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Declared by Imad on Sunday, April 11, 2010
dear brian,
here is some advice, do not tell me that your interested and ask me on a date and flirt with me ,and then get back with your ex the next da.
kthxsby
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Declared by sheashea on Monday, June 6, 2011
Stupid Dinosaurs! What's up with your massive bodies of terror and your tiny little brains? All you guys do is run around being all big and stomping on things. You think you're all popular with the ladies because of Jurrasic Park, but guess what? That movie came out AGES ago. Get OVER it. No one cares...
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Declared by Dinosaur Hater on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Crack Cocaine is a killer! makes people go Mad!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on full-grown QUIM
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Declared by ojjuror on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
The Soldiers of Allah (anti-Gay Regiment) Hath declared this Jihad upon thee for the following attrocities: Displaying ineracial and homosexual picsations and/or images on your computer screen so that they may be viewd by those are who are not gay in so that you might poison their minds as yours is...
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Declared by Nathan on Thursday, November 1, 2007
Just one question.
Have you seen the WoW episode of South Park?
You are the fat guy. You are the fat guy. You wipe the chips off your bulbous gut b/c you ARE THE FAT GUY!!
I just hope they don't ever delete your characters or something. Suicide is a nasty thing. And when you devote as much...
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Declared by The guy waiting to get on the computer on Sunday, February 10, 2008
This is only to let you know that when you shot an innocent human being whom you do not know but only because a fucken bastard told you to do it your are an animal who is working in the American troops in Iraq who does not deserve to live anymore..but after you know that your stupid president is an...
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Declared by A human being has a mind on Sunday, September 21, 2008
Jihad on you, you miserable cocksucker. I fucking hate you for being such a lazy self centered loser pig who never learned how to treat women and talks shit about my best friend because she wants nothing to do with you, she knows what a fucking worthless piece of shit you are! Now that your miserable...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 18, 2009
Dear lady next door, THANKS A FUCKING LOT for calling my parents saying i had sex with him... i dont know how you fuckin know... i was in my house im my room.. peeping tom much? i think soo!! well anywho thanks for causing fuckin hell on my life.. the whole damn neighbor hood knows cause u cant...
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Declared by mad person on Friday, May 7, 2010
Why won't you just leave me and my friends alone. we haven't done anything to you.
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Declared by HATER000 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Someone had to.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For willful destruction of other players.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
The Dallas Mavericks are probably the sorriest team in the NBA.
They've got a two-bit owner, they're choking dogs in the playoffs, and man, their fans really need to buy a brush and get a haircut.
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Declared by Doug on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Allah commands me to ask the Ayatollahs to grant my jihad against all those "Apple Fanboys" who would negatively rate my earlier jihad against Steve Jobs for "excessive emotional duress" I had to endure trying to get his inferior product installed and working correctly. Praise Allah-Death To Infidels!
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Thursday, October 11, 2007
ARRRRRR!!!!!
i hate jazz and blues! it's the lowest form of music! people say it's sophisticated but it's just don't! stupid nigger music!
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Declared by marko on Sunday, October 21, 2007
I declare a Jihad on Benjy
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Declared by Dov on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH?!?
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Declared by Ashley on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Listen up, and listen good you good for nothing son of a man-whore. Leave her the fuck alone. Why don't you go find someone you're own age and leave her alone. She's only 13 and you want to fuck her already? Disgusting PIG! JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Mr. Anon on Sunday, February 21, 2010
I never asked for any form of romance. I never wanted love. There some people in this world that are'nt meant for love and I knew from the begining that I was one of them. But you convinced me otherwise and I was foolish enough to believe you. I let you raise my hopes so high and then I catch you with her!?...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 15, 2011