Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoRörrrörörörörör, manitou's axe upon thee, heretic, and may evil spit on thy window anytime soon.
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Declared by Vuksipallero X on Sunday, October 7, 2007
no more of your unearthly tunes please!
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Declared by devil boy on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dirty White Boys !!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Randy you are a worthless neighbor. For over two years you have been a real pain in the butt. So I am declaring Jihad on you until you move away.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, October 8, 2007
For not visiting me in Leipzig until NOW!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007
You fuckers deserve to die of piles. You peddle your shite games to unsuspecting punters who pay good money expecting a product that works only to find that it's just utter, utter dog shit.
You hide behind forums and helpdesk systems knowing that there's no way a normal person can understand what the fuck...
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Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007
Cause you touch yourself at night!
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Declared by Max on Monday, December 17, 2007
Why? Why is it that you are the only string that ever goes horribly out of tune? Do you crave attention? Do you HAVE to be different? It doesnt make sense, you're the only one thats ever difficult.
Heres a Jihad on you, "B"itch String!!
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Declared by MichaeleahciM on Sunday, February 10, 2008
When your children lend good advice, don't disregard it simply because they're your children. Being older doesn't make you smarter, it just means your closer to the age where it's time to start wearing diapers once more. Jihad!!!
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Declared by Allah's disciple on Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Shut the hell up! I don't want to know how great your new Apple iMac or if the iPod is the best thing since sliced bread. I don't NEED someone telling me what products to use. Why don't you search for "Apple" on this site and see how many jihads against Apple got the thumbs down! Mother fuckers. Seriously,...
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Declared by Fuck Apple on Saturday, August 23, 2008
For lying about having a further maths A level
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Declared by Louise on Wednesday, December 14, 2011
I am Steven Coltart, the CEO of programmer.net and owner of many unmoderated forums such as Bad Harvest and Jihad on You.
A particular employee of mine, SaraAdmin, has been continually disrespecting me. She has posted several rants about me on this site and is disobeying the ADMINISTRATIVE CODE. As such,...
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Declared by SteveAdmin on Sunday, January 20, 2013
I fucking hate you. You're the reason this family has problems. And yes you *are* indeed an idiot. Don't you EVER fucking come to me wondering why I don't talk to you or why I don't want to be around you. DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME TO CHANGE! *YOU* FUCKING CHANGE YOU SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A FATHER! HOW can you...
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Declared by Mary on Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Where did this guy vincent eugene martz egor come from? everyone here in mcconnellsburg and surrounding areas and yes even employers,his family and no wonder for what he did to his family also hate this guy. How does this well hated egor vincent e martz exist or survive it has to be a miracle so many want...
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Declared by freddy on Wednesday, September 14, 2016
I can't unwrap anything these days without a 20-minute fight with this crap. They never provide any easy way to open it, so you have to tear through it, trying not to slice yourself wide open with the jagged edges it creates. Who thought this stuff up? Is it so cheap to use that you're willing to cut your...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 23, 2007
Let it be known all zionist printers will know the wrath of allah
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Declared by derka on Monday, October 29, 2007
FC Porto: Leaked Phone Taps Proof in Major Corruption Scandal
http://www.youtube.com/user/tripulha
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 21, 2010
Fuck off. Stop bitching about that joke. Do you even know what the heck a joke is? Gosh, grow up! Don't be such a stupid freak.
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Declared by cjsn on Tuesday, September 21, 2010
JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING THE MOST UNHELPFUL AND USELESS TEACHER OF ALL TIME. MAY THE SQUIRRELS YOU STUDY DESTROY YOUR HOME AND TURN YOU INTO A FOOD SOURCE.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 6, 2012
LOL! Those poser guys who think they’re real “tough guys” with their supposed Hollywood film “connections” and their so-called “contacts” with both the police and shady criminal types might show up there tonight, swaggering around while bragging about “kicking a-s-s” with their “bad-a-s-s...
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Declared by Anon. on Saturday, April 11, 2015