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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDo I come knocking on your door and wake you up at 7am. If I want to be a part of your religion don't you think I would be the one contacting you? You people should take the hint the first time and not come back again or next time I will let my dogs loose on you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Seriously man, what the fuck?!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Bronies are pony fucking pedophiles.
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Declared by Jihadi john on Monday, May 25, 2015
Dude, I don't need to know the details of your life. I'm just here to check my email. And the people who are studying might be more irritated than me.
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Declared by Tim on Thursday, October 11, 2007
The Zune is terrible.
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Declared by Alah Akmadad on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Thanks for nothing! I just heard you're paying for Clint's school - great! Where was this generosity when I was working two jobs and trying to keep a full-time schedule so I could stay in law school? What happened to "It'll mean more if you do it on your own"?
Oh right, how could I forget? I was dating...
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Declared by Your loving son, Eric on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Fuck you for what you have done to the world. Your legions of sheep mimicking the others with ridiculous beliefs . I'd like to stick XENU's emeter so far up your ass, the belief system you started becomes a thing of the past.
there will come a day when you and what you have done will be forgotten....
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Declared by everyone in Clearwater, FL. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Richard Figueroa wants $150 BILLION THOUSANDS DOLLORZ.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
It's bad enough you that you yahoos think that a copy of MS Publisher makes you a designer, but you also think that Comic Sans is appropriate for anything other than the most retarded informal uses, too!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare holy war upon Internet Explorer 6. You have been making webdesigners' lives miserable for too long. You and your maker should die in pain.
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Declared by Mr. Tze on Monday, October 8, 2007
For writing a damn song about her stupid umbrella!
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Declared by Cuntface on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Some kind of black crumby substance has littered the floor of my office for the past week. I see the lines in the carpet where you've obviously vacuumed. But you stop about 6 inches from this mess every time!! Do you need a longer extension cord? También, recordar tomar hacia fuera la basura esta noche.
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Declared by Dave on Monday, September 10, 2007
Why is it that I wake up every Monday feeling as if it were the end of the world? Why are Mondays so slow? Why can't there be six days in a week? it would make the weekends seem longer....
DEATH TO MONDAYS!!
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Declared by the hippie on Monday, September 10, 2007
The lady who works at the check cashing store in front of the closed down walmart on pecos and tropicana in las vegas who stole $900 from me and then covered it up and kept my money and her company for helping her do it and not investigating the issue at all, and the police who did nothing, and the FBI who...
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Declared by i feel better now on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
I HATE online applications. It's ridiculous, you can't just walk into a place with resume in hand any more and talk to someone. No, you have to "go to such and such website and fill out our specialized custom application which takes 2 fucking hours which after you finish we will precede to ignore." WHAT THE...
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Declared by Frustrated on Friday, October 5, 2007
... I wonder why it's so rare to meet intelligent human beings. Please stop polluting the gene pool with religion and let your children do what the FUCK they want. And for fuck's sake realize that you are living on a planet with 6.5 billion other people; read a god damn book and offer a conversation. I'm...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Not picking up the phone
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
UCF
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Declared by Jay on Monday, October 8, 2007
MCDONALDS IS A FUCKING RIPOFF. THEIR CHIPS ARE NOTHING BUT OIL IN POTATO SKIN. MCFATTY LOOKS LIKE HE CAN STAND TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS. STAFF DON'T GIVE YOU THE SMALLEST PIECE OF RESPECT. FUCK MCDONALDS.
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Declared by McFucker on Thursday, December 6, 2007
It's been months now...months! And still you leave gifts under the couch every single day. You do everything your older brother does EXCEPT FOR the potty-training aspect. Control yourself, you little bitch!
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Declared by Frustrated owner on Friday, May 16, 2008