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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits for delivering this devil called IPOD SHUFFLE to me in such a deteriorated state that it was possessed by all manner of devils and spells. I had to spend two hours updating software and running reset utilities in order to finally get this beast to work....
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Stop spamming me you retarted fuckcunt.
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Declared by fuck barrey abu on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
For emailing your ex girlfriend, going to a bar every Sunday for a month without telling me, keeping a random hook-up's number in a cell phone you got after we started dating and constantly not telling me or straight out lying about a certain smoking recreation that you have.
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Declared by a on Thursday, February 7, 2008
You have some nerve mocking an American hero. Keep to the issues and stop knocking McCain for living the American dream!
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Declared by Blue on Friday, August 22, 2008
When I was beheaded, my claim was denied.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Tim Ireland is a useless low-life with nothing to do all day but annoy other people. Go to hell, Tim.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Please come back with new episodes! I miss my car-i'll-never-be-able-to-afford-fix!
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Declared by CarFan on Sunday, September 13, 2009
It made me feel like a piece of SHIT!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
I hereby declare a motherfuckin Jihad on that bloody cursed piece of shit, where I gotta go and waste my bloody time!!!!!!!!! Down you'll go when I'm done!!!!! I'm gonna flatten you piece of shit!!! and all of you cocksucking lecturers!!!!!! WAAAAAHHAHAHA
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Declared by Pissed Student on Thursday, January 14, 2010
Why won't you just leave me and my friends alone. we haven't done anything to you.
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Declared by HATER000 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
You've gone to the dark side friend, and we miss you. Ditch the macintrash and come back to the light... or surely the end will come to you.
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Declared by Mark on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hokm e Jahad Aleihe Vahid khan e Nazemi!
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Declared by David on Monday, December 17, 2007
I DECLARE A JIHAD ON YOU AND YOURS! DIE FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAH!
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Declared by Aziz-Makbar Muhammad Jihad on Friday, November 7, 2008
Thanks, you big fat animal. Thanks for hunting and killing a rabbit. Thank you for proceeding to bring it up onto the deck, later to destroy, and spread the joy around for Derek and I to pick it up.
I hate you, my dog.
I now have a homemade rabbit foot.
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Declared by Kristin on Sunday, September 16, 2007
יא הומו
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Declared by Dor on Monday, October 8, 2007
Seriously, what the fuck. When I look at you in a bar and we make eye contact, that's a go for me. You're already on the "fuck me" bandwagon and you want to go a little faster. So when I walk over to you and say, "Hello," and you scoff, don't get all butthurt that I hit you in the face. You sent the wrong...
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Declared by Creep on Saturday, August 2, 2008
This is only to let you know that when you shot an innocent human being whom you do not know but only because a fucken bastard told you to do it your are an animal who is working in the American troops in Iraq who does not deserve to live anymore..but after you know that your stupid president is an...
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Declared by A human being has a mind on Sunday, September 21, 2008
Thanks for fucking up, BITCH!!!
And thanks for the recession too....
Hope u have a nice time with ur jew buddies in hell....
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Why does my husband insist on being friends with idiots? I feel so alone whenever he is with his friends, because his friends are so fricken dumb, not the kind of people I would ever want to associate with! Today after work I came home and felt like I could barely talk to him about my day, the fact that it...
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Declared by Amanda on Thursday, February 7, 2013
Greedy, no good, wretched trollop of a bitch. Letting me wonder into this insidious blood-sucking, nonstop aching, drawn-out, wasteful, piece of shit education. YOU'RE GOing to Fuck me out of my last goddamn fucking class after 4 years of abuse??!?!?!! FUCK YOUR FACE. DIE in a fucking fire. I don't need your...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2012