Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJust moved here from New York. So far all I have done is get expensive yogurt at Pinkberry. get stuck in traffic, and get stuck in traffic trying to get to Pinkberry. There are no good bars, no good restaurants, and no good people. What was I thinking -- this town blows.
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Declared by ML on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
A jihad on you for abandoning your children and going out on the piss with your mates.
A jihad on you for your pornographic courtship of the press and the obscene campaign you have continued to run and for playing the public like fucking idiots.
A jihad on you for making British parents look bad all...
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Declared by Philomena on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Does he need an intro? Hes a fucking douche bag, nuff said.
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Monday, October 8, 2007
Declaramos la guerra al manuel basicamente porque nos da la gana
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
fucking german USK!!
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Declared by germanuncutlover on Wednesday, November 5, 2008
By the age of ten, we all know right from wrong and what we are getting away with. Well, K*******- You are a spoiled, mean, demented little bitch and I would say it to your face if it wouldn't get me arrested. When you pulled your shit with my kid, the "talking to" that I gave you seemed to scare the shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
They will take fees for anything you do on your account. They will upgrade your account to "premier" without clearly disclosing the fact that being a "premier" implies that you'll be paying higher fees. And their fucken customer support will drive you fucking CRAZY!!!
In 3 words: DON'T USE PAYPAL
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Declared by fuck paypal on Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Whoever came up with the idea that just because someone is dead you can help yourself to a large portion of whatever you think they were worth. I mean, just because the poor bastard is dead and can't argue the case, that's no justification for declaring you can have a large share of their stuff.
I mean...
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Declared by Gordon Brown on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you and your stalling downloads.
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Declared by EagleYS on Wednesday, January 26, 2011
we are angry students.we are angry because our teachers are very weird peoples.Realy weird peoples.Realy Realy Realy weird peoples.I think that is a reason to start a jihad on them.
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Declared by taylan on Thursday, June 12, 2008
Stop referring me to other services to which I should register. Let me download immediately!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 6, 2017
How does filling in a bubble measure your intelligence when all the bubbles are possible 'best' answers and you give us only one choice?
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Declared by Pissed-off test-taker on Monday, March 10, 2008
I hate when my dealer doesn't pick up the phone for many hours@!#@!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You bought an iPhone because it was made by Apple and now are mad because Apple has decided that there arn't any more people buying their phones so they drop the price. What are you mad about? You already bought a phone that can't do much and over paid for it, and now you people are just publicly laughing...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007
Fuck you with your css hacks, fuck your DOM support, fuck your ActiveX, fuck your CSS3 support, fuck your events, fuck your compatibility. MSIE makes me sick. It really does.
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Declared by Angry web developers on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad on you for pointing out the jihad on me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
even after days of requests i still have parents trying to throw things at each other and i am suffering fucking mentally so I HAD LOVE TO TEAR HIS FACE APART
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, June 16, 2016
I'm a lady who works very hard at staying slender, watching what I eat, so I don't need some fat broad and her wimp boyfriend at 24 Hour Fitness ridiculing me and making fun of me - I hope she keels over from a heart attack. Which is likely, since obesity can cut a person's life expectancy in half. It...
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Declared by slender chick on Sunday, January 14, 2018
Vincent martz 5692 little cove rd, mercersburg pa 17236
Someone who knows the family • Vincent why do u put stuff on here about your family grow up stop acting like a fool you was there when you mother passed but you and your wife was the ones always acting out at Walmart cussing harrasment assalt on...
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Declared by Mcconnellsburg pa on Sunday, December 10, 2017
Hi Work, well I'm leaving in 3 weeks and you're going to be fucked. why? because that fuckwit who is working full time hours while doing part time workload and having panic attack every 3 minutes is going to be about as much good to you as a turd in a shampoo bottle. Good luck teaching that dense shitbag to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012