Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Dov on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I hate you for everything you made me go through. I hate myself even more for letting it get to me so much. But on top of all these, I think I'm glad for the way things turned out, and I'm hopeful for the way things are turning out, and I look forward to what might be coming my way in the future. So good...
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Declared by Blah on Sunday, March 9, 2008
Thanks for fucking up, BITCH!!!
And thanks for the recession too....
Hope u have a nice time with ur jew buddies in hell....
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Your pack of shrewd yet sadistic trolls inspires torpidity-inducing rage on an order that I have never experienced before. I am canceling my plans for the weekend and launching an online campaign to dismantle your evil empire one disgruntled serf at a time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 4, 2011
Just about everyone from Texas sucks (it's a fact).
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Declared by Jay on Monday, October 8, 2007
are gay
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Declared by Gay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Well done!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
You win every bet that we make, goddamnit. At least the redsox won. Jihad on you for taking my money!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
Jihad on you, Erik Taylor for all the lies you tell. The majority of what comes out of your mouth is a lie.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 18, 2010
your mind is thinking wrong.
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Declared by aLJar3d on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
stand up paddlers belong in waikiki only!!! stay out of everyones way...go away
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hokm e Jahad Aleihe Vahid khan e Nazemi!
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Declared by David on Monday, December 17, 2007
He ruined fathers day by being a whiny little bitch, and the next time I see him, I feel like I might just end up beating the shit out of him.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 21, 2009
curse you for your shit Arabic television.
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Declared by Imad on Sunday, April 11, 2010
And to those of you who feel the need to post updates of your kid’s potty training every 21 fucking minutes, FUCK YOU. I could care less if Jr took a shit on your bed, your god damn living room floor, or in your future x-girlfriend’s ovaries. Maybe if you kept your animals on a leash you would know where...
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Declared by Jesus on Friday, February 25, 2011
Hey Republican cuntface? How'd you like ot have a transvaginal probe shoved up your sorry ass you dumb face bitch?! JIHAD ON YOU YA GOP CUM GULPER!
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Declared by sH000fly on Saturday, May 26, 2012
For opening a container clearly marked "human remains" stirring them with her finger and spilling the ashes of a mans grandfather then laughing about it.
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Declared by John on Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Tim Ireland is a useless low-life with nothing to do all day but annoy other people. Go to hell, Tim.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
We developers are declaring Jihad on you for smacking one of our number with the door.
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Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007
for being a big homo, who likes the brown and eats cheedar cheese on crumpits... you big fag!
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Declared by butters on Tuesday, October 23, 2007