Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoRandy you are a worthless neighbor. For over two years you have been a real pain in the butt. So I am declaring Jihad on you until you move away.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your love of Jake
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Declared by Ed on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Why? Why is it that you are the only string that ever goes horribly out of tune? Do you crave attention? Do you HAVE to be different? It doesnt make sense, you're the only one thats ever difficult.
Heres a Jihad on you, "B"itch String!!
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Declared by MichaeleahciM on Sunday, February 10, 2008
Все Унылое гавно должно быть уничтожено!!!
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Declared by ыуь on Thursday, August 21, 2008
I have asked the Imams for a thousandfold jihad on the stupid@$$ voters who called their congressmen and told them to vote against this "bailout" package. You STUPIDLY think it is about bailing out FatCat CEO's and people who don't deserve it. What about me, the little guy? I'm not rich, and I'm getting...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Monday, September 29, 2008
My cock is disappointing, and so is yours! Too small in length, too thin in girth! A waste of time.
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Declared by Dick Koch on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Power Point, I hate you. Your animations are weak and no one wants to see that shit.
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Declared by Roman on Wednesday, November 25, 2009
To mrs c , fuck you and the rice bowl you crawed out of .wrking for you is a joke.just to let you know I am moving on to better places hope your business sinks like the titanic .
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 26, 2010
Get your fucking priorities in line! You're what, 15, 18, 21? And all you can think about is finding some fuckin' disrespectful punk to focus on instead of improving yourself and learning to love YOURSELF first. You spend all your time crying about or searching for some fuck-tard who's just lookin' to get...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 4, 2013
I may not be the smartest person in the world, but Im certainly not the dumbest! Im sick of you! All of you! Assuming that I know nothing when you anything yourself! I cant ask or say anything without it being broadcast to the other two! Im sick of this! Im sick or everything! I wish all of you, everything,...
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Declared by Mair on Monday, February 21, 2011
For lying about having a further maths A level
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Declared by Louise on Wednesday, December 14, 2011
You are a rickety poon weasel foetus
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Declared by An child on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
So what if you don't do drugs? This world still sucks a big time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 18, 2014
Where did this guy vincent eugene martz egor come from? everyone here in mcconnellsburg and surrounding areas and yes even employers,his family and no wonder for what he did to his family also hate this guy. How does this well hated egor vincent e martz exist or survive it has to be a miracle so many want...
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Declared by freddy on Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Shame on you Jesse for pretending to care about the people. All you care about is chicken parm and marijuana!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
for being computer science major.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 4, 2007
These damn moths have invaded our building and are everywhere... further more a 'moth expert' is now telling us this should last for 7-10 days!!!
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Declared by Hodge on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Top.net.mk objavuva "Jihad" na Pop ne kulturata vo Makedonija
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Declared by top.net.mk on Monday, October 8, 2007
Cause you touch yourself at night!
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Declared by Max on Monday, December 17, 2007
Wankstain of a teacher @ the shittiest skool in teh south
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Declared by 4 chan party van on Friday, November 2, 2007