Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJust moved here from New York. So far all I have done is get expensive yogurt at Pinkberry. get stuck in traffic, and get stuck in traffic trying to get to Pinkberry. There are no good bars, no good restaurants, and no good people. What was I thinking -- this town blows.
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Declared by ML on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
A jihad on you for abandoning your children and going out on the piss with your mates.
A jihad on you for your pornographic courtship of the press and the obscene campaign you have continued to run and for playing the public like fucking idiots.
A jihad on you for making British parents look bad all...
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Declared by Philomena on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
By the age of ten, we all know right from wrong and what we are getting away with. Well, K*******- You are a spoiled, mean, demented little bitch and I would say it to your face if it wouldn't get me arrested. When you pulled your shit with my kid, the "talking to" that I gave you seemed to scare the shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
Does he need an intro? Hes a fucking douche bag, nuff said.
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Monday, October 8, 2007
How does filling in a bubble measure your intelligence when all the bubbles are possible 'best' answers and you give us only one choice?
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Declared by Pissed-off test-taker on Monday, March 10, 2008
YOURE ALL FUCKING ASSHOLES OHONEST TO GDO ISM SOF UCKCING DFED UP THIS SITE IS SO FUCKCING TOXIC IM GOING TP RIP MY HAIR OUT YOU ALAL FUCKIN G SCUK
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Declared by PISSED OFF on Monday, April 18, 2016
Whoever came up with the idea that just because someone is dead you can help yourself to a large portion of whatever you think they were worth. I mean, just because the poor bastard is dead and can't argue the case, that's no justification for declaring you can have a large share of their stuff.
I mean...
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Declared by Gordon Brown on Monday, October 8, 2007
we are angry students.we are angry because our teachers are very weird peoples.Realy weird peoples.Realy Realy Realy weird peoples.I think that is a reason to start a jihad on them.
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Declared by taylan on Thursday, June 12, 2008
For being a dirty bastard who has violated the United States Constitutiion, drained the American people of money for the unholy war you are responsible for. You bastard! Go to hell!
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Declared by The People on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop referring me to other services to which I should register. Let me download immediately!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 6, 2017
fucking german USK!!
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Declared by germanuncutlover on Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Fuck you and your stalling downloads.
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Declared by EagleYS on Wednesday, January 26, 2011
I am sick to death of rude obnoxious people on the trains int he morning. NO I can't move down and shove my crotch (whihc is at face level for those seated) in some poor passengeres face because you want to squeeze the last tinyest amount of space from the carriage we happen to be sharing. NO I do not want...
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Declared by Shaun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I hate when my dealer doesn't pick up the phone for many hours@!#@!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
They will take fees for anything you do on your account. They will upgrade your account to "premier" without clearly disclosing the fact that being a "premier" implies that you'll be paying higher fees. And their fucken customer support will drive you fucking CRAZY!!!
In 3 words: DON'T USE PAYPAL
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Declared by fuck paypal on Tuesday, December 4, 2007
hockey sucks!! enough with the stars and GD marty turco. he is gay, just like you.
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Declared by Brian on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hi Work, well I'm leaving in 3 weeks and you're going to be fucked. why? because that fuckwit who is working full time hours while doing part time workload and having panic attack every 3 minutes is going to be about as much good to you as a turd in a shampoo bottle. Good luck teaching that dense shitbag to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
Next time, you will die.
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Declared by The Civilizations from Empire Earth on Monday, October 8, 2007
even after days of requests i still have parents trying to throw things at each other and i am suffering fucking mentally so I HAD LOVE TO TEAR HIS FACE APART
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, June 16, 2016
FUCK U PIECE OF SHIT U DIDNT HAVE TO FUCKING STOP WORKING IN THE MIDDL OF MY FUCKING ESSAY I WANT TO SMASH MY FUCKING COMPUTER IN HALF U USELESS PIECE OF TRASH I HOPE ILL NEVER USE U AGAIN BURN IN HELL U FUCKING SLUT
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 7, 2014