Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Have you seen the WoW episode of South Park?
You are the fat guy. You are the fat guy. You wipe the chips off your bulbous gut b/c you ARE THE FAT GUY!!
I just hope they don't ever delete your characters or something. Suicide is a nasty thing. And when you devote as much...
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Declared by The guy waiting to get on the computer on Sunday, February 10, 2008
I didn't like muslims at all, but because of you i started to be in favour of them. Thank you, my little friend:}***
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Declared by VENGEANCE on Thursday, May 8, 2008
These motherfuckers are really pissing me off. They charge people more than they should pay for on their bill, blame every mistake on the computer, and guess what? My piece of donkey shit modem keeps dropping out.
Feel free to go wank yourselves, Optus.
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Declared by Optus SUCKS ASS on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
I declare jihad on YOU!!!
Every time I reach out with my arms wide open, you turn your face away from me like you don't fucking notice me. I'm NOT a rapist, I'm just a huggy person!! There's a difference you know.
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Declared by Huggy Person on Wednesday, April 8, 2009
God bless anyone who can fucking work on this! Even dual booting Ubuntu with it is a pain thanks to fucking Disk Management! What the fuck is an Unallocated Partition? Huh? Fuck you Microsoft! Make it clear what the fuck you're talking about! Shit, I just wanted to dual boot two OSes!
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Declared by Fuck The Name! on Monday, February 22, 2010
If I was a dude I would tell yall to suck my dick BITCH then tell your scheming gossiping no good miserable ass muthafuckas to hop off my dick skeet skeet on you hoes now thats your only warning shot besides the other 100's of cum stains on your lips. Suckadick ruin your lips on a dude after you hop off...
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Declared by youknowwhoyouare on Saturday, August 6, 2011
You want to call me a bitch, I dont care if your we were drunk motherfucker. The psychological jihad has started and your ass is cut off from my circle bitch. Im no longer your cousin freddy kruger looking faggot. I hope you turn homo when you go to state jail.
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Declared by Your 2nd Cousin on Saturday, February 18, 2012
For allowing thousands of Americans to be killed every year by illegal Mexican invaders. For encouraging millions of illegal Mexicans to invade this country every year by offering handouts and amnesties. For making it impossible for us to do our legally designated job of keeping our border secure. JIHAD...
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Declared by ICE Agents on the border on Thursday, October 4, 2012
FUCK YOU JAPAN!!!
Boycott japan!!!!!!!
never buy Japanese shit!!!!!!
fuck all japs!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 12, 2013
Why is it that when you like someone, they hate you back?
You can't face them since you don't want to ruin their life. JIHAD APON YOU FILTHY INFIDEL!!
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Declared by SweetieShareyMoonsugar on Wednesday, April 30, 2014
This pseudoscientific hack, also Cambridge Professor For The Public Misunderstanding of Science frequently starts rants on subjects about which he knows nothing. It is time for his perfidious arrogance to be brought to an end.
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Declared by Ptahhotpe on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey Alex,
FYI there is a holy war on your ass now. This is for being the GAYEST person alive and not apologizing to god and your parents every day for being so gay. Jihad upon you.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dear parrents, you might have a good way to raise kids, and to learn them stuff, as others don't normaly would learn by their parrents.
BUT:
please, let us be a bit more free than this.
stop being so overprotecting about us, if you don't think we can take care of us selves(mature ->) then you probably...
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Declared by Elias on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I want them all to burn in hell! If its not my family, its the leaches! Is it so wrong to want to be left alone for a moment!? The only place I get any privacy is my bathroom! I feel like Im suffacating! I can't do anything without their permision! I can't eat how I want, I...
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Declared by IvyGreen on Monday, August 9, 2010
You have the ugliest VW Rabbit in all of Arizona!!!
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Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, September 27, 2011
I put a jihad on your for your insolence!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
why does society believe that it can conform everybody to its standrards?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
jeebus motherfucking shit, I go in there, with my dad, both looking decent and these fucktards are too busy walking around wankering themselves than helping me. I WAS looking at a Toyota Tacoma morons, now, I'm going to the Mini Dealership where my dad went, into the burlap sack of violence with you!
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Declared by Mini Dude 32 on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For putting the company in a position to be sued even after it was pointed out to you twice.
A pox on all HR persons.
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Declared by Steve on Friday, October 12, 2007
"We'll be surprising the winner in their home town!"
Guess that rules out every single person who is watching the show right now, eh? At least, the ones who haven't already gotten a call from HG TV telling them that they've won so they can be in the right place for the oh-so-set-up and contrived...
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Declared by Jackie on Sunday, March 16, 2008