Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI am sick to death of rude obnoxious people on the trains int he morning. NO I can't move down and shove my crotch (whihc is at face level for those seated) in some poor passengeres face because you want to squeeze the last tinyest amount of space from the carriage we happen to be sharing. NO I do not want...
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Declared by Shaun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
A jihad on you for treating youe employees like they dont exist
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
Stop referring me to other services to which I should register. Let me download immediately!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 6, 2017
Does he need an intro? Hes a fucking douche bag, nuff said.
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Monday, October 8, 2007
Underwearless forever..
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Airtel broadband, you fucking scumbag. You bastards launch a 8 Mbps plan and have a freaking download limit of 8 GB!!!!Don't you frigtards realize that it is just around 2 hours of download time.
Can you marketing guys get off Sunil Mittal's dick and actually listen to what your customers are demanding...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
Eyal Brandt is a lawyer son of a #$@%$. He uses the lowest scam techniques, makes up false stories and threaths people. Be aware...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
Jihad on you for pointing out the jihad on me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Vincent martz 5692 little cove rd, mercersburg pa 17236
Someone who knows the family • Vincent why do u put stuff on here about your family grow up stop acting like a fool you was there when you mother passed but you and your wife was the ones always acting out at Walmart cussing harrasment assalt on...
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Declared by Mcconnellsburg pa on Sunday, December 10, 2017
For crimes against ovaries.
Being dirrty.
Illegal posession of cuteness and being impossibly ticklish.
BLASPHEMY! SACRILEGE!!
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Declared by Ali Kennekebab on Monday, October 8, 2007
Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. News-fucking-flash: THIS IS YOUR WEBSITE. IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO FIX PROBLEMS!
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Declared by FUCK MICROSNOT on Monday, January 7, 2008
Fuck The Cruel World
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Declared by Dante on Monday, August 18, 2008
YOURE ALL FUCKING ASSHOLES OHONEST TO GDO ISM SOF UCKCING DFED UP THIS SITE IS SO FUCKCING TOXIC IM GOING TP RIP MY HAIR OUT YOU ALAL FUCKIN G SCUK
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Declared by PISSED OFF on Monday, April 18, 2016
You think tagging along with the boys is fun - well, just shut your trap.
Asking "Did you play sports in high school?" does not help out our efforts - thanks Jackass!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
It's time for divine judgement upon those who fail to use the turn signals given to us by the great prophet from God himself!
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Declared by Mike on Thursday, July 18, 2013
You claim to be self-aware and intelligent, you are nothing but a narcissist self-deluded psycho. You think every one of your ideas is the right idea - and inflict your power on the team. You patronize others when its you who is the short-sighted, unimaginative idiot. I hate your two-faced smile. I will...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2016
I hate cricket and the stupid game. What kinda sports takes a person the whole day to finish!! and not to mention taking time away from doing other things like, spending time with your family. Stupid game. May all cricket games be condemn and destroy!!! muaaahhhhhhhhh
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Declared by susan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stop stealing my code!
Stop copying my sleek software and Apple coolness with you cold calculating mind bullets!
Stop sending ex-blackwater spies to steal my secrets of all my cool new touchable gadgets.
A big pile of poo will be waiting for you at this years chrismas party.
ps
I love your taste in...
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Declared by Steve Jobs on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad on you!!! Why the F are you only giving 2 bars strength out of 5!! I used to get a transfer rate of up to 300Kbps and now it's down to 11Kbps! Damn it! STOP PISSING ME OFF YOU GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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Declared by I ♥ ADSL on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
I fuckin hate this piece of shit she made my friend almost kill herself. This means war on that bitch.
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Declared by Red on Tuesday, December 27, 2016