Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by PK on Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Jihad on you for pointing out the jihad on me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Hi Work, well I'm leaving in 3 weeks and you're going to be fucked. why? because that fuckwit who is working full time hours while doing part time workload and having panic attack every 3 minutes is going to be about as much good to you as a turd in a shampoo bottle. Good luck teaching that dense shitbag to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
Airtel broadband, you fucking scumbag. You bastards launch a 8 Mbps plan and have a freaking download limit of 8 GB!!!!Don't you frigtards realize that it is just around 2 hours of download time.
Can you marketing guys get off Sunil Mittal's dick and actually listen to what your customers are demanding...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
Vincent martz 5692 little cove rd, mercersburg pa 17236
Someone who knows the family • Vincent why do u put stuff on here about your family grow up stop acting like a fool you was there when you mother passed but you and your wife was the ones always acting out at Walmart cussing harrasment assalt on...
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Declared by Mcconnellsburg pa on Sunday, December 10, 2017
I hate cricket and the stupid game. What kinda sports takes a person the whole day to finish!! and not to mention taking time away from doing other things like, spending time with your family. Stupid game. May all cricket games be condemn and destroy!!! muaaahhhhhhhhh
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Declared by susan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
How is it women assume they can drive whilst looking at the passenger, usually with a car load of kids in the back.
To stop this jihad simply focus on the task in hand, and not whats happening in your favorite soap, or whos copping off with someone else.
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Declared by Mad Mulla Matt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You think tagging along with the boys is fun - well, just shut your trap.
Asking "Did you play sports in high school?" does not help out our efforts - thanks Jackass!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Te declaro la guerra. No quiero que metas tus genes en el acerbo genético. Sos un peligro a la sociedad y a todo lo bueno. A q no t animas a salir de tu cuarto diminuto sin tu escuadrón de putas
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 29, 2015
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK I DONT UNDERSTAND
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 19, 2014
For being a man. You are fucking nuts. Women should have the right to vote you asshole. YOU ARE A FUCKING 'WOMAN'! All liberals do not come from the devil and are liars... You are a fucking idiot and I hope you burn in hell.
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Declared by S.M. on Friday, October 5, 2007
Stop stealing my code!
Stop copying my sleek software and Apple coolness with you cold calculating mind bullets!
Stop sending ex-blackwater spies to steal my secrets of all my cool new touchable gadgets.
A big pile of poo will be waiting for you at this years chrismas party.
ps
I love your taste in...
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Declared by Steve Jobs on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Your an idiot
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Declared by Alex2 on Monday, October 8, 2007
It's time for divine judgement upon those who fail to use the turn signals given to us by the great prophet from God himself!
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Declared by Mike on Thursday, July 18, 2013
Holy war on bullies
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Declared by jihadi john on Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Yeah, that's right fucktard, you know who I am. You and all of your colleagues are as useless as a bunch of dug up bodies.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
For crimes against ovaries.
Being dirrty.
Illegal posession of cuteness and being impossibly ticklish.
BLASPHEMY! SACRILEGE!!
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Declared by Ali Kennekebab on Monday, October 8, 2007
It looks like crap, makes me feel sick and it just condones people to express themselves in idiot ways!
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Declared by Mark Zuckerberg on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on you!!! Why the F are you only giving 2 bars strength out of 5!! I used to get a transfer rate of up to 300Kbps and now it's down to 11Kbps! Damn it! STOP PISSING ME OFF YOU GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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Declared by I ♥ ADSL on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
I hate the gadgets they are making. Eberything is lacking something. Why don't they make a gadget that can do what a computer and a phone do for the price of a portable gaming console like the DS? Imagine, a gadget that's a mobile phone, a pocket pc, a game console and a media player that's small, light...
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Declared by Max Fischer on Monday, October 8, 2007