Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI think my female friend is not happy with my male friend contacting me first about an event. Somehow I think she likes him. I dont like him that way. He's a friend. I dont mind if they end up together.
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Declared by erterte on Sunday, July 10, 2011
THIS IS JIHAD! We want a re-count!
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Declared by TeamboxEmmelie on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
I FUCKING HATE GAY EMOS AND I WISH THEY WERE ALL DEAD.
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Declared by ilya on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You freaking monopoly maniac!
Yeah, yeah i know i can able to use 100 Mbps internet for only 100$ a month when i'm in the coffin. And i know, that time i'm still have to pay for telephone subscription which i never use!
I just want good internet, low pings, high bandwidths, low costs!
Hate you...
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Declared by anti-t-t on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
"May the Lord smite all the enemy nations and devour the entrails of their virgin children while laying waste to their crops and fields and rendering their cities desolate. Praise be to the Lord."
You're the children's pastor, for f*cks sake! What the hell?!
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Declared by That kid sitting in the back on Sunday, February 10, 2008
Did I or did I not tell you that alot of people have followed me onto that website! LOL!
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Declared by werwer on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Her songs are so catchy! I can't stop listening and as soon as I do stop I can't get it all out of my head.
It's impossible for me to study or concentrate in my classes because I'm too busy tapping my foot and reciting the words to "Bossy" to myself.
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Declared by Tab on Monday, September 17, 2007
Wer Kompost verkauft, gehört in die Hölle gebombt
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Declared by Malte on Monday, October 8, 2007
Bam Roasted
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Declared by Meg on Thursday, May 7, 2009
I hereby declare a motherfuckin Jihad on that bloody cursed piece of shit, where I gotta go and waste my bloody time!!!!!!!!! Down you'll go when I'm done!!!!! I'm gonna flatten you piece of shit!!! and all of you cocksucking lecturers!!!!!! WAAAAAHHAHAHA
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Declared by Pissed Student on Thursday, January 14, 2010
You are a pompous ass who is holding this country hostage for your own personal gain and to make a selfish, childish point. May your testicles wither so that no one but you be forced to bear the shame of the violence you seek to do to this country.
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Declared by Heather on Sunday, July 24, 2011
I call jihad on you only because you have declared it on all of us. Weren't able to go revel in the hole in the ground at Ground Zero, were you, candyass?
You think I don't know you plan to nuke my ass here in D.C. just as soon as you have one working that you can smuggle in? Well F*** you and the camel...
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Declared by Mighty Mighty G-Man on Monday, September 24, 2007
Pisnami ot glupostite mu
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Declared by ABC on Monday, October 8, 2007
For emailing your ex girlfriend, going to a bar every Sunday for a month without telling me, keeping a random hook-up's number in a cell phone you got after we started dating and constantly not telling me or straight out lying about a certain smoking recreation that you have.
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Declared by a on Thursday, February 7, 2008
I declare jihad on you scam artist piece of shit mother fuckers I hate you.I can't believe I worked for this jackoff place the manager bill was a fucking asshole always yelling at people actting like he was tough fuck you pussy.If people go to the one on baltimore pike in middletown township next to...
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Declared by Me on Monday, March 3, 2008
overrated spreader of sick diseasefilled "idees'"of life. bitch...
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Declared by Derish on Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Kudos to you BITCH for dating my ex now! Good luck trying to give better head than I do!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 20, 2012
Why won't you just leave me and my friends alone. we haven't done anything to you.
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Declared by HATER000 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Screw all you drivers who drive really slow while cutting me off when I'm merging into traffic!!
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Declared by Jimbo on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Too many idiots in the world today
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 3, 2007