Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy is it that when you like someone, they hate you back?
You can't face them since you don't want to ruin their life. JIHAD APON YOU FILTHY INFIDEL!!
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Declared by SweetieShareyMoonsugar on Wednesday, April 30, 2014
CUNT FACED PRICK JEFFERSON
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Declared by YOUR EX on Monday, June 15, 2015
For eating small children
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007
I declare jihad on YOU!!!
Every time I reach out with my arms wide open, you turn your face away from me like you don't fucking notice me. I'm NOT a rapist, I'm just a huggy person!! There's a difference you know.
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Declared by Huggy Person on Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Jihad on you, you insufferable wannabe. I hate your repulsive knitwearing guts with a passion more passionate than the passion with which the positive pole of a magnet hates the negative pole of another magnet. I despise your sunset photography and your fake accent and your obnoxious self-presentation, and,...
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Declared by IT's dedicated groupie on Thursday, December 9, 2010
Jihad on my stalker Tanya this and the last one is for you. Next I will put your whole name up.
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Declared by watching you watching me on Monday, August 8, 2011
For being an infidel and forsaking your soul on the unholiest of safaris.
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Declared by JDSP III on Monday, June 25, 2012
jihad
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
put on more simpsons and family guy
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
You have no idea how to do the things you pay me to do however you are consistently setting timeframes which are impossible to reach working an 8 hour day.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2007
WHAT THE FUCK is this website about, WHATS THE FUCKING POINT? Its just this little thing where you waste your time expressing your anger, but in reality it just makes you more angry than before. As soon as i heard about this i knew it was just all a piece of horseshit. Here's your holy war Jihad !
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Declared by puckyou on Sunday, October 7, 2007
jeebus motherfucking shit, I go in there, with my dad, both looking decent and these fucktards are too busy walking around wankering themselves than helping me. I WAS looking at a Toyota Tacoma morons, now, I'm going to the Mini Dealership where my dad went, into the burlap sack of violence with you!
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Declared by Mini Dude 32 on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
naser hejazi
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Declared by mojtaba jabari on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Dear parrents, you might have a good way to raise kids, and to learn them stuff, as others don't normaly would learn by their parrents.
BUT:
please, let us be a bit more free than this.
stop being so overprotecting about us, if you don't think we can take care of us selves(mature ->) then you probably...
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Declared by Elias on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
AL chino rata Fujimori deberían encerrarlo por una semana con tres negros aguantados... y después de eso ya lo pueden dejar libre.
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Declared by Tu Marido on Thursday, October 11, 2007
You are going down!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
For throwing a bottle at me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
"We'll be surprising the winner in their home town!"
Guess that rules out every single person who is watching the show right now, eh? At least, the ones who haven't already gotten a call from HG TV telling them that they've won so they can be in the right place for the oh-so-set-up and contrived...
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Declared by Jackie on Sunday, March 16, 2008
Erik Taylor, you are NOT a "nice guy" like you claim to be.
You are the opposite of a nice guy. You take advantage of others, you enjoy causing problems for others. You take out your anger on everyone. You're not nice, you're mean & cruel and you know it.
You are an violent, abusive asshole. You never...
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Declared by The Whore on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Fuck the media!! They ruin peoples lives!!! they can trip over a fucking pebble
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Declared by mofo37 on Monday, August 3, 2009