Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe Dallas Mavericks are probably the sorriest team in the NBA.
They've got a two-bit owner, they're choking dogs in the playoffs, and man, their fans really need to buy a brush and get a haircut.
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Declared by Doug on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Dear parrents, you might have a good way to raise kids, and to learn them stuff, as others don't normaly would learn by their parrents.
BUT:
please, let us be a bit more free than this.
stop being so overprotecting about us, if you don't think we can take care of us selves(mature ->) then you probably...
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Declared by Elias on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
How much cum do you have to swallow before you think it's okay to walk barefoot down a sidewalk that bums shit and piss and leave their dirty syringes all over?
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Declared by iwearshoes on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I declare Jihad on you for kicking me in the stomach you bitch.
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Declared by hairy nuts on Monday, October 29, 2007
It is time to end the occupation on the Jewish Student Union ballot by Paco. His attempts to overtake the beautiful democracy that is the Jewish Student Union are over. الله أكبر
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 11, 2008
Just one question.
Have you seen the WoW episode of South Park?
You are the fat guy. You are the fat guy. You wipe the chips off your bulbous gut b/c you ARE THE FAT GUY!!
I just hope they don't ever delete your characters or something. Suicide is a nasty thing. And when you devote as much...
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Declared by The guy waiting to get on the computer on Sunday, February 10, 2008
say his last name otherwise people will think its meeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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Declared by andrew on Thursday, June 4, 2009
Celebrities are stupid, uneducated, and immoral. They are not my role models. Only stupid people think they are and are incredibly pathetic. Go worship a cock statue. It will give you just as much pleasure.
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Declared by betterthanyou on Monday, November 30, 2009
BSNL bastards ! Kill those line men especially ! Fat pigs ! cant even fu*k their wives ! Such pathetic assholes !
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 20, 2011
You ripped me off.... your website is a threat to our community and all the businesses in it. Now you will suffer the full force of the Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
If it wasn't for you, I might actually get shit done instead of jerking off all day. I'm seriously considering chopping you off, you useless shit.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
You motherfucking shit head!
Stop drinking that fuckingshitpiece of a beer!
Get you a fucking fat ass life you fat piece of shit!
Sorry dad
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Declared by kid on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Too many idiots in the world today
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 3, 2007
This man is a bloody bastard motherfucker. He is tormenting me just because I did not get him some whisky or rum. He is my senior, though he does not directly supervise me - but keeps on bugging me by making nasty comments. I wish I had some way to blow his balls off.
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Declared by Oppressed on Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Hey asshole. Get off your ass and get a real job. Why scratch with the chickens, when you can soar with the eagles.
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Declared by GHB on Sunday, September 14, 2008
He ruined fathers day by being a whiny little bitch, and the next time I see him, I feel like I might just end up beating the shit out of him.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 21, 2009
The British mandate is over for decades now. Time to advance! Stop ordering innocent citizens to fill out over-complicated forms demanding old receipts and bank statements.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 28, 2010
U r an asshole
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Declared by Pramod on Monday, November 28, 2011
I swear to god if he keeps yelling swerve or swag or swagfag near me again im going to fucking rip his spine out thru his asshole and fucking beat him to death with it
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Declared by Khalifa Bin Afzal Al Jiradh on Thursday, April 18, 2013
I'd like to know who the ass clown is that decides when to paint lines on the road? Today, as I'm driving to work in pouring down rain, the yellow center line is running to the shoulder of the road, like shit running down your leg after a nasty SHART! My only thoughts are the environment as paint pools on...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007