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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact info"May the Lord smite all the enemy nations and devour the entrails of their virgin children while laying waste to their crops and fields and rendering their cities desolate. Praise be to the Lord."
You're the children's pastor, for f*cks sake! What the hell?!
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Declared by That kid sitting in the back on Sunday, February 10, 2008
I hereby declare a motherfuckin Jihad on that bloody cursed piece of shit, where I gotta go and waste my bloody time!!!!!!!!! Down you'll go when I'm done!!!!! I'm gonna flatten you piece of shit!!! and all of you cocksucking lecturers!!!!!! WAAAAAHHAHAHA
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Declared by Pissed Student on Thursday, January 14, 2010
Did I or did I not tell you that alot of people have followed me onto that website! LOL!
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Declared by werwer on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
I FUCKING HATE GAY EMOS AND I WISH THEY WERE ALL DEAD.
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Declared by ilya on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Wer Kompost verkauft, gehört in die Hölle gebombt
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Declared by Malte on Monday, October 8, 2007
saaale bahut bolta hai tu....
isliye jihad karta hoon tere against
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Declared by rakesh on Monday, October 15, 2007
overrated spreader of sick diseasefilled "idees'"of life. bitch...
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Declared by Derish on Tuesday, May 19, 2009
JIHAD on you Freaks and Geeks for distracting me from my work. With your awkward boys and cute girls. How am I ever supposed to get anything done.
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Declared by RedBull243 on Saturday, September 12, 2009
THIS IS JIHAD! We want a re-count!
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Declared by TeamboxEmmelie on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits for delivering this devil called IPOD SHUFFLE to me in such a deteriorated state that it was possessed by all manner of devils and spells. I had to spend two hours updating software and running reset utilities in order to finally get this beast to work....
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Thanks for fucking up, BITCH!!!
And thanks for the recession too....
Hope u have a nice time with ur jew buddies in hell....
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
I think I love you.
Tell you? I can't.
Hold it in? I don't think I can.
"You keep me from falling apart"
I want to be in your grasp forever.
You're all I need.
I never though I could move on from the last person but then I met you and I got myself together and picked up the pieces that were shattered...
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Declared by LFSJ on Thursday, September 10, 2009
Jihad on Jen, for betraying the way of Nature for a few dollars more…
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Declared by Daniel on Thursday, December 31, 2009
Kudos to you BITCH for dating my ex now! Good luck trying to give better head than I do!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 20, 2012
Greedy, no good, wretched trollop of a bitch. Letting me wonder into this insidious blood-sucking, nonstop aching, drawn-out, wasteful, piece of shit education. YOU'RE GOing to Fuck me out of my last goddamn fucking class after 4 years of abuse??!?!?!! FUCK YOUR FACE. DIE in a fucking fire. I don't need your...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2012
The Papyrus typeface. it's just awful.
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Declared by James on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate you motherfuckers!
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Declared by me on Monday, October 22, 2007
The New World Order is decadent!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 4, 2007
For emailing your ex girlfriend, going to a bar every Sunday for a month without telling me, keeping a random hook-up's number in a cell phone you got after we started dating and constantly not telling me or straight out lying about a certain smoking recreation that you have.
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Declared by a on Thursday, February 7, 2008
I hate you for everything you made me go through. I hate myself even more for letting it get to me so much. But on top of all these, I think I'm glad for the way things turned out, and I'm hopeful for the way things are turning out, and I look forward to what might be coming my way in the future. So good...
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Declared by Blah on Sunday, March 9, 2008