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Declared by Zach on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Wer Kompost verkauft, gehört in die Hölle gebombt
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Declared by Malte on Monday, October 8, 2007
Pisnami ot glupostite mu
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Declared by ABC on Monday, October 8, 2007
21st century muslims!!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hearby put a jihad on the sea monkeys fantasy football team...the most overrated team in ffl history!!!
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Declared by You know who I am on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
The Dallas Mavericks are probably the sorriest team in the NBA.
They've got a two-bit owner, they're choking dogs in the playoffs, and man, their fans really need to buy a brush and get a haircut.
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Declared by Doug on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
For takin over the world
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Stop spamming me you retarted fuckcunt.
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Declared by fuck barrey abu on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
I DECLARE A JIHAD ON YOU AND YOURS! DIE FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAH!
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Declared by Aziz-Makbar Muhammad Jihad on Friday, November 7, 2008
It made me feel like a piece of SHIT!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
You, the guy who is supposed to be our advocate in the face of an unreasonable and inflexible sponsor. Fuck you.
We follow your advice, the sponsor gets pissed, and you don't say a god damn word about it, you just sit there all smug and amused while we take an ass chewing. Now I am informed of a bullshit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Why shouldn't this guy get a Jihad on him? I mean, really... Why not?
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Declared by Teh Master on Monday, October 22, 2007
Hokm e Jahad Aleihe Vahid khan e Nazemi!
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Declared by David on Monday, December 17, 2007
Why is Kismat not favoring me?
Why do I have to struggle for everything...?
Why does everybody else get things with less effort?
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Declared by Shyamali on Sunday, December 23, 2007
this site eats them
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Declared by ass on Saturday, November 22, 2008
Fuckers! You almost killed me by selling me soy milk that has passed the expiry date!
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Declared by Anon on Saturday, January 24, 2009
for not spending time w. my lovely luscious lady leah!
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Declared by moo@witty.com on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
for being a big homo, who likes the brown and eats cheedar cheese on crumpits... you big fag!
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Declared by butters on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
overrated spreader of sick diseasefilled "idees'"of life. bitch...
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Declared by Derish on Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Fuck the media!! They ruin peoples lives!!! they can trip over a fucking pebble
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Declared by mofo37 on Monday, August 3, 2009