Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare a jihad on you horsey people who give your kids (aka Spawn of Satan) horses at 11 years old and send them out as some kind of jihad against the ordinary public. Your spawn of Satan have no control over these horses and are a danger to society at large.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2011
Karlo Zanki will be buffed out permanently
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Declared by Smitty Yagermanjenson on Monday, March 12, 2012
I hope everyone Bull in jail from the lostest scumbag to the biggest badass gang banger rapes you up your perverted sorry old ass for the rest of your life! Karma is a bitch ain't? The punishment fits the crime you pedophile bastard! JIHAD ON YOU, BITCH!
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Declared by PedoKiller on Saturday, August 11, 2012
what gives you the right not to do anything huh?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You have no idea what it means to fuck up ur car business!....next time i`ll make ur car into a suecide car bomb, you anti iraqi capitalist bastard!
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Declared by Muhamad Goldstock El-Sharif on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all those people who eat loudly and with their mouths open - please please will you stop. It's revolting and I can sometimes see what you're eating let alone the fact that I am deafened by the squelching and slurping, chewing gum like a cow - stop it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
naser hejazi
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Declared by mojtaba jabari on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
In the 10-11 year school will start early and end later. No March break will be given and X-Mas break will start on the 22nd and ends on Jan 2nd. BULL!
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Declared by Mr.nobodyXxxXydobon.rM on Monday, December 14, 2009
FUCK YOU !!!!!!
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Declared by The (Null) Terminator on Sunday, January 10, 2010
The British mandate is over for decades now. Time to advance! Stop ordering innocent citizens to fill out over-complicated forms demanding old receipts and bank statements.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 28, 2010
A JIHAD ON GENEVIEVE, she slept with me once and gave me herpes!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
You will die a painful death at the hands of all muslims
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Declared by Dylan Bellman on Friday, June 25, 2010
This boy is probably one of the world's future fame hungry monsters. I KNOW THIS because he loves the attention. Keep talking Kaliop because thats all the fame you'll ever have. Your high school label.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 21, 2012
You fat assed bitch. You stupid whore. Stop calling in on my day off so you can eat Bon bons. Stop stealing employee Christmas gifts you cheap slut. Stop asking me to take you places...I fucking hate your fat hollowed out ass. You suck at life. Die a bloody death bitch.
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Declared by Mybossblowsdonkeydick on Tuesday, January 14, 2014
WHAT THE FUCK is this website about, WHATS THE FUCKING POINT? Its just this little thing where you waste your time expressing your anger, but in reality it just makes you more angry than before. As soon as i heard about this i knew it was just all a piece of horseshit. Here's your holy war Jihad !
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Declared by puckyou on Sunday, October 7, 2007
This could be the dumbest site I have ever visited. Thanks.
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Declared by No on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Tim Ireland is a useless low-life with nothing to do all day but annoy other people. Go to hell, Tim.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Dear parrents, you might have a good way to raise kids, and to learn them stuff, as others don't normaly would learn by their parrents.
BUT:
please, let us be a bit more free than this.
stop being so overprotecting about us, if you don't think we can take care of us selves(mature ->) then you probably...
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Declared by Elias on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
For calling me during Judge Judy to win my affection.
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Declared by One any only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
A 'had on you for not showin me that neekid pic of your girl!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 20, 2008