Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by MO on Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
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Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
EVERYTHING IS HARD
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I'm sure you make enough money that you don't need to charge me for rescheduling my appointment. Your office is ugly and disorganized and you need to turn your hearing aids up. How are you supposed to be a therapist when you can't even understand what your patients are saying, you geriatric mess? Your breath...
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Declared by Rebecca on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
why don't u guys just marry each other....
get it over with.. ya punks
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I will start praying that you be awarded hell for your sins
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Declared by zaiyed on Monday, November 19, 2007
You're late for a movie at the cinema which you don't want to miss. You ram the gas pedal at the red lights just to get there before it starts only to find out, THAT THERE ARE TEN THOUSAND ADS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE??
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Declared by Cum Sponge Bob Square Asshole on Friday, February 1, 2008
I am starting to see just how fake some people can be!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2011
People are following me on the internet. Its annoying!
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Declared by someone on Saturday, June 4, 2011
What is your problem dude? You had the opportunity to hang with an amazing guy, and you blew it by deciding to get fucked up drunk with your friends!
I hope your friends will keep you company in rehab...and I hope that you eventually figure out that you're nowhere near as good looking as you think you are.
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Declared by Marc on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Cause he touched his bum
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Declared by Jamie Sweeney on Friday, January 11, 2008
Hey Bitch. Who da new man in yo life. Ya goning to fuck him up like you fucked me up! You slimey Ho Bitch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
your so fucking boring.... and dad get the fuck off your fat jewbag asshole you fucking nobcheese. and mum dont remind me of homework when im having a good time. im gonna fucking go and ruin my life just to make you dissapointed and you can shove your education and youre pocket money up youre ass coz i will...
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Declared by matt on Sunday, September 12, 2010
oyeeeee....gandi bachi for not tellin me stuff dat u ought to ......i declare jihad on u!!!!hahahahahahah.....RIP
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Declared by guess guess!!!! on Thursday, December 6, 2007
Watch your back, High school is going to end and what will you have left? How we all wished the stars would align for you...
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Declared by -A- on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
I DON'T KNOW
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
THE SUN GOES DOWN
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
YOU ARE SO FUCKED UP. INCONSIDERATE, HEARTLESS AND JUST DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU MAKE OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. FUCK OFF FOR LIFE!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 9, 2014
you are bald
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Declared by Scott on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stupid looking little cars that sneak up on you and try to silently run you over...
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Declared by Mark G on Monday, October 8, 2007