Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND YOUR BIG ASS EGO AND YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE. FUCK YOU YOU BITCHING ASSFUCK. YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU BETTER LEARN SOME RESPECT YOU FUCKING BIMBO. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS YOU ASSHOLE AND I HOPE IT STAYS THAT WAY UNLESS YOU FUCKING CHANGE. FUCKING EGO...
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Declared by K on Wednesday, September 10, 2014
I'd like to know who the ass clown is that decides when to paint lines on the road? Today, as I'm driving to work in pouring down rain, the yellow center line is running to the shoulder of the road, like shit running down your leg after a nasty SHART! My only thoughts are the environment as paint pools on...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
HTML and CSS
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Why do we have to work when there are DAMN blazing fires right near here and the office is practically filled with smoke!!
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Declared by Alfred on Thursday, October 25, 2007
For takin over the world
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Break up with her already! She's a total bitch, she insults you all the time, and she's not even hot! haven't you realized that we have all pretty much stopped talking to you just because of your relationship with this turkey necked bitch? its over dude. You can't go out to bars anymore because of her, and...
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Declared by Bros Before Hos on Saturday, March 1, 2008
hypocritical assholes! you both piss me the fuck off. you cry when you find out that i' moving out in a year, and then accuse me of bullshit that isnt even true. fuck you both, and get your shit straight before you open your damn mouths.
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Declared by pissed off on Tuesday, September 8, 2009
The British mandate is over for decades now. Time to advance! Stop ordering innocent citizens to fill out over-complicated forms demanding old receipts and bank statements.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 28, 2010
why cant you stay away from your exes!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 13, 2010
nice to see you too. NOT
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Pisnami ot glupostite mu
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Declared by ABC on Monday, October 8, 2007
ARRRRRR!!!!!
i hate jazz and blues! it's the lowest form of music! people say it's sophisticated but it's just don't! stupid nigger music!
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Declared by marko on Sunday, October 21, 2007
Well done!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
A 'had on you for not showin me that neekid pic of your girl!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 20, 2008
He ruined fathers day by being a whiny little bitch, and the next time I see him, I feel like I might just end up beating the shit out of him.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 21, 2009
Fuckers! You almost killed me by selling me soy milk that has passed the expiry date!
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Declared by Anon on Saturday, January 24, 2009
Please come back with new episodes! I miss my car-i'll-never-be-able-to-afford-fix!
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Declared by CarFan on Sunday, September 13, 2009
Hey Asshole. You think you are so fucking smart don't ya? Well guess what dirt bag, you're not shit. Wanna play politics with me? You lost already dick head
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Declared by Jackie Jihad on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
You people are so full of it your breaths smell like it. JIHAD ON YOU ALL!
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Declared by faucfaux on Tuesday, May 8, 2012
just tell me why.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013