Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Omar Qazi on Sunday, October 7, 2007
A jihad upon you for writing buggy code
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Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
Yo' rödfirre firre!
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Declared by Anton on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey Alex,
FYI there is a holy war on your ass now. This is for being the GAYEST person alive and not apologizing to god and your parents every day for being so gay. Jihad upon you.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on Australian ISP's. You provide horrid plans with horrid speed. Jihad on you (especially optus) for creating bullshit plans. 20gb for $99 a month? get fucked
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
sue briggs is evil making her creepy plans in the somerset basement at all hours of the night trying ways to bring more immorality to civicus and screw as many people as possible
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
You are so crappy you never have the things that i need and you charge me way too much for your stupid merchandise. Jihad on you Foo!
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Declared by Student on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Hey ASSHOLE. Still scratching with the chickens? C'mon down here to Jamaica and help me with these bitches. They are fucking my brains out. I really need some of your Viagra to keep up like you do. Man, you should see the goosebumps on these broads when they come out of the water, naked too!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 26, 2008
Never in the history of skankdom has such a despicable whore rolled out of a puss-soaked bed as LRS. This trollop is a cock-sucking homewrecker. There is absolutely nothing she won't put in her mouth and blow on. She is a tease, a tramp, a delight to the ides (of March - she's best at stabbing in the back...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 5, 2009
hypocritical assholes! you both piss me the fuck off. you cry when you find out that i' moving out in a year, and then accuse me of bullshit that isnt even true. fuck you both, and get your shit straight before you open your damn mouths.
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Declared by pissed off on Tuesday, September 8, 2009
jihad
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Declared by allah on Friday, May 6, 2011
Selfish fucking ignorant pices of shit. You ask for my opinion and then just shoot it down, why ask for it then? You like some place and then my opinion is invalid, well FUCK YOU. I hope you're happy because my mum has took on YOUR advice if the shoes was on the other foot it would be different. Don't sit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
why does society believe that it can conform everybody to its standrards?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Putting aside the theme parks and the tourists, Orlando is one of the shittiest places I've ever lived. The people, the (lack of) culture, and the (lack of) good food! And could they have a decent gay club for crying out loud!
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Declared by Brian on Sunday, October 7, 2007
This is the last time I lend you loo roll, just for you to stink out the bathroom.
Certainly worths a Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Joe,
I am disappointed that you have not been returning my phone calls. As a direct result of your actions. I have declared a jihad on you.
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Declared by Johnny Ruhlen on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For eating small children
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007
You are going down!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
Jihad on all penguins for their abuse of cuteness to secrectly control your minds, i have seen through this and have established the Organized Resistance of Cuteness Abused, or A.K.A O.R.C.A THE ORRCA WILL EXTICNTIZE PENGUINS
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Emily, praise Allah that he sent me a vision last night in the midst of my drunken stupor that revealed the innermost workings of your maniacal brain. This morning, with head pounding due to the prior night's overindulgence, I spoke with the mullahs regarding you. They agreed that you are an idiot!
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Declared by Omar The Dummy on Tuesday, April 28, 2009