Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare my Jihad on the creators of the Code of Conduct for Bloggers, and on BAM, "Bloggers against Music". I'll also leave my Jihad open to other initiatives I come across in the future.
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Declared by Dutchboy on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
The Ar-mega-don cometh! Allah akbar!
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Declared by Wang Chung on Friday, October 12, 2007
tease
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 30, 2009
...who fail to appreciate my awesome self, leading to an utter lack of sex
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Declared by Frustrated Chump on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare Jihad on Kate for not keeping in touch with me lately.
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Declared by Rachel on Friday, October 12, 2007
you stupid bitch. you're such a lying hypocrite you believe your own incredibly inane bullshit. congratulations. you're 40, guys won't come near you with a 10 foot pole, you have one friend, and most people just think you're sad. PEOPLE PITY YOU! so stop fucking judging everyone, get a grip and LIVE...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
For emailing your ex girlfriend, going to a bar every Sunday for a month without telling me, keeping a random hook-up's number in a cell phone you got after we started dating and constantly not telling me or straight out lying about a certain smoking recreation that you have.
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Declared by a on Thursday, February 7, 2008
food at hillel
dp for vp
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Declared by ilana on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Bob you made a lot of people unhappy. I hope you step in a bag of flaming doggie doo and don't have a stick anywhere around to get it off...you insulent bastartd.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 29, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU, YOU WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PIECE OF SHIT!
I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A TRAIN THREE TIMES IN A ROW YOU UN-AMERICAN PIECE OF SHIT!
NOT ALL OF THE TROOPS ARE SOCIOPATHS! I DARE YOU TO SAY WHAT YOU SIAD TO THE FACE OF ONE OF THE TROOPS! GO AHEAD BIG MAN, YOU'RE SO OTUGH AIN'T YA?
YEAH I...
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Declared by mEAN on Saturday, August 11, 2012
All the fuckwit motorists who have reaction times measurable in minutes and a five degree field of view while driving. Manslaughter is still a long jail time you fucking retards, so get some fucking situational awareness.
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Declared by every competent driver and cyclist on Monday, October 8, 2007
You play in the PAC 10. You have no conference championship game. You have been overrated since 2002. Now shut the hell up. FUSC.
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Declared by LSU on Monday, October 15, 2007
You're late for a movie at the cinema which you don't want to miss. You ram the gas pedal at the red lights just to get there before it starts only to find out, THAT THERE ARE TEN THOUSAND ADS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE??
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Declared by Cum Sponge Bob Square Asshole on Friday, February 1, 2008
You are a pompous ass who is holding this country hostage for your own personal gain and to make a selfish, childish point. May your testicles wither so that no one but you be forced to bear the shame of the violence you seek to do to this country.
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Declared by Heather on Sunday, July 24, 2011
Fucking whiny asshole
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 29, 2012
Jaidin? wth he doesn't even like you so get over him, he and Ikanau are perfect
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Declared by BITCH#1 on Saturday, July 14, 2012
Pisnami ot glupostite mu
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Declared by ABC on Monday, October 8, 2007
are gay
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Declared by Gay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I'm not interested in your calls. I do not pay monthly fees so you will feel free to call me and screw my mind with your offers. And please do your homework, and check if I'm married before suggesting that you talk to my wife.
The TV show I was watching when you called is way more important than your...
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Declared by Fuck all telemarketers on Friday, November 2, 2007
OMG! Don't fucking marry Pooca you insolent queer. I bet you're gay! ARGH! why are you engaged? You don't want to be! GGRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007