Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy you gotta play with my emotions? "I like you or I don't like you... Next..."
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Declared by Give me a P on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare Jihad on you!
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Declared by Omar Qazi on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Hey assholes, been kissing Obama's ass again? Who ya sucking on now? All of you are a lot of shit eating lowdown, communist sympathizers. Still kissing ass just to keep your lowlife jobs. keep up the good work and keep eating shit.
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Declared by jodie on Tuesday, October 7, 2008
In the 10-11 year school will start early and end later. No March break will be given and X-Mas break will start on the 22nd and ends on Jan 2nd. BULL!
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Declared by Mr.nobodyXxxXydobon.rM on Monday, December 14, 2009
Well....boy problems, I have none. I shall complain about my past. Theres this girl called S. And she was a "friend" I hung out for six months. She was so pushy!! I went on holidays with her and all she would do is yell if she didnt get her way. So the friendship was basically me (being the nice person I...
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Declared by sfwerw on Saturday, July 9, 2011
you suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I told your boyfriend he's GAY, and he hit me with his PURSE!
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Declared by Catty-Cat on Monday, October 8, 2007
We developers are declaring Jihad on you for smacking one of our number with the door.
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Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007
For calling me during Judge Judy to win my affection.
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Declared by One any only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
fucking jihad on you, you stupid fucking morons! does it really take so much fucking effort to flush the fucking toilet so you don't and fucking break the fucking sinks instead!!! fuck you!!!
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Declared by the fucking kid who had to fucking pee but fucking couldn't because the fucking toilets were fucking filled with other people's fucking shit on Friday, February 20, 2009
jihad
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Declared by allah on Friday, May 6, 2011
fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 15, 2011
why does society believe that it can conform everybody to its standrards?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
what gives you the right not to do anything huh?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You left used me and let me support you for 2 years, you were down and I lifeted you up, you needed love and I gave it to you. Then, when I was going through a mild dperession and dealing with some life challenges, you just left me. You gave nothing, you never tried to help me.
A fiery car crash would be...
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Declared by Nah on Saturday, October 25, 2014
So sad if you feel the need to bully and harass white people, especially white people who have done nothing hostile towards you. Very creepy o f you.;
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Declared by AnonymousLady on Saturday, October 17, 2015
To all those people who eat loudly and with their mouths open - please please will you stop. It's revolting and I can sometimes see what you're eating let alone the fact that I am deafened by the squelching and slurping, chewing gum like a cow - stop it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
ARRRRRR!!!!!
i hate jazz and blues! it's the lowest form of music! people say it's sophisticated but it's just don't! stupid nigger music!
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Declared by marko on Sunday, October 21, 2007
For going to Boga lake without me!
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Declared by anik on Thursday, January 3, 2008
this site eats them
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Declared by ass on Saturday, November 22, 2008