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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWELL! Everyone at my school is basically a chav and I am jihading everyone who thinks they're better than everyone else, everyone conceited and big-headed and arrogant and uncaring, people who cheat on you, the RAIN, people who are going to festivals this year 'cause i cant, people who get everything......
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Declared by Me on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Declaramos la guerra al manuel basicamente porque nos da la gana
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Does he need an intro? Hes a fucking douche bag, nuff said.
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Monday, October 8, 2007
They will take fees for anything you do on your account. They will upgrade your account to "premier" without clearly disclosing the fact that being a "premier" implies that you'll be paying higher fees. And their fucken customer support will drive you fucking CRAZY!!!
In 3 words: DON'T USE PAYPAL
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Declared by fuck paypal on Tuesday, December 4, 2007
fucking german USK!!
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Declared by germanuncutlover on Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Whoever came up with the idea that just because someone is dead you can help yourself to a large portion of whatever you think they were worth. I mean, just because the poor bastard is dead and can't argue the case, that's no justification for declaring you can have a large share of their stuff.
I mean...
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Declared by Gordon Brown on Monday, October 8, 2007
For being a dirty bastard who has violated the United States Constitutiion, drained the American people of money for the unholy war you are responsible for. You bastard! Go to hell!
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Declared by The People on Monday, October 8, 2007
By the age of ten, we all know right from wrong and what we are getting away with. Well, K*******- You are a spoiled, mean, demented little bitch and I would say it to your face if it wouldn't get me arrested. When you pulled your shit with my kid, the "talking to" that I gave you seemed to scare the shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
Fuck you and your stalling downloads.
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Declared by EagleYS on Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Stop referring me to other services to which I should register. Let me download immediately!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 6, 2017
You bought an iPhone because it was made by Apple and now are mad because Apple has decided that there arn't any more people buying their phones so they drop the price. What are you mad about? You already bought a phone that can't do much and over paid for it, and now you people are just publicly laughing...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007
Fuck you with your css hacks, fuck your DOM support, fuck your ActiveX, fuck your CSS3 support, fuck your events, fuck your compatibility. MSIE makes me sick. It really does.
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Declared by Angry web developers on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
we are angry students.we are angry because our teachers are very weird peoples.Realy weird peoples.Realy Realy Realy weird peoples.I think that is a reason to start a jihad on them.
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Declared by taylan on Thursday, June 12, 2008
I hate when my dealer doesn't pick up the phone for many hours@!#@!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm a lady who works very hard at staying slender, watching what I eat, so I don't need some fat broad and her wimp boyfriend at 24 Hour Fitness ridiculing me and making fun of me - I hope she keels over from a heart attack. Which is likely, since obesity can cut a person's life expectancy in half. It...
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Declared by slender chick on Sunday, January 14, 2018
How does filling in a bubble measure your intelligence when all the bubbles are possible 'best' answers and you give us only one choice?
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Declared by Pissed-off test-taker on Monday, March 10, 2008
BLOODY IMPERIALISTS!!! GET OUT OF MY CULTURE! D:
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Declared by Angry Myanmmar Person on Monday, October 8, 2007
hockey sucks!! enough with the stars and GD marty turco. he is gay, just like you.
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Declared by Brian on Monday, October 8, 2007
even after days of requests i still have parents trying to throw things at each other and i am suffering fucking mentally so I HAD LOVE TO TEAR HIS FACE APART
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, June 16, 2016
Next time, you will die.
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Declared by The Civilizations from Empire Earth on Monday, October 8, 2007