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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
there is no one i hate more than this fucking girl. you figure that when you are positive that this one person is pure evil, then you would stay away. but no. somehow i became good friends with this cunt sent straight for hell and she continuously is a raging bitch. there is not a thing she loves more than a...
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Declared by female in bitch mode on Sunday, March 23, 2014
FUCK YOU JAPAN!!!
Boycott japan!!!!!!!
never buy Japanese shit!!!!!!
fuck all japs!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 12, 2013
I'm BACK BITCHES!
This gonna be shorter than the other one.
what's better than a group of people as weird and as obesessed as you for someone famous? It's amazing because you say things you can do in public because apparently you are mad sick to your mind for liking someone that much.
But...
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Declared by WTFGirl on Monday, December 30, 2013
This is the last time I lend you loo roll, just for you to stink out the bathroom.
Certainly worths a Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Joe,
I am disappointed that you have not been returning my phone calls. As a direct result of your actions. I have declared a jihad on you.
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Declared by Johnny Ruhlen on Sunday, October 7, 2007
you're wasting all the fucking energy supply! I'm sure you are all the same guys who don't recycle anything and send truckloads of trash to the landfill, who think water is cheap, plentiful and miraculously comes to your faucet and who have no idea where the food you're eating is from or what it is. I'm sure...
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Declared by God on Monday, October 8, 2007
I like the good things in life but the good thing in life are hard to find, so now I have to find my new good thing that will do my work. You don’t actually expect for me to work, I might break a nail.
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Declared by Your one and only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
sue briggs is evil making her creepy plans in the somerset basement at all hours of the night trying ways to bring more immorality to civicus and screw as many people as possible
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Emily, praise Allah that he sent me a vision last night in the midst of my drunken stupor that revealed the innermost workings of your maniacal brain. This morning, with head pounding due to the prior night's overindulgence, I spoke with the mullahs regarding you. They agreed that you are an idiot!
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Declared by Omar The Dummy on Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Im back on this site. Hehehehe! Nope, really going to stay away from that other forum. This time i mean it!! Its a death trap (figuratively speaking). Because so many people (i think) are on there. Gives girls more of a reason to talk about me. Anyways, I hope that internet troll on that other site follows...
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Declared by dfgsdfg on Saturday, July 9, 2011
I declare a jihad on you horsey people who give your kids (aka Spawn of Satan) horses at 11 years old and send them out as some kind of jihad against the ordinary public. Your spawn of Satan have no control over these horses and are a danger to society at large.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2011
BUT I DON'T WANT TO
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
AARGH!!!!
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Declared by dfgd on Monday, October 8, 2007
We've toyed with the indfidels long enough...let there arrogant swagger do them in. We've sent the locusts once against the Yankees...May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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Declared by Red Sox Nation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
For the first time in my life I failed in something ..........
She hasnt even taken a single class the entire year......
How can she fail us when she herself knows lesser about EVS than a endemic endangered creature knows about reproduction .........
May she burn in green hell......
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Declared by Now-i-dont-give-a-rats-ass-bout-the-environment on Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Go fuck yourself Jay, keep your hands off Irene and put your thumb up your asshole. You've already got a girlfriend, fuck off you fucking asshole!
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Declared by RR on Thursday, March 12, 2009
Celebrities are stupid, uneducated, and immoral. They are not my role models. Only stupid people think they are and are incredibly pathetic. Go worship a cock statue. It will give you just as much pleasure.
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Declared by betterthanyou on Monday, November 30, 2009
Declaro la guerra contra la procrastinación porque me está volviendo loco el no tener ganas de hacer nada, de hecho, tengo que dejar esta jihad para más rato porque tengo que hacer otra cosa
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare Jihad on you!
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Declared by Omar Qazi on Sunday, October 7, 2007