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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by MR X on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
those teachers especially the italian teacher who doesn't know what to do with us and when he gets angry he start laughing at once telling you he's serious and plays the idiot by givinh you a report. One thing i'll tell which describes him "L'insegnante va all'fuoco"
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 18, 2010
JIHAD ON YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS!!!
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Declared by MO on Tuesday, April 19, 2011
I'm sure you make enough money that you don't need to charge me for rescheduling my appointment. Your office is ugly and disorganized and you need to turn your hearing aids up. How are you supposed to be a therapist when you can't even understand what your patients are saying, you geriatric mess? Your breath...
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Declared by Rebecca on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
you are bald
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Declared by Scott on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Hate the interface, hate the navigation and hate the damn ads... Wost email ever.
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Declared by Fuscienne on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
fuck your freedom fuck your statues fuck your democracy if it makes you like this ......you do not deserve to live among human beings....this is the American justice.....this will be in return someday i swear....
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Declared by does not matter on Sunday, September 21, 2008
This is 2009. We shouldn't need to be reading about an old ideology and listening to it in order to conduct our lives. We shouldn't be believing in imaginary people in the sky who created everything when we're figuring out what actually happened through science. Throw away your religions and join the...
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Declared by Proud Atheist on Thursday, August 6, 2009
IMMA KILL YOU WITH SCHOOL MATERIAL !
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
WTF!? Us students will not focus in class because we are struggling to understand you two or you assume your notes are helpful but not really. Yet you both get so pissed from the the class not taking you seriously cause you don't realize that. And because of that you don't bother answering questions from...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Being gay
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
The Ar-mega-don cometh! Allah akbar!
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Declared by Wang Chung on Friday, October 12, 2007
I really hope you die you fat lazy pig. You hurt me more than anything. Now I realize why nobody likes you. Good riddence!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 31, 2009
I DON'T KNOW
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Why is it that people don't keep to their bloody left on escalators. Stop hogging the right-lane and let people in a rush USE IT.
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Declared by Anonymous Coward on Sunday, October 7, 2007
your so fucking boring.... and dad get the fuck off your fat jewbag asshole you fucking nobcheese. and mum dont remind me of homework when im having a good time. im gonna fucking go and ruin my life just to make you dissapointed and you can shove your education and youre pocket money up youre ass coz i will...
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Declared by matt on Sunday, September 12, 2010
For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Matthew 16:26
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 17, 2011
Damned fucking liar.
A jihad on you for attempting to hide your true right wing tendancies, a jihad on you for conning the public into "moving on" from the rape and pillage of our country that your party was responsible for.
And a jihad on you for your horrible, stage-managed "eco-trainers".
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Declared by Mrs T on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
You're late for a movie at the cinema which you don't want to miss. You ram the gas pedal at the red lights just to get there before it starts only to find out, THAT THERE ARE TEN THOUSAND ADS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE??
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Declared by Cum Sponge Bob Square Asshole on Friday, February 1, 2008
We have one child already, yet she still wants more as if one can not make her happy! ICALL A JIHAD ON HER!!! AND HER HEADACHE INDUCING NONSENSE!!!
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Declared by Jed on Sunday, January 3, 2010