Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Ungr on Monday, October 8, 2007
Just because you think you're dating him doesn't mean he thinks so. You thought you were dating him when he was dating Amy . . . You thought you were dating him when he was dating me . . . . He thinks he's single now, but you still think you're dating him . . . . And you called me the crazy one?
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Declared by DictatorForLife on Monday, October 8, 2007
You win every bet that we make, goddamnit. At least the redsox won. Jihad on you for taking my money!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
It is time to end the occupation on the Jewish Student Union ballot by Paco. His attempts to overtake the beautiful democracy that is the Jewish Student Union are over. الله أكبر
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 11, 2008
A JIHAD ON GENEVIEVE, she slept with me once and gave me herpes!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
I'm sure you make enough money that you don't need to charge me for rescheduling my appointment. Your office is ugly and disorganized and you need to turn your hearing aids up. How are you supposed to be a therapist when you can't even understand what your patients are saying, you geriatric mess? Your breath...
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Declared by Rebecca on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
BUY ME ANOTHER BEER! YOU'RE STILL UGLY!
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Declared by Catty-Cat on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're corndog-based nastiness has gone too far! I'm declaring Jihad against you and your deepfried beliefs.
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Declared by Capt. Jihad on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on my friend Max Saatchi for not not returning my call modderfucka!!!
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Declared by Jeff on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
naser hejazi
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Declared by mojtaba jabari on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
A 'had on you for not showin me that neekid pic of your girl!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 20, 2008
Fucking rot in hell you bottom feeding dwellers who develop these! Jesus Christ! How many times do I have to hit the fucking 'CLOSE' button on a form before it actually does close? And I don't know, maybe instead of using a platform that trashes your system, MAKE AN OFFLINE VERSION THAT DOESN'T!!!!
Jihad...
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Declared by FUCK Web Based Applications! on Wednesday, November 25, 2009
curse you for your shit Arabic television.
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Declared by Imad on Sunday, April 11, 2010
Gooooooooood this is a waste of time! I say "uh-huh, yep", but I'm thinking SHUT THE FUCK UP! If it's not important to me, please don't say it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Jihad on you for not assisting on our sales info business meeting this afternoon!
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Declared by The avenger on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on the person/s who killed Sean Taylor, Defensive Back for the Washington Redskins.
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Declared by bw.myers on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Dear lady next door, THANKS A FUCKING LOT for calling my parents saying i had sex with him... i dont know how you fuckin know... i was in my house im my room.. peeping tom much? i think soo!! well anywho thanks for causing fuckin hell on my life.. the whole damn neighbor hood knows cause u cant...
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Declared by mad person on Friday, May 7, 2010
its your own face, if you dont like it TOO BAD
i hate it when you go through pictures, share them so people can feel nostalgic and you get those pricks who go "ohh delete it i look shit"
well, I HOPE THE DEVIL TAKES THE UGLIEST PICTURE OF YOU AND UPLOADS IT TO THE HELL NETWORKING SITE,
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 24, 2011
What the fuck did I ever do to you to deserve the shit & stress you caused me & my family? You never liked me from the moment we met for no fucking reason, but I still made the effort because you were family, so excuse me if I'm not like the other members of family who forgave & fucked us over so you can...
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Declared by LadyJustice on Thursday, November 15, 2012
For being overly insensitive and not knowing when it's just a JOKE
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Declared by Joe on Monday, October 8, 2007