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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 29, 2012
Phagot
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, March 16, 2013
Jihad on you, you fat son of a bitch. I can't believe god actually made a worthless piece of shit like you. A block of wood is more productive than you, atleast it can build something up. Why don't you just do us all a favor, and kill yourself in a fucking pit of flaming bears.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 11, 2014
...who fail to appreciate my awesome self, leading to an utter lack of sex
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Declared by Frustrated Chump on Monday, October 8, 2007
I told your boyfriend he's GAY, and he hit me with his PURSE!
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Declared by Catty-Cat on Monday, October 8, 2007
sue briggs is evil making her creepy plans in the somerset basement at all hours of the night trying ways to bring more immorality to civicus and screw as many people as possible
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
For going to Boga lake without me!
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Declared by anik on Thursday, January 3, 2008
JIHAD ON YOU, DOUCHE!!!
You had my brother at risk of been run over by an eight-wheeler because you threw the ball on to the side of the main road!
You called people in my family stupid because you haven't heard of a name like the one they have! I wouldn't be surprised if your name is "Stuck up cunt"...
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Declared by R o o s t e r on Saturday, September 20, 2008
for not spending time w. my lovely luscious lady leah!
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Declared by moo@witty.com on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
You will die a painful death at the hands of all muslims
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Declared by Dylan Bellman on Friday, June 25, 2010
Someone had to.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Dutch minister of justice Hirsch Ballin. In Holland it will become illegal to express yourself if religious people might take offense. Former minister Donner already was playing with the thought when Theo van Gogh was killed by an extremist..
Hirsch Ballin, this jihad is for you. Just a joke, however I am...
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Declared by Wim Hijtinga on Saturday, October 13, 2007
ARRRRRR!!!!!
i hate jazz and blues! it's the lowest form of music! people say it's sophisticated but it's just don't! stupid nigger music!
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Declared by marko on Sunday, October 21, 2007
Break up with her already! She's a total bitch, she insults you all the time, and she's not even hot! haven't you realized that we have all pretty much stopped talking to you just because of your relationship with this turkey necked bitch? its over dude. You can't go out to bars anymore because of her, and...
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Declared by Bros Before Hos on Saturday, March 1, 2008
hypocritical assholes! you both piss me the fuck off. you cry when you find out that i' moving out in a year, and then accuse me of bullshit that isnt even true. fuck you both, and get your shit straight before you open your damn mouths.
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Declared by pissed off on Tuesday, September 8, 2009
It made me feel like a piece of SHIT!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
BSNL bastards ! Kill those line men especially ! Fat pigs ! cant even fu*k their wives ! Such pathetic assholes !
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 20, 2011
I think my female friend is not happy with my male friend contacting me first about an event. Somehow I think she likes him. I dont like him that way. He's a friend. I dont mind if they end up together.
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Declared by erterte on Sunday, July 10, 2011
what gives you the right not to do anything huh?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND YOUR BIG ASS EGO AND YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE. FUCK YOU YOU BITCHING ASSFUCK. YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU BETTER LEARN SOME RESPECT YOU FUCKING BIMBO. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS YOU ASSHOLE AND I HOPE IT STAYS THAT WAY UNLESS YOU FUCKING CHANGE. FUCKING EGO...
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Declared by K on Wednesday, September 10, 2014