanny run of good luck!
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	Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
this site eats them
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	Declared by ass on Saturday, November 22, 2008
You know what, I'm so sick of this sh*t. They think its okay to hate on men because of what they heard from others.
 
 They excuse themselves by bringing up bullsh*t from past like "oh, men have oppressed women for centuries", "men have kept women from voting" "men think they are better than women".
 
 YA,...
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	Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Fucking whiny asshole
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	Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 29, 2012
why does society believe that it can conform everybody to its standrards?
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	Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
what gives you the right not to do anything huh?
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	Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
We developers are declaring Jihad on you for smacking one of our number with the door.
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	Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007
A 'had on you for not showin me that neekid pic of your girl!
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	Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 20, 2008
JIHAD ON YOU, DOUCHE!!!
 
 You had my brother at risk of been run over by an eight-wheeler because you threw the ball on to the side of the main road!
 
 You called people in my family stupid because you haven't heard of a name like the one they have! I wouldn't be surprised if your name is "Stuck up cunt"...
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	Declared by R o o s t e r on Saturday, September 20, 2008