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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou're, for the most part, an awesome friend. But when I'm getting back into the dating scene, the last thing I need to hear from you is you making comments about my upcoming date that don't matter to me, but still put me in a foul mood because we get into a debate over it and I get annoyed at you. You're...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 13, 2011
You are one piece of disgusting shit, your sneakiness and lies make me want to hurt you.
I hope someone beats you up, shaves off your eyebrows, rapes you, cuts off your balls, rolls you in a carpet and thows you in a dumpster.
I HOPE YOU DIE A MISERABLE DEATH YOU HORRIBLE, CRUEL, ABUSIVE MAN.
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Declared by K on Thursday, October 14, 2010
Jihad on you, you fat son of a bitch. I can't believe god actually made a worthless piece of shit like you. A block of wood is more productive than you, atleast it can build something up. Why don't you just do us all a favor, and kill yourself in a fucking pit of flaming bears.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Gooooooooood this is a waste of time! I say "uh-huh, yep", but I'm thinking SHUT THE FUCK UP! If it's not important to me, please don't say it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Joe,
I am disappointed that you have not been returning my phone calls. As a direct result of your actions. I have declared a jihad on you.
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Declared by Johnny Ruhlen on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Next time you make changes to our persistence layer, make sure you test your changes before you commit...otherwise I'll buy you a helmet to wear in the office!
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Declared by S.R.Garcia on Friday, February 6, 2009
let me fucking drive, i don't want to be stuck here with your lame ass all day
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Declared by jman on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Im back on this site. Hehehehe! Nope, really going to stay away from that other forum. This time i mean it!! Its a death trap (figuratively speaking). Because so many people (i think) are on there. Gives girls more of a reason to talk about me. Anyways, I hope that internet troll on that other site follows...
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Declared by dfgsdfg on Saturday, July 9, 2011
I put a jihad on your for your insolence!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
While shaking my bottle of Tazo Organic Iced Tea -- glass broke at the base. Spilling iced tea all over my desk. Glass shards ended up in my keyboard. Damn you!
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Declared by n!ck on Monday, September 10, 2007
I welcome the work, but it would really be nice to be paid for previous work before you slap all these ridic demands on new work. Yes, you always paid in the past, but if you want quality and in a rush and you know I am pulling all nighters to do your shit, pay me!!!
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Declared by Angry web developer on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Hey Alex,
FYI there is a holy war on your ass now. This is for being the GAYEST person alive and not apologizing to god and your parents every day for being so gay. Jihad upon you.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
For the first time in my life I failed in something ..........
She hasnt even taken a single class the entire year......
How can she fail us when she herself knows lesser about EVS than a endemic endangered creature knows about reproduction .........
May she burn in green hell......
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Declared by Now-i-dont-give-a-rats-ass-bout-the-environment on Wednesday, November 21, 2007
For going to Boga lake without me!
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Declared by anik on Thursday, January 3, 2008
Hey assholes, been kissing Obama's ass again? Who ya sucking on now? All of you are a lot of shit eating lowdown, communist sympathizers. Still kissing ass just to keep your lowlife jobs. keep up the good work and keep eating shit.
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Declared by jodie on Tuesday, October 7, 2008
You have defied me for the last time . AHHHHHHHH
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Declared by harley on Wednesday, July 30, 2008
I declare jihad against all those text messaging psycho chicks who just can't put the damn phone down. In the car, while driving walking down the street, a hall, in the store. Get the F out of the way. No one cares that you are buying vitamin water. No one wants to know what you think. Put the phone...
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Declared by Big Sam on Sunday, August 24, 2008
THIs place is SHIT! the weather is SHIT the services is SHIT i am not PROUD to be an assholic countrymen of this SHITTY country. The womens here ARE DUMB ASS FUCKING blinded pieces of shits who would choose a fucking skinny drug vagina face over brad pitt. I Cant even sip a beer without these religious...
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Declared by motherfuckAARebel on Saturday, October 2, 2010
The guy i liked for two to three years is married. And quite recently. Ouch!
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Declared by dsfsdfaer on Saturday, July 16, 2011
Men who don't want to date me. The ones that just want to hit and quit.
'you" make me feel inadequate and like I will never find love. I'm amazing, and it is shitty no one I'm interested in is willing to find that out
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 23, 2013