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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWe developers are declaring Jihad on you for smacking one of our number with the door.
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Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007
I'm not interested in your calls. I do not pay monthly fees so you will feel free to call me and screw my mind with your offers. And please do your homework, and check if I'm married before suggesting that you talk to my wife.
The TV show I was watching when you called is way more important than your...
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Declared by Fuck all telemarketers on Friday, November 2, 2007
You suck, dudes. You suck bigtime. Your fucking bloated software crashed my system. Your software is loaded with adware. And finally, I have to pay for this shit. Stick it up your ass, PopCap.
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Declared by unhappy gamer on Sunday, January 13, 2008
You have some nerve mocking an American hero. Keep to the issues and stop knocking McCain for living the American dream!
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Declared by Blue on Friday, August 22, 2008
What the hell is up with this ugly bitch? Who made the decision to put her awkward, nasty face on television? Is she having trouble reading the cue cards or are the unnatural pauses between words just the way botched abortions speak? And what the hell is up with her eyes? Is that a little-known side-effect...
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Declared by Gary on Thursday, August 7, 2008
Jihad on you !!! You loudmouthed pig suffering from the mental delusion that you are good at everything !! you suffer from verbal diarrhea and dont respect others privacy....because of you i had to spill out all the beans and now risk being jinxed....you are bitch ! you are an idiot ! you are a boastful loud...
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Declared by employee on Thursday, May 3, 2012
For opening a container clearly marked "human remains" stirring them with her finger and spilling the ashes of a mans grandfather then laughing about it.
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Declared by John on Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
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Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
יא הומו
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Declared by Dor on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on my friend Max Saatchi for not not returning my call modderfucka!!!
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Declared by Jeff on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Nuff Said.
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Declared by Hater on Friday, October 12, 2007
food at hillel
dp for vp
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Declared by ilana on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Stop being such a cuntface! I know you don't dig me as a boyfriend and all but do you have make me feel like a shitbag by insulting me in class every goddamn day IN ADDITION to turning me down when I asked you out? How did I even like you? Go eat a bag of dicks you fucking slut! your stomach is a water well...
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Declared by Irate and Lonely on Monday, December 3, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU, YOU WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PIECE OF SHIT!
I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A TRAIN THREE TIMES IN A ROW YOU UN-AMERICAN PIECE OF SHIT!
NOT ALL OF THE TROOPS ARE SOCIOPATHS! I DARE YOU TO SAY WHAT YOU SIAD TO THE FACE OF ONE OF THE TROOPS! GO AHEAD BIG MAN, YOU'RE SO OTUGH AIN'T YA?
YEAH I...
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Declared by mEAN on Saturday, August 11, 2012
I declare Jihad on Kate for not keeping in touch with me lately.
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Declared by Rachel on Friday, October 12, 2007
I will start praying that you be awarded hell for your sins
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Declared by zaiyed on Monday, November 19, 2007
I declare a Jihad on Benjy
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Declared by Dov on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
God, I have to write 750 words! In one day! And do everything else too! FUCK!
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Declared by PESSED OUF! on Monday, December 14, 2009
curse you for your shit Arabic television.
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Declared by Imad on Sunday, April 11, 2010
I am starting to see just how fake some people can be!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2011