Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou are one piece of disgusting shit, your sneakiness and lies make me want to hurt you.
I hope someone beats you up, shaves off your eyebrows, rapes you, cuts off your balls, rolls you in a carpet and thows you in a dumpster.
I HOPE YOU DIE A MISERABLE DEATH YOU HORRIBLE, CRUEL, ABUSIVE MAN.
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Declared by K on Thursday, October 14, 2010
I call jihad on you only because you have declared it on all of us. Weren't able to go revel in the hole in the ground at Ground Zero, were you, candyass?
You think I don't know you plan to nuke my ass here in D.C. just as soon as you have one working that you can smuggle in? Well F*** you and the camel...
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Declared by Mighty Mighty G-Man on Monday, September 24, 2007
I declare Jihad on you!
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Declared by Omar Qazi on Sunday, October 7, 2007
All the fuckwit motorists who have reaction times measurable in minutes and a five degree field of view while driving. Manslaughter is still a long jail time you fucking retards, so get some fucking situational awareness.
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Declared by every competent driver and cyclist on Monday, October 8, 2007
Durka Durka Durka ... Muhummad ... Jihad!
This is for Fat Tony, and he deserves a Jihad due to his lack of "Fat" and his name not even remotly being Tony...
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Declared by MH... on Monday, October 8, 2007
wantcha go fuck yer self
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 1, 2008
fucking jihad on you, you stupid fucking morons! does it really take so much fucking effort to flush the fucking toilet so you don't and fucking break the fucking sinks instead!!! fuck you!!!
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Declared by the fucking kid who had to fucking pee but fucking couldn't because the fucking toilets were fucking filled with other people's fucking shit on Friday, February 20, 2009
i hope you fall into a deep hole the hell im not the 1 who nocks you to the side of the path on tuesdays you arse.
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Declared by billy morris on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Heathrow 'Express', I jihad you with your own shitty slow wireless while I sit waiting to move the last 100 fucking metres into Paddington and while five slow trains pass us. You fucks
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 12, 2010
You suck. thank you for making me wait for the whole night for your call, worrying what you are doing. You don't even bother to even send me a text to let me know where you are going. You think i'm a fool? Well, F you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 18, 2011
Too many idiots in the world today
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Terrorism must be stopped.
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Declared by Rachel on Monday, March 10, 2008
Stop attacking CHURCHES and religious people's rights to worship as they have for centuries! That's why our founding fathers came to this country, you dumb fucks, to worship freely without some dumb fuck to dictate what is right and wrong. You want to know what's right and wrong? Go consult GOD. He'll tell...
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Declared by inyourface on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
I declare a jihad on you horsey people who give your kids (aka Spawn of Satan) horses at 11 years old and send them out as some kind of jihad against the ordinary public. Your spawn of Satan have no control over these horses and are a danger to society at large.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU RUNESCAPER !
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Declared by Elmi on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
there is no one i hate more than this fucking girl. you figure that when you are positive that this one person is pure evil, then you would stay away. but no. somehow i became good friends with this cunt sent straight for hell and she continuously is a raging bitch. there is not a thing she loves more than a...
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Declared by female in bitch mode on Sunday, March 23, 2014
you gripey old biddies! Hope you get laid before I come back in monday.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 27, 2007
What the hell is up with this ugly bitch? Who made the decision to put her awkward, nasty face on television? Is she having trouble reading the cue cards or are the unnatural pauses between words just the way botched abortions speak? And what the hell is up with her eyes? Is that a little-known side-effect...
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Declared by Gary on Thursday, August 7, 2008
Jihad on you, you insufferable wannabe. I hate your repulsive knitwearing guts with a passion more passionate than the passion with which the positive pole of a magnet hates the negative pole of another magnet. I despise your sunset photography and your fake accent and your obnoxious self-presentation, and,...
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Declared by IT's dedicated groupie on Thursday, December 9, 2010
Fuckers
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007