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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoPlease come back with new episodes! I miss my car-i'll-never-be-able-to-afford-fix!
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Declared by CarFan on Sunday, September 13, 2009
why cant you stay away from your exes!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 13, 2010
I think my female friend is not happy with my male friend contacting me first about an event. Somehow I think she likes him. I dont like him that way. He's a friend. I dont mind if they end up together.
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Declared by erterte on Sunday, July 10, 2011
If it wasn't for you, I might actually get shit done instead of jerking off all day. I'm seriously considering chopping you off, you useless shit.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
You, the guy who is supposed to be our advocate in the face of an unreasonable and inflexible sponsor. Fuck you.
We follow your advice, the sponsor gets pissed, and you don't say a god damn word about it, you just sit there all smug and amused while we take an ass chewing. Now I am informed of a bullshit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 15, 2013
ive had it with your attitude. your lying cunty behavior. You expect everyone to know every little thing that is wrong with you and cater to your bullshit. Well fuck you cunt!! I have had it with you! You lie to everyone about me to make yourself look in the right. You say I am the one that needs to mature?...
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Declared by someone you know on Tuesday, July 22, 2014
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND YOUR BIG ASS EGO AND YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE. FUCK YOU YOU BITCHING ASSFUCK. YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU BETTER LEARN SOME RESPECT YOU FUCKING BIMBO. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS YOU ASSHOLE AND I HOPE IT STAYS THAT WAY UNLESS YOU FUCKING CHANGE. FUCKING EGO...
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Declared by K on Wednesday, September 10, 2014
French is the language of the devil. It already sounds like butt fucking.
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Declared by BB on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
I am waging Jihad against you for your accent and because it's Deddie, Jesson!
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Declared by A Big Jew on Monday, October 8, 2007
Pisnami ot glupostite mu
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Declared by ABC on Monday, October 8, 2007
Well done!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
Break up with her already! She's a total bitch, she insults you all the time, and she's not even hot! haven't you realized that we have all pretty much stopped talking to you just because of your relationship with this turkey necked bitch? its over dude. You can't go out to bars anymore because of her, and...
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Declared by Bros Before Hos on Saturday, March 1, 2008
"May the Lord smite all the enemy nations and devour the entrails of their virgin children while laying waste to their crops and fields and rendering their cities desolate. Praise be to the Lord."
You're the children's pastor, for f*cks sake! What the hell?!
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Declared by That kid sitting in the back on Sunday, February 10, 2008
say his last name otherwise people will think its meeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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Declared by andrew on Thursday, June 4, 2009
i hope you fall into a deep hole the hell im not the 1 who nocks you to the side of the path on tuesdays you arse.
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Declared by billy morris on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
It made me feel like a piece of SHIT!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
dear brian,
here is some advice, do not tell me that your interested and ask me on a date and flirt with me ,and then get back with your ex the next da.
kthxsby
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Declared by sheashea on Monday, June 6, 2011
BSNL bastards ! Kill those line men especially ! Fat pigs ! cant even fu*k their wives ! Such pathetic assholes !
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 20, 2011
These little would-be dog fighters have been pitting their ferocious mutts against each other for the past few days. You don't know annoying till you've seen / heard two ankle biters yipping and nipping at each other for hours on end. Oh well, I guess it's just part of their culture.
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Declared by Dr.s on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I'd like to know who the ass clown is that decides when to paint lines on the road? Today, as I'm driving to work in pouring down rain, the yellow center line is running to the shoulder of the road, like shit running down your leg after a nasty SHART! My only thoughts are the environment as paint pools on...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007