Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoStop being such a cuntface! I know you don't dig me as a boyfriend and all but do you have make me feel like a shitbag by insulting me in class every goddamn day IN ADDITION to turning me down when I asked you out? How did I even like you? Go eat a bag of dicks you fucking slut! your stomach is a water well...
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Declared by Irate and Lonely on Monday, December 3, 2007
You have some nerve mocking an American hero. Keep to the issues and stop knocking McCain for living the American dream!
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Declared by Blue on Friday, August 22, 2008
JIHAD ON YOU RUNESCAPER !
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Declared by Elmi on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 10, 2012
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
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Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
you are SO annoying. your ridiculous comments and know it all attitude make me want to strangle you over and over and over. you also look like a bulldog. please close your mouth, nobody wants to hear your long ridiculous stories about nothing. SHUT UP!
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Declared by Astrid on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Fuckers
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
When I was beheaded, my claim was denied.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are the biggest whore ever, and everyone knows it but you. You would literally have sex with anyone, even my friends, just because you feel like it, without any regard for my feelings. You use people for alcohol and sex. Honestly, you are nowhere near as pretty as you think you are and will never achieve...
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Declared by Ray on Friday, March 25, 2011
FUCKING DICKHEADS THE LOT OF THEM
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Declared by ROSS on Monday, December 19, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU, YOU WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PIECE OF SHIT!
I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A TRAIN THREE TIMES IN A ROW YOU UN-AMERICAN PIECE OF SHIT!
NOT ALL OF THE TROOPS ARE SOCIOPATHS! I DARE YOU TO SAY WHAT YOU SIAD TO THE FACE OF ONE OF THE TROOPS! GO AHEAD BIG MAN, YOU'RE SO OTUGH AIN'T YA?
YEAH I...
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Declared by mEAN on Saturday, August 11, 2012
EVERYTHING IS HARD
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Jihad on you for not assisting on our sales info business meeting this afternoon!
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Declared by The avenger on Monday, October 8, 2007
I really hope you die you fat lazy pig. You hurt me more than anything. Now I realize why nobody likes you. Good riddence!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 31, 2009
you are not FUCKING straight edge or hardcore cough cough cough
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Declared by MR X on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
This is 2009. We shouldn't need to be reading about an old ideology and listening to it in order to conduct our lives. We shouldn't be believing in imaginary people in the sky who created everything when we're figuring out what actually happened through science. Throw away your religions and join the...
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Declared by Proud Atheist on Thursday, August 6, 2009
JIHAD ON YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS!!!
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Declared by MO on Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Being gay
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Why Do You Paint By Number? You Bastard and Pevert! I asw a Booger on One of Your Paintings!!!!
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Declared by Forlorn Cougar You Won't Bang. on Saturday, February 23, 2013
you are bald
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Declared by Scott on Sunday, October 7, 2007