Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by jihadi john on Tuesday, September 20, 2016
He is a nightmare.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 5, 2008
Jihad on you!!! Why the F are you only giving 2 bars strength out of 5!! I used to get a transfer rate of up to 300Kbps and now it's down to 11Kbps! Damn it! STOP PISSING ME OFF YOU GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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Declared by I ♥ ADSL on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
YOURE ALL FUCKING ASSHOLES OHONEST TO GDO ISM SOF UCKCING DFED UP THIS SITE IS SO FUCKCING TOXIC IM GOING TP RIP MY HAIR OUT YOU ALAL FUCKIN G SCUK
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Declared by PISSED OFF on Monday, April 18, 2016
For crimes against ovaries.
Being dirrty.
Illegal posession of cuteness and being impossibly ticklish.
BLASPHEMY! SACRILEGE!!
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Declared by Ali Kennekebab on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a holy war on religion - you've discriminated and caused suffering for way to long!!! I'm putting an end to your deceitful ways!
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Declared by joe on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Matt you are the gayest human being I have ever come into contact with. Homosexuality emanates from your very core, and I hate everything about you. You are GAY GAY GAY. Fatwa on Matt Ball.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate the gadgets they are making. Eberything is lacking something. Why don't they make a gadget that can do what a computer and a phone do for the price of a portable gaming console like the DS? Imagine, a gadget that's a mobile phone, a pocket pc, a game console and a media player that's small, light...
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Declared by Max Fischer on Monday, October 8, 2007
If I yelled at a stupid violent honking driver "Knock it off, idiot!", it's not a reason to call me crazy.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 10, 2016
A jihad on you for treating youe employees like they dont exist
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
He is the worst boss ever. He steals my fucking tootsie rolls off my desk all the time. He is a douchebag who is always up my ass no matter what I do. He watches me from his little managers window above, and I just feel like dragging him down by his hair and beating the shit out of him, curb stomp that...
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Declared by Disgruntled Employee on Friday, January 11, 2013
Eyal Brandt is a lawyer son of a #$@%$. He uses the lowest scam techniques, makes up false stories and threaths people. Be aware...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
You claim to be self-aware and intelligent, you are nothing but a narcissist self-deluded psycho. You think every one of your ideas is the right idea - and inflict your power on the team. You patronize others when its you who is the short-sighted, unimaginative idiot. I hate your two-faced smile. I will...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2016
For pretending to compete with everyone in the world producing software or hardware without being able to invent anything new.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Excuse me, but I never had a rich uncle who moved to nigeria. Stop telling me I do or at least do bidness with me. Pls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 14, 2014
I declare a jihad on you for not making me a cup of tea recently.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
So I've spent another 2 hours in my car because some guy in an SUV thinks that means he can whip through traffic in the rain at 90+ miles an hour. Well, now that guy's truck is upside down and he's in a neck brace. I really wish his head would have been savagely ripped off and rolled down the highway passed...
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Declared by Dave on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Fuck The Cruel World
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Declared by Dante on Monday, August 18, 2008
I'm gonna tell mummy and daddy!!!
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Declared by Clint on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Give us our CA results you filthy infidel swine!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 28, 2012