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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
I declare holy Jihad on project managers who write the new specs for software they have not even bothered to use.
Wo xi wang ni man man si, dan kuai dian xia di yu!
(yes I am learning to curse in Mandarin so they don't know what I am saying :)
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Declared by verminator on Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Excuse me!!! But I never requested a windshield cleaning service, so don't start cleaning it!!!
Get lost instead!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 1, 2008
JAQLA ZOKK TAL BAMBOO GO SORMU..
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Declared by UNKNOWN on Sunday, January 17, 2010
God, hasn't anyone ever told you to quit being such a heinous fucking cunt?! You are a disgrace to anyone with a vagina, you bitch so much. CHILL THE FUCK OUT, life's too short to be a horrible person to everyone in the world.
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Declared by Customer Service on Thursday, October 20, 2011
Fuck off. Stop bitching about that joke. Do you even know what the heck a joke is? Gosh, grow up! Don't be such a stupid freak.
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Declared by cjsn on Tuesday, September 21, 2010
You suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 15, 2011
So I didn't see the "no spray deodorant sign". You could have brought it to my attention politely. Instead you exploded like a nuclear warhead. Keep coming to yoga class - you need to calm down.
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Declared by Jacques Lacan on Saturday, August 29, 2015
So glad that people want to Jihad you. You mean, selfish, cold blooded jerk. why do people hate you so much that they love you. Do us good and just dissappear.
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Declared by PomisBITCH on Saturday, April 21, 2012
FUCK YOU!!!! I fucking hate your stupid, fat assed, ugly, lying face you back stabbing BITCH!!!! You are totally pathetic! You think you are smarter than everyone else but yet you let that cock sucking, gold digging whore that is married to your eldest brother play you like a fucking fiddle!!!! You make...
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Declared by Lady Justice on Thursday, March 20, 2014
Loser nerdy types with a comically snobbish attitude who screened a dumb film falsely advertised as grindhouse, when it was nothing more than a cheap ripoff of Rob Zombie - minus Rob Zombie's talent and wit. Don't bother
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Declared by on Thursday, May 25, 2017
Dirty White Boys !!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For not visiting me in Leipzig until NOW!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fry you smell bad and you get better powaz than I do in WoW... I declare my jihad on you biatch!
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Declared by Gitsnik on Friday, October 12, 2007
I can understand not letting people smoke in the buildings, but banning outdoor smoking is absurd.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
why? BC i can!!
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Declared by NissoMan on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Я объявляю джихад неадекватным админам форума, страдающим христианозом головного мозга в терминальной стадии.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Isn't it common knowledge that you stand on the right and walk on the left?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 20, 2009
I may not be the smartest person in the world, but Im certainly not the dumbest! Im sick of you! All of you! Assuming that I know nothing when you anything yourself! I cant ask or say anything without it being broadcast to the other two! Im sick of this! Im sick or everything! I wish all of you, everything,...
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Declared by Mair on Monday, February 21, 2011
L is starting to piss me off. All she does is gossips. Hello!! I know who you are. Firstly, you had an eye job. I also think you've had a nose job. Your nose looks kind of fake. And I also think you're lips look unnaturally large. Yeah. You look like you've had alot of work done on your face. I know for a...
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Declared by dgsdfgs on Sunday, July 10, 2011