Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you !!! You loudmouthed pig suffering from the mental delusion that you are good at everything !! you suffer from verbal diarrhea and dont respect others privacy....because of you i had to spill out all the beans and now risk being jinxed....you are bitch ! you are an idiot ! you are a boastful loud...
Continue reading»
Declared by employee on Thursday, May 3, 2012
you are SO annoying. your ridiculous comments and know it all attitude make me want to strangle you over and over and over. you also look like a bulldog. please close your mouth, nobody wants to hear your long ridiculous stories about nothing. SHUT UP!
Continue reading»
Declared by Astrid on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Thanks, you big fat animal. Thanks for hunting and killing a rabbit. Thank you for proceeding to bring it up onto the deck, later to destroy, and spread the joy around for Derek and I to pick it up.
I hate you, my dog.
I now have a homemade rabbit foot.
Continue reading»
Declared by Kristin on Sunday, September 16, 2007
You've gone to the dark side friend, and we miss you. Ditch the macintrash and come back to the light... or surely the end will come to you.
Continue reading»
Declared by Mark on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why do we have to work when there are DAMN blazing fires right near here and the office is practically filled with smoke!!
Continue reading»
Declared by Alfred on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Bam Roasted
Continue reading»
Declared by Meg on Thursday, May 7, 2009
Thanks for fucking up, BITCH!!!
And thanks for the recession too....
Hope u have a nice time with ur jew buddies in hell....
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
JIHAD ON YOU RUNESCAPER !
Continue reading»
Declared by Elmi on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I swear to god if he keeps yelling swerve or swag or swagfag near me again im going to fucking rip his spine out thru his asshole and fucking beat him to death with it
Continue reading»
Declared by Khalifa Bin Afzal Al Jiradh on Thursday, April 18, 2013
are gay
Continue reading»
Declared by Gay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Nuff Said.
Continue reading»
Declared by Hater on Friday, October 12, 2007
The New World Order is decadent!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 4, 2007
Why is Kismat not favoring me?
Why do I have to struggle for everything...?
Why does everybody else get things with less effort?
Continue reading»
Declared by Shyamali on Sunday, December 23, 2007
No I won't come over for a fucking goodnight kiss when I can't even sleep over! Do you know how much gas costs!? You'd better-you're frickin' Middle Eastern! And furthermore, work was done at 6, soccer was done at 8, why the fuck are you calling me at 10?
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 17, 2008
This is 2009. We shouldn't need to be reading about an old ideology and listening to it in order to conduct our lives. We shouldn't be believing in imaginary people in the sky who created everything when we're figuring out what actually happened through science. Throw away your religions and join the...
Continue reading»
Declared by Proud Atheist on Thursday, August 6, 2009
why cant you stay away from your exes!!!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 13, 2010
My mom told me to clean my room yesterday. Okay, Mom, I can’t today because I have a shit’s worth of homework. I’ll do it tomorrow. Fine, tomorrow, she says. I come home today with a shit’s worth and a half of homework and my room is stormed. My mom thought it would help me the fuck along if she just...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 16, 2010
Fuck you
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 10, 2012
Always W,C,B,U,M :)
Continue reading»
Declared by Hoobal on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop being such a cuntface! I know you don't dig me as a boyfriend and all but do you have make me feel like a shitbag by insulting me in class every goddamn day IN ADDITION to turning me down when I asked you out? How did I even like you? Go eat a bag of dicks you fucking slut! your stomach is a water well...
Continue reading»
Declared by Irate and Lonely on Monday, December 3, 2007