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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSeriously, what the fuck. When I look at you in a bar and we make eye contact, that's a go for me. You're already on the "fuck me" bandwagon and you want to go a little faster. So when I walk over to you and say, "Hello," and you scoff, don't get all butthurt that I hit you in the face. You sent the wrong...
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Declared by Creep on Saturday, August 2, 2008
wantcha go fuck yer self
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 1, 2008
JIHAD ON YOU! I loved you and now you have a boyfriend? Thanks for ruining my life.
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Declared by Crazy-Stalker-Chick on Friday, August 7, 2009
you are a fucking douche
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Declared by pretty on Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Jihad on you !!! You loudmouthed pig suffering from the mental delusion that you are good at everything !! you suffer from verbal diarrhea and dont respect others privacy....because of you i had to spill out all the beans and now risk being jinxed....you are bitch ! you are an idiot ! you are a boastful loud...
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Declared by employee on Thursday, May 3, 2012
You people are so full of it your breaths smell like it. JIHAD ON YOU ALL!
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Declared by faucfaux on Tuesday, May 8, 2012
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits for delivering this devil called IPOD SHUFFLE to me in such a deteriorated state that it was possessed by all manner of devils and spells. I had to spend two hours updating software and running reset utilities in order to finally get this beast to work....
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
The New World Order is decadent!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 4, 2007
Bob you made a lot of people unhappy. I hope you step in a bag of flaming doggie doo and don't have a stick anywhere around to get it off...you insulent bastartd.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 29, 2007
God, I have to write 750 words! In one day! And do everything else too! FUCK!
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Declared by PESSED OUF! on Monday, December 14, 2009
I declare jihad on you. You've lied to me too many times to count, given me an STD, and hit me. I hate you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 13, 2010
Greedy, no good, wretched trollop of a bitch. Letting me wonder into this insidious blood-sucking, nonstop aching, drawn-out, wasteful, piece of shit education. YOU'RE GOing to Fuck me out of my last goddamn fucking class after 4 years of abuse??!?!?!! FUCK YOUR FACE. DIE in a fucking fire. I don't need your...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2012
You're genetically altering the food of the entire world. You're responsible for the suicides of farmers in India who can't afford your seeds and pesticides after the previous year of your crops failed. You have the US Government by the balls. You lost a lawsuit to an American farmer and appealed it all the...
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Declared by Jennifer on Monday, April 1, 2013
When I was beheaded, my claim was denied.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
The Soldiers of Allah (anti-Gay Regiment) Hath declared this Jihad upon thee for the following attrocities: Displaying ineracial and homosexual picsations and/or images on your computer screen so that they may be viewd by those are who are not gay in so that you might poison their minds as yours is...
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Declared by Nathan on Thursday, November 1, 2007
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
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Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
What is your problem dude? You had the opportunity to hang with an amazing guy, and you blew it by deciding to get fucked up drunk with your friends!
I hope your friends will keep you company in rehab...and I hope that you eventually figure out that you're nowhere near as good looking as you think you are.
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Declared by Marc on Sunday, October 7, 2007
you are bald
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Declared by Scott on Sunday, October 7, 2007
FUCK THE POLICE!!
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Declared by Fuck Bush Too on Monday, October 8, 2007
The Papyrus typeface. it's just awful.
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Declared by James on Monday, October 8, 2007