Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis boy is probably one of the world's future fame hungry monsters. I KNOW THIS because he loves the attention. Keep talking Kaliop because thats all the fame you'll ever have. Your high school label.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Stupid Dinosaurs! What's up with your massive bodies of terror and your tiny little brains? All you guys do is run around being all big and stomping on things. You think you're all popular with the ladies because of Jurrasic Park, but guess what? That movie came out AGES ago. Get OVER it. No one cares...
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Declared by Dinosaur Hater on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare Jihad on you!
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Declared by Omar Qazi on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I am waging Jihad against you for your accent and because it's Deddie, Jesson!
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Declared by A Big Jew on Monday, October 8, 2007
For takin over the world
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 25, 2007
May your dick fall off painfully and may you go broke, you piece of shit, deadbeat dad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 25, 2008
Fuckers! You almost killed me by selling me soy milk that has passed the expiry date!
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Declared by Anon on Saturday, January 24, 2009
You cheated me and tried to destroy me. I was kind to you
For that may you suffer 1000 papercuts!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 13, 2009
I think I love you.
Tell you? I can't.
Hold it in? I don't think I can.
"You keep me from falling apart"
I want to be in your grasp forever.
You're all I need.
I never though I could move on from the last person but then I met you and I got myself together and picked up the pieces that were shattered...
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Declared by LFSJ on Thursday, September 10, 2009
One million Jihads to you and your family! KAHSHEEE! Kabul!!!!! Nainanajah!
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Declared by Kabul on Thursday, June 9, 2011
for not spending time w. my lovely luscious lady leah!
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Declared by moo@witty.com on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Hey Asshole. You think you are so fucking smart don't ya? Well guess what dirt bag, you're not shit. Wanna play politics with me? You lost already dick head
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Declared by Jackie Jihad on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
ive had it with your attitude. your lying cunty behavior. You expect everyone to know every little thing that is wrong with you and cater to your bullshit. Well fuck you cunt!! I have had it with you! You lie to everyone about me to make yourself look in the right. You say I am the one that needs to mature?...
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Declared by someone you know on Tuesday, July 22, 2014
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND YOUR BIG ASS EGO AND YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE. FUCK YOU YOU BITCHING ASSFUCK. YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU BETTER LEARN SOME RESPECT YOU FUCKING BIMBO. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS YOU ASSHOLE AND I HOPE IT STAYS THAT WAY UNLESS YOU FUCKING CHANGE. FUCKING EGO...
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Declared by K on Wednesday, September 10, 2014
You're corndog-based nastiness has gone too far! I'm declaring Jihad against you and your deepfried beliefs.
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Declared by Capt. Jihad on Monday, October 8, 2007
Walkers Shortbread huh? Wankers Shortbread more like. Piss poor working conditions, pay and the people there absolutely suck.
So here is my Jihad for today, it definitely goes to that lot at Walkers for having shite for brains
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Declared by Les on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why shouldn't this guy get a Jihad on him? I mean, really... Why not?
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Declared by Teh Master on Monday, October 22, 2007
I DECLARE A JIHAD ON YOU AND YOURS! DIE FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAH!
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Declared by Aziz-Makbar Muhammad Jihad on Friday, November 7, 2008
Celebrities are stupid, uneducated, and immoral. They are not my role models. Only stupid people think they are and are incredibly pathetic. Go worship a cock statue. It will give you just as much pleasure.
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Declared by betterthanyou on Monday, November 30, 2009
BSNL bastards ! Kill those line men especially ! Fat pigs ! cant even fu*k their wives ! Such pathetic assholes !
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 20, 2011