Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Stop drinking that fuckingshitpiece of a beer!
Get you a fucking fat ass life you fat piece of shit!
Sorry dad
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Declared by kid on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
The Dallas Mavericks are probably the sorriest team in the NBA.
They've got a two-bit owner, they're choking dogs in the playoffs, and man, their fans really need to buy a brush and get a haircut.
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Declared by Doug on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I declare Jihad on you for kicking me in the stomach you bitch.
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Declared by hairy nuts on Monday, October 29, 2007
Too many idiots in the world today
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Jihad on you, you miserable cocksucker. I fucking hate you for being such a lazy self centered loser pig who never learned how to treat women and talks shit about my best friend because she wants nothing to do with you, she knows what a fucking worthless piece of shit you are! Now that your miserable...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 18, 2009
One million Jihads to you and your family! KAHSHEEE! Kabul!!!!! Nainanajah!
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Declared by Kabul on Thursday, June 9, 2011
Celebrities are stupid, uneducated, and immoral. They are not my role models. Only stupid people think they are and are incredibly pathetic. Go worship a cock statue. It will give you just as much pleasure.
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Declared by betterthanyou on Monday, November 30, 2009
After two years I found out you was the one who stole my PS3. You still lied even though the evidence clearly states you are the one.
My Father Lee,
You was never there for me growing up. Drugs, being a male slut, and taking care of other people especially women were more...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 25, 2010
you are a fucking douche
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Declared by pretty on Wednesday, May 25, 2011
You know what, I'm so sick of this sh*t. They think its okay to hate on men because of what they heard from others.
They excuse themselves by bringing up bullsh*t from past like "oh, men have oppressed women for centuries", "men have kept women from voting" "men think they are better than women".
YA,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
You want to call me a bitch, I dont care if your we were drunk motherfucker. The psychological jihad has started and your ass is cut off from my circle bitch. Im no longer your cousin freddy kruger looking faggot. I hope you turn homo when you go to state jail.
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Declared by Your 2nd Cousin on Saturday, February 18, 2012
I'd like to know who the ass clown is that decides when to paint lines on the road? Today, as I'm driving to work in pouring down rain, the yellow center line is running to the shoulder of the road, like shit running down your leg after a nasty SHART! My only thoughts are the environment as paint pools on...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Wer Kompost verkauft, gehört in die Hölle gebombt
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Declared by Malte on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have no idea what it means to fuck up ur car business!....next time i`ll make ur car into a suecide car bomb, you anti iraqi capitalist bastard!
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Declared by Muhamad Goldstock El-Sharif on Monday, October 8, 2007
stand up paddlers belong in waikiki only!!! stay out of everyones way...go away
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Allah commands me to ask the Ayatollahs to grant my jihad against all those "Apple Fanboys" who would negatively rate my earlier jihad against Steve Jobs for "excessive emotional duress" I had to endure trying to get his inferior product installed and working correctly. Praise Allah-Death To Infidels!
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Hey asshole. Get off your ass and get a real job. Why scratch with the chickens, when you can soar with the eagles.
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Declared by GHB on Sunday, September 14, 2008
I am delcaring a Jihad on the people who took Myra's CP and Wallet
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 25, 2008
Did I or did I not tell you that alot of people have followed me onto that website! LOL!
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Declared by werwer on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
because I can!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 3, 2011