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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoClick on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. News-fucking-flash: THIS IS YOUR WEBSITE. IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO FIX PROBLEMS!
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Declared by FUCK MICROSNOT on Monday, January 7, 2008
bitch i was straight up the best friend anyone could ever be and then u lyin to my face to hang out with the same hoe that treats ya like dirt??
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Declared by th fukc on Thursday, April 7, 2016
Eyal Brandt is a lawyer son of a #$@%$. He uses the lowest scam techniques, makes up false stories and threaths people. Be aware...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for not making me a cup of tea recently.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
It's time for divine judgement upon those who fail to use the turn signals given to us by the great prophet from God himself!
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Declared by Mike on Thursday, July 18, 2013
The level of treatment I have received from our parents compared to you is extremely unfair. You have been handed everything you have and have not had to work very hard for what you have. Things always came easy to you, whether it was getting a cushy job that does not require a lot of hard work or, our...
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Declared by Ikkin on Monday, October 24, 2016
For crimes against ovaries.
Being dirrty.
Illegal posession of cuteness and being impossibly ticklish.
BLASPHEMY! SACRILEGE!!
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Declared by Ali Kennekebab on Monday, October 8, 2007
Gawd-danmit! Will get all 5 of your followers online to shut the hell up? We get it. They like you. It's even a little creepy how much they like you. But no amount of shouting from their parent's basements is going to convince the majority of Americans to vote for you.
Does the system suck? You bet....
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Declared by Kick The Donkey on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
You claim to be self-aware and intelligent, you are nothing but a narcissist self-deluded psycho. You think every one of your ideas is the right idea - and inflict your power on the team. You patronize others when its you who is the short-sighted, unimaginative idiot. I hate your two-faced smile. I will...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2016
Jihad on you!!! Why the F are you only giving 2 bars strength out of 5!! I used to get a transfer rate of up to 300Kbps and now it's down to 11Kbps! Damn it! STOP PISSING ME OFF YOU GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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Declared by I ♥ ADSL on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Son of a bitch pig faced dirty little pack rat!! Stop rolling your God damn bogies and flicking them around the ENTIRE house!! Pick your crusty cheese infested socks off the floor, bin your filthy skid marked boxers, or better yet, wipe your arse on toilet roll!!!! Fucking animal bastard pig!! I should slap...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 11, 2014
Egor, egor, egor, egor, egor, egor, egor, egor. Grow up baby..You and your wife vincent e martz of mercersburg pa the egor will be sorry for what you did to family. You will face judgement before the throne of God.Get a job both of you instead of stealing money off of dad/pap you thief.You both take...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 20, 2018
Next time, you will die.
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Declared by The Civilizations from Empire Earth on Monday, October 8, 2007
When I got my Playstation 2, I was the most excited kid in the world. Sadly, it was shortlived when I unwrapped my first-ever game, Grand Theft Auto (Somali). I had payed $30 to watch a couple of negros with guns push eachother around in wheelbarrows. I was pissed off.. Damn you, Sony and your iron fist of...
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Declared by larry on Saturday, October 6, 2007
I'm gonna tell mummy and daddy!!!
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Declared by Clint on Sunday, October 7, 2007
where are my musicians out there practicing enough to obtain the big guns (logic; protools)
RANDOM UNSAVED QUIT/SHUT DOWN. NEED I SAY MORE???
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Declared by aggravated musician trying to edit on Monday, August 11, 2014
I fuckin hate this piece of shit she made my friend almost kill herself. This means war on that bitch.
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Declared by Red on Tuesday, December 27, 2016
I hate when my dealer doesn't pick up the phone for many hours@!#@!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hasan is Evil
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Declared by PK on Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Excuse me, but I never had a rich uncle who moved to nigeria. Stop telling me I do or at least do bidness with me. Pls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 14, 2014