Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDIE MUTHAFUCKAAAAAS!!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE UGLY PRESENTATIONS ANYWAYS!!!
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Declared by FlyingChicken on Sunday, September 5, 2010
One million Jihads to you and your family! KAHSHEEE! Kabul!!!!! Nainanajah!
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Declared by Kabul on Thursday, June 9, 2011
nice to see you too. NOT
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Thanks for fucking up, BITCH!!!
And thanks for the recession too....
Hope u have a nice time with ur jew buddies in hell....
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Fuck the media!! They ruin peoples lives!!! they can trip over a fucking pebble
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Declared by mofo37 on Monday, August 3, 2009
How the fuck did DMB end up in my iTunes?
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Declared by Unk on Monday, September 10, 2007
you gripey old biddies! Hope you get laid before I come back in monday.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 27, 2007
FU for putting me in a middle seat in the last row in a seat that doesn't recline on a cross country flight. Add that to freaking canceled flights, long delays, lost luggage and that farce they call security. I hate flying, the TSA and this whole industry. Bring on high speed train and teleportation!
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Declared by Xtian666 on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Why is Kismat not favoring me?
Why do I have to struggle for everything...?
Why does everybody else get things with less effort?
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Declared by Shyamali on Sunday, December 23, 2007
I hate you for everything you made me go through. I hate myself even more for letting it get to me so much. But on top of all these, I think I'm glad for the way things turned out, and I'm hopeful for the way things are turning out, and I look forward to what might be coming my way in the future. So good...
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Declared by Blah on Sunday, March 9, 2008
WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH?!?
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Declared by Ashley on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
It made me feel like a piece of SHIT!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
I hereby declare a motherfuckin Jihad on that bloody cursed piece of shit, where I gotta go and waste my bloody time!!!!!!!!! Down you'll go when I'm done!!!!! I'm gonna flatten you piece of shit!!! and all of you cocksucking lecturers!!!!!! WAAAAAHHAHAHA
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Declared by Pissed Student on Thursday, January 14, 2010
Fuck all you rich, bratty, preppy, racist, drug addled motherfuckers at vestavia high school, you are all going nowhere in life because your mentality is that sports and trucks are more important than learning...not like any learning could be done there with all the old fucktard hags you call teachers, I...
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Declared by Gothking on Saturday, April 11, 2015
Someone had to.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You have some nerve mocking an American hero. Keep to the issues and stop knocking McCain for living the American dream!
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Declared by Blue on Friday, August 22, 2008
JIHAD ON YOU! I loved you and now you have a boyfriend? Thanks for ruining my life.
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Declared by Crazy-Stalker-Chick on Friday, August 7, 2009
THE SUN GOES DOWN
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You piece of fucking shit.
CON ARTIST I hope you lose all business fucking faggot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 4, 2007
Must you prolificate zeitgeists? Fueling the propoganda machine in the opposing direction is what yur doing! Stoppit now!
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Declared by Weyserhymen on Monday, October 8, 2007