Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Omar Qazi on Sunday, October 7, 2007
ALALALALLALA
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
your stampies all belong to me
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You've gone to the dark side friend, and we miss you. Ditch the macintrash and come back to the light... or surely the end will come to you.
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Declared by Mark on Monday, October 8, 2007
We've toyed with the indfidels long enough...let there arrogant swagger do them in. We've sent the locusts once against the Yankees...May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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Declared by Red Sox Nation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
incompetence shall not be tolerated
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 7, 2007
I hear all of the stupid shit heads out there saying that going to a school that is not a state school is a waste of time and will ruin your life. A degree is a degree and I'm gonna get a job anyway so leave me the fuck alone you lame ass future cubical prairie dogs.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
We dated for 2 years and then you dumped me because I was to clingy. You stupid cunt it was because we were lovers at that point and I'm sure anyone would do the same. Now you are dating my "friend" and being the stupidest, worst couple to hang out with. Despite thinking everything is going so great,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
I can' believe what some people get away with, yet you do not hold them accountable. You fire and lay off your best people while others call off drunk, steal from you and scream with rage in the workplace!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009
Jihad on your Arab TV!!!
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Declared by Hasan Tariq Omar Doodar on Friday, March 26, 2010
You are one piece of disgusting shit, your sneakiness and lies make me want to hurt you.
I hope someone beats you up, shaves off your eyebrows, rapes you, cuts off your balls, rolls you in a carpet and thows you in a dumpster.
I HOPE YOU DIE A MISERABLE DEATH YOU HORRIBLE, CRUEL, ABUSIVE MAN.
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Declared by K on Thursday, October 14, 2010
Asshole. You ate the whole damn dark chocolate easter bunny that was given to me as a gift by my mom. If you had asked for some, I would have gladly shared, buy you had to eat the whole damn thing before I got to even TRY it. You are a twat of epic proportions...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 1, 2011
your mind is thinking wrong.
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Declared by aLJar3d on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Ascii Art
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Declared by Ayaz on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
allaaahüüekbeeeer
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Declared by kakao on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Putting aside the theme parks and the tourists, Orlando is one of the shittiest places I've ever lived. The people, the (lack of) culture, and the (lack of) good food! And could they have a decent gay club for crying out loud!
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Declared by Brian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
We developers are declaring Jihad on you for smacking one of our number with the door.
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Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007
For throwing a bottle at me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
say his last name otherwise people will think its meeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
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Declared by andrew on Thursday, June 4, 2009
Karlo Zanki will be buffed out permanently
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Declared by Smitty Yagermanjenson on Monday, March 12, 2012