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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI HATE YOU
YOU STUPID TERRORIST. GO BLOW UP A BUILDING OR SOMETHING
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Declared by Cole Tucker on Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Why do politically correct social justice warriors get off on bossing everyone around, while calling people who don’t want to be dominated “asshats”? Why do politically correct social justice warriors who allegedly support freedom of speech ironically want to stamp out freedom of speech?
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 9, 2015
I hate the person that came up with the expression, "you get what you pay for" because they're so damn right.
However in my line of work, I get what my boss pays for, which in most cases leaves me with pieces of shit I have to train, who barely know their own ass from a hole in the ground!
Why can't he...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Jihad on Jihad! Why do I have to deal with all these Jiahdists. I'm so tired of hearing about them. If only they strapped themselves with popcorn instead of bombs and walked up and down the stairs in stadiums all over the country. My how nice that would be.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
to all people who walk seven abreast along London streets in rush hour - I jihad yo ass
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Declared by suds on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop harassing my girlfriend!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
you suck and do not deserve to win. i hope the sox kill you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I need this tool, to use, thanks.
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Declared by vamco on Friday, November 9, 2007
You will burn in Allah's hell for your crimes against humanity!!!
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Declared by Pakesh on Wednesday, February 25, 2009
It's so f#cking stupid to get into truble because you happent to be forgetfull I mean we are all human we forget sh*t I have insurance but just not on me so whats the big deal!!!!! What happens now that I got this riddiculaslly large ticket and have to pay it but can't pay my car insurance????? doesent make...
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Declared by Jim on Monday, December 1, 2008
For being a complete dick!!!! I declare a Jihad on you. Grow UP!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 13, 2009
really? you're going to make a wiki for trolling people? you have got to be the stupidest, most backward hick pieces of shit I've ever seen. news flash: YOU. ARE.NOT.FUNNY. JUST. STUPID. die in a fire please.
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Declared by red jacket on Tuesday, November 24, 2009
you evil person
i put a jihad on u
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Declared by jihad man on Sunday, November 14, 2010
I just want some damn privacy!
O.K. it may be 'your house' despite it being a flat but I fucking visit you on weekends. I love you but you really piss me off. When you're acting like a dick but I turn out to be the damn villain.
And whenever I leave my laptop on the couch does not give you an invitation...
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Declared by Your SON on Sunday, January 2, 2011
So I didn't see the "no spray deodorant sign". You could have brought it to my attention politely. Instead you exploded like a nuclear warhead. Keep coming to yoga class - you need to calm down.
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Declared by Jacques Lacan on Saturday, August 29, 2015
What was a supposed to do? He was so upset he no longer wanted to live ("I want to stay awake until I die.") Plus, you know, your argument was hella stupid. Okay? Sometimes you need to tell someone who's only friends with YOU. Talking to someone stuck in the middle is grounds for disaster, especially when...
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Declared by That bad motherfucker who you can't trust. on Monday, June 18, 2012
stop, please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
made my week absolute HELL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Nigger. 8========D ~~~ your face, JEW!
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Declared by 8======D on Thursday, December 12, 2013
fuck you for trying to kill yourself after everything and you leave me a one sentence goodbye.. no.. fuck you..
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Declared by mom on Sunday, December 10, 2017